I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   General Blabber (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=7)
-   -   I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips) (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8799)

Archduke Tips Dec 19th, 2006 09:26 PM

Premarital sex is apparently "normal".

LET'S TAKE UP OUR BIBLES AND FIGHT THOSE HEATHENS!

liquidstatik Dec 19th, 2006 09:31 PM

it should be normal :X

xbxDaniel Dec 19th, 2006 10:29 PM

We played the Game of Life last night. I lost. :(

Sam Dec 19th, 2006 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
See, I didn't think that was ten pages back already. ;(


I do fill this thing with crap fast, don't I? :eek

Maybe I was thinking about 15 - 20 pages back.

xbxDaniel Dec 19th, 2006 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
And until you discharge that firearm through the roof of your mouth, the two of us do not agree.

:lol

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2006 10:49 PM

I like that one too, Julie.

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2006 10:53 PM

I just spoke to an American woman on the phone.

Her accent hurt my ear. It was whiny and very irritating.

As the conversation progressed I could hear my accent becoming increasingly clipped.

I sound a right ponce now. :posh

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2006 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Maybe I was thinking about 15 - 20 pages back.

:tear

xbxDaniel Dec 19th, 2006 11:00 PM

Why were you speaking to an American woman on the phone?

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2006 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Maybe I was thinking about 15 - 20 pages back.

You liked Lenor talking about her breasts & Esuohlim trying to score with her?

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2006 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
Why were you speaking to an American woman on the phone?

She was looking for my mother. However as I consider the telephone a tool of the devil, I was not being helpful beyond my offer to take a message.

If she had tried to leave a message, there would have been the added problem that I am unable to understand any topic specific words as I'm a master at forgetting context. ;(

xbxDaniel Dec 19th, 2006 11:17 PM

Don't blame yourself, she was probably fat.

Terra Dec 19th, 2006 11:30 PM

or from kentucky?? :)

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2006 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
Don't blame yourself...

I blame myself for many things, silly phonecalls are not one.

xbxDaniel Dec 19th, 2006 11:47 PM

I'm supposed to have fifty pages written by Friday. I'm stuck on page eight. :(

Sam Dec 19th, 2006 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Maybe I was thinking about 15 - 20 pages back.

You liked Lenor talking about her breasts & Esuohlim trying to score with her?

Maybe 30 pages then. :/

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2006 11:53 PM

I think this thread sucked then too. Your nostalgia is misplaced.

FartinMowler Dec 20th, 2006 02:29 PM

Thank you for the lovely phone messages I recieved this week on my cell...one ended with "I'm coming to get you" and the other ended with "you're ugly" :( Where is the Christmas spirit?

liquidstatik Dec 20th, 2006 04:20 PM

lol :(

liquidstatik Dec 20th, 2006 04:21 PM

so i bought myself like one pair of pants and a shirt
and then 8 CDs and a CD/DVD combo thingy :x

MarioRPG Dec 20th, 2006 04:41 PM

All for yourself? :(

Pub Lover Dec 20th, 2006 05:19 PM


Pub Lover Dec 20th, 2006 05:25 PM

WILLIE! :love

Pub Lover Dec 20th, 2006 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
Thank you for the lovely phone messages I recieved this week on my cell...one ended with "I'm coming to get you" and the other ended with "you're ugly" :( Where is the Christmas spirit?

Yeah, you'd think your parents would give you a rest for the holidays. :(

liquidstatik Dec 20th, 2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
All for yourself? :(

My grandparents can't pick out good stuff, so i do it for them :x


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:11 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.