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10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 10th, 2009 12:32 PM
Dear Willie,

I'm going to a Renaissance Festival at the end of the month and they are having a pirate invasion. I'm going for the Grog and turkey leg. Is there anything else I should expect?

executioneer Jul 10th, 2009 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elx (Post 637341)
dearest willie,

good morning, how are you doing?
i got abdominal pain i think its gallstones :(

executioneer Jul 10th, 2009 01:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 637343)
Dear Willie,

I'm going to a Renaissance Festival at the end of the month and they are having a pirate invasion. I'm going for the Grog and turkey leg. Is there anything else I should expect?
i dunno i've never been to one of those! i'd guess expect lots of dorks and maybe some folks who love to handmake stuff out of wool / chainmail(le)

elx Jul 12th, 2009 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 637357)
i got abdominal pain i think its gallstones :(
dearest willie,

are you feeling better today?

xoxo,
elx

Evil Robot Jul 12th, 2009 07:40 PM
Is pimping easy?

executioneer Jul 13th, 2009 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elx (Post 637520)
dearest willie,

are you feeling better today?

xoxo,
elx
yeah actually! apparently drinking and playing rock band cures gallstones who knew

executioneer Jul 13th, 2009 11:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 637573)
Is pimping easy?
i doubt it! esp. if the pimps have to do the (uh) prostitute's, prostitute's laundry

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 13th, 2009 11:29 AM
Did you drink tussin?

executioneer Jul 13th, 2009 01:22 PM
not if i can help it, it's fuckin nasty

Womti Jul 13th, 2009 06:17 PM
I looooooooooove tussin :love

DevilWearsPrada Jul 14th, 2009 06:44 PM
dear willie,

I looooooooooove tussin :love , ?

Evil Robot Jul 21st, 2009 08:36 PM
When will Washington realize that the North Koreans are just playing us for chumps and that they all have a good laugh at the Non Alignment Movement meetings?

executioneer Jul 21st, 2009 08:58 PM
neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 21st, 2009 09:51 PM
Dear Willie,

If you asked yourself the the unanswerable question and was able to give the unanswerable answer would the universe unravel?

Evil Robot Jul 21st, 2009 10:30 PM
Yer gonna get him stuck in a loop again.

executioneer Jul 21st, 2009 11:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 638559)
Dear Willie,

If you asked yourself the the unanswerable question and was able to give the unanswerable answer would the universe unravel?
didn't doug adams write a whole bunch of books about that

Fathom Zero Jul 23rd, 2009 12:40 PM
Dear Willie,

are you from a far away up-space?

executioneer Jul 23rd, 2009 07:11 PM
well it's NAMED after a far away up-space, i guess

elx Jul 25th, 2009 05:40 PM
WILLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

elx Jul 25th, 2009 05:41 PM
why doesn't the leader like me? he's been mean since i registered :(

The Leader Jul 25th, 2009 06:18 PM
Dear Willie,

Could you tell elx that the reason I don't seem to like her is because the only tail that I could possibly ever get is under aged auspie tail but because of this I have spent time in the klink? Whenever I see a post by elx I am reminded of this and get nervous, causing me to lash out. Also I'm probably just a jerk.
??????????????

elx Jul 25th, 2009 07:16 PM
dearest willie, what did the leader's previous post mean? i don't speak jerkface.

The Leader Jul 25th, 2009 07:19 PM
Dear Willie,

Why is elx such a bitch?

Love, the Leader.

elx Jul 25th, 2009 07:24 PM
dearest willie,

could you please explain to the leader that i could totally take him and kick his ass so he should be a little nicer to me for his own sake.

The Leader Jul 25th, 2009 07:29 PM
Dear Willie,

Why wasn't elx aborted like she should have been?

Your pal,
The Leader


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