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Tadao May 12th, 2008 01:03 AM

His posts increase our value.

HickMan May 12th, 2008 04:19 AM

Oh ho-ho it's magic!

bigtimecow May 12th, 2008 08:53 AM

ballsack

Pub Lover May 12th, 2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by briny bill (Post 555325)
i-mockery is worth $7000

Quote:

Originally Posted by briny bill (Post 555372)
coretion i-mockery is worth $70474

I'm more inclined to believe the former. :domo

WhiteRat May 12th, 2008 02:00 PM

Briny Bill fails because he neglected to show his work.

Asila May 12th, 2008 04:32 PM

I graduate tomorrow, huh

Fathom Zero May 12th, 2008 05:21 PM

That's nice. I graduate a year from nine days away.

Pub Lover May 12th, 2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 555449)
It's this ass-annoying blonde chick...

Could she be ass-pleasuring blonde chick? Or is she an ass-annoying specialist? As I happen to like blonde chicks interfering with my ass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 555449)
She asks if you'd like a career in graphic design. And here's what gets me...she says, "Not an artist? It doesn't matter!"

...would someone who didn't consider themselves an artist, or at least creative, seriously want a career in graphic design?

I can imagine ways it would be useful to have people with graphic design ability but no creative instincts. Clients with exacting briefs, design teams with a head artist... and before I tax myself to think of a third I notice that the first two are both just people telling the graphic designer to make something without any input beyond their ability at graphic design. Which I'm sure artists love to do. So nevermind me.

Pub Lover May 12th, 2008 07:29 PM

A violent criminal has escaped from prison in New Zealand.

He did it by climbing down the outside of a tower using a rope made from tied together sheets.


I doubt he'll reach the princess in time. :lol

Pub Lover May 12th, 2008 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 555461)
You know it'll be canon. The MK team can't resist conjuring up a cockamamie story for each and every spinoff and compilation they do.

:lol

Pub Lover May 12th, 2008 07:52 PM


Guitar Woman May 12th, 2008 08:15 PM


Fathom Zero May 12th, 2008 08:22 PM


JediScum May 12th, 2008 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 555364)
And guess what?

My town's getting an Orange Julius. :O

How does THIS happen? Every Orange Julius I can remember from my childhood has been closed down for well over a decade. I remember the "Juliuses" being a bit pricey but damn good.

Combine that with their logo and it's perfect to encourage young'uns to become interested, and eventually serve, OUR TERRIBLE AND MIGHTY DARK LORD!!!!!

Fathom Zero May 12th, 2008 08:34 PM

It's a Dairy Queen slash Orange Julius.

WhiteRat May 12th, 2008 08:37 PM

Last time I had an orange julius was in 1993 and I puked it up in the car on the way home from the mall.

Fathom Zero May 12th, 2008 08:38 PM

Bad constitution.

JediScum May 12th, 2008 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555470)
Last time I had an orange julius was in 1993 and I puked it up in the car on the way home from the mall.

Prolly because you weren't EVIL enough in 1993.

Tadao May 12th, 2008 08:53 PM

JFK's Air Guitar sold on EBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Air-guitar-owned...QQcmdZViewItem

Dixie May 12th, 2008 09:24 PM

Flatulence is good for you.

Pub Lover May 12th, 2008 09:45 PM

Dr. Scholls had added Zomboid & Willie to the I-Mockery page on Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

Asila May 12th, 2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

who is ironically the only likable user on the entire board.
...I'll agree with that.

Fathom Zero May 12th, 2008 10:05 PM

Lemmy Kilmister?

Esuohlim May 12th, 2008 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 555489)
Dr. Scholls had added Zomboid & Willie to the I-Mockery page on Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

Whoever it is that puts that shit up really does his homework

WhiteRat May 12th, 2008 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 555489)
Dr. Scholls had added Zomboid & Willie to the I-Mockery page on Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

The whole thing is hilarious.


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