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Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Electric eels might but I guess they're fish or snakes or something :x

ADDED: and AFAIK they have yet to harness its awsome power for anything other than a taily-stingy-thing.

Pretty useless really.

And they taste bad. :x

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Didn't you get banned for posting dicks before?

its an electric eel :x

Oh man, we think too much alike, I was going to post exactly that. :x

Stale. :(

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:45 PM

oops says:
dude what the hell
oops says:
ur gona get banned dude
Daaanny says:
its an electric eel >:
oops says:
its a cock SHOOTING A LAZER

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:46 PM

it's an electric eel shooting a lazer :x

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:46 PM

If we turn to the next page then he can't be prosecuted.

This thread has a really short statute of limitations. :D

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:47 PM

this is the best thread on imockery ;<


hry up though, i dont wanna get in trouble!

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:48 PM

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liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:49 PM

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executioneer Dec 18th, 2006 06:49 PM

PUB 15 POUNDS IS ABOUT 7 KILOS JUST FYI

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3
Hey why don't you fuck your girlfriend a little better & you won't have to buy her a vibrator :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
I'm away at university for most of the week and she likes sex a hole bunch.

Pun. :lol

GADZOOKS Dec 18th, 2006 06:50 PM

MY BOSS DIDN'T THINK SO DANNY, NOW IM GOING TO JAIL

noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:51 PM

hey in jail watch out for electric eels swimming up your asshole & then firing lazers

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:52 PM



quick show him that :X

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
PUB 15 POUNDS IS ABOUT 7 KILOS JUST FYI

Oh, I could totally lift that. :lol

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 06:54 PM

i can barely bench 50 lbs :/

MetalMilitia Dec 18th, 2006 06:54 PM

Unlike the mockwars thread, this one is NSFW (Not Suitable For Wangs)

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:55 PM

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noob3 Dec 18th, 2006 06:56 PM

i was benching a gmc tahoe & my arms fell off

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:58 PM

Tahoes are Chevrolet. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 06:59 PM

:lol

I know nothing about American car brands. :(

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:02 PM

I'll turn the page then...

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:03 PM


Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:04 PM

Now we just have to hope that no admins take an interest in this thread. :chatter

GADZOOKS Dec 18th, 2006 07:05 PM

Nice Dog

I think I'll take it.

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 07:06 PM

He's a bit old, & he never makes his bed unasked. :(


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