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mburbank Apr 4th, 2003 09:53 AM

HEY, VINCE! CHEW OUT THIS LOGICAL INCONSISTENCY, BIG BOY!
 
It's come to my attention that you've been ducking a question, and I know it's just gotten lost in the chatter here, and not becuase you're a huge pathalogical liar and coward.

Since I'd hate for anyone to missunderstand well spoken guy like you, here's a whole new thread in which you can explain yourslef.

Please reconcile these two quotes.

"Where in anything did I say that I, VinceZeb, want to destroy everything that has ever existed about Islam? Oh wait, I didn't!"

and

"Unless we wipe out every trace of Islam in the existance of mankind, this is a war we will never win."

VinceZeb Apr 4th, 2003 10:22 AM

Sure thing!

What I was talking about was this: IF we were going to truly win this war against Islamic Fundamentlism, we would destroy everything that existed in Islam. This is a war that victory is going to be decided when the terrorism stops. We can have a victory in this war by stopping the terrorists, but WINNING the war completely would mean destroying all of Islam. Which I am not in favor of doing whatosever?

What I am saying is confusing, but the jist of it is that we can have victory in this war by stopping the attacks and putting fire on the fuel, but to truly win it and make sure it NEVER happens again, we have to destroy the trees. And I do not want to destroy the trees. We are not that kind of culture and people here in the U.S.

glowbelly Apr 4th, 2003 10:43 AM

What I am saying is confusing, but the jist of it is that we can have victory in this war by stopping the attacks and putting fire on the fuel, but to truly win it and make sure it NEVER happens again, we have to destroy the trees. And I do not want to destroy the trees. We are not that kind of culture and people here in the U.S.

it's all so clear to me now!!

sspadowsky Apr 4th, 2003 10:48 AM

Say, Vince, what do you do for a living? I was wondering, because, with any job, there's at least one interview prior to getting hired, and seeing how your communication skills suck like an industrial shop-vac, I was curious about what kind of job you ended up getting. Especially since, you know, the whole submarine commander thing didn't pan out.
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glowbelly Apr 4th, 2003 10:59 AM

What I am saying is confusing, but the jist of it is that we can have victory in this war by stopping the attacks and putting fire on the fuel, but to truly win it and make sure it NEVER happens again, we have to destroy the trees. And I do not want to destroy the trees. We are not that kind of culture and people here in the U.S.

VinceZeb Apr 4th, 2003 12:32 PM

I have a nice job, thank you. Which involves me being able to communicate in a clear and concise manner.

sspadowsky Apr 4th, 2003 12:54 PM

No, really, Vinnie, since you're so eager to share your dating life, and your military ambitions that regrettably can never be fulfilled, why not share this part of your life with us? I mean, you're willing to brag about everything else; surely a man of your shining intellect must have a glamorous job with grave responsibilities, what with your clear and concise communication skills and all.

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I have a nice job, thank you. Which involves me being able to communicate in a clear and concise manner.
Boy, you're right. I can tell by the way you unnecessarily made one sentence into two. Remarkble efficiency there, buddy.
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mburbank Apr 4th, 2003 01:50 PM

So, Vince...

Because it's confusing, clarify for me...

You don't think we should do what you believe it would take to win the "War on Terrorism"

Does that mean

A.) You don't want to win the War on Terror.
B.) You think the War on Terror isn't a very practcial goal to begin with
C.) Bush was talking out his ass on the whole War on Terror thing all along

glowbelly Apr 4th, 2003 03:45 PM

did anybody see that i made a comic? :hypno

FS Apr 4th, 2003 04:04 PM

glowbelly made a comic :hypno

glowbelly Apr 4th, 2003 04:09 PM

it's a really good comic :hypno

mburbank Apr 4th, 2003 06:45 PM

Where is it?

Malevolent Apr 4th, 2003 10:15 PM

I liked it!


pjalne Apr 5th, 2003 04:31 AM

I can't see it. Blocked due to adult content :confused

sspadowsky Apr 5th, 2003 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VinceZeb
I have a nice job, thank you. Which involves me being able to communicate in a clear and concise manner.

"That'll be $8.41, please pull to the second window."
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Anonymous Apr 5th, 2003 12:55 PM

"Say, you want all of them fries up with the eating?"

FS Apr 5th, 2003 01:04 PM

"What do you mean 'this hamburger has bite-marks in it'?"

Anonymous Apr 5th, 2003 01:06 PM

"End of story."

AChimp Apr 5th, 2003 10:49 PM

There will never be true peace until everyone in the world dies except me, because no one gets along better with myself than I do. >:

Zebra 3 Apr 6th, 2003 12:27 AM

McCommunication
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sspadowsky
Quote:

Originally Posted by VinceZeb
I have a nice job, thank you. Which involves me being able to communicate in a clear and concise manner.

"That'll be $8.41, please pull to the second window."

:lol - Thank you, have a nice day!

mburbank Apr 6th, 2003 11:49 PM

BUMP!!!

Vince I wat to know why you don't want us to win the war on terrorism. I think you hate what America stands for.

glowbelly Apr 9th, 2003 02:55 PM

hooray i got a seal and i didn't have to beat anyone up for it!!

MAX THE COMIC THAT I WAS REFERRING TO IS RIGHT HERE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK THESE WORDS TO SEE IT

mburbank Apr 9th, 2003 08:18 PM

That was the wax, Glowy!

Vince. Why do you not want to win the war on terror?


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