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liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 10:55 PM

:lol that was prettyy good

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2007 10:56 PM

:lol I liked the part about the egg

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:00 PM

:loli liked that part about small and big you know egg was the LAST thing i was thinking haha

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:00 PM

lol ok fellas! I got one!


What did the lady say at the sperm bank?

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:02 PM

wut did she say at the sperm bank? :x

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:03 PM



WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS?!

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2007 11:04 PM

Mine was way funnier. :rolleyes

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:04 PM

hahaha i got one just for you mattjack :]

what did one valcanoe say to another? :O

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2007 11:05 PM

What's big and small at the same time in a sperm bank?

a BIG sperm :lol

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:05 PM

Militia, yours was better sir :bow

What did the valcanoe say to the other?

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:06 PM

I LAVA YOU :D

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2007 11:07 PM

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in GLOVE with you :lol

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:07 PM

lol oh noes you didnnnnnn

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:12 PM

Hey what did E.Honda tell Terra after he defeated her?

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:15 PM

:lol what

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:15 PM


liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:19 PM

I DON'T GET IT =[

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:21 PM

Me either, I told my dad that joke was lame. He told me it at thanksgiving

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:24 PM

okay this si the last joke i hadve and it sucks


why did god make seagulls? :x

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:25 PM

TO BEAT THE NIGGRS TO THE JUNKYARD :x

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:27 PM

LOL Oh snap! Is it n*gger joke time this early in the night? Where is 7F, I bet he knows some good ones

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:29 PM

hehe afk guys im goonna roll this up and smoke it ill be back :O

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2007 11:40 PM

A guy was sitting at his computer one day where he spots the usual "make you penis bigger" email that gets thrown into the trash all the time. This time however, he decides to give it a shot. In the body of the email it asks how big he'd like to make his member. He types in what he wants and sends it off.

The next day he gets a knock at the door. He opens it to find a few Klan members, one of which is holding a noose. The guy asks why they are here and the klansman replies "why I do believe you said you wanted to be hung like a black man"

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:47 PM

How do you smile and wink at a Niger at the same time?

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:48 PM





















:( I'm fresh out now


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