:3

:8

Im still here. My computer is only a foot or two away from my bed.It's way too tempting.

The council comes to the conclusion that Matt should get off his ass and cook popcorn.

ima play jedi outcast BE BACK SOON ;O

travel sick is eating elephant seal cock.

and you've been watching it instead of posting here >:

There is a ghost touching me :(

ive been laying down :(

ima lay down n eat popcorn then ima do a play

kernels

All the little babies got put into bed. >: EVEN SAJUUK

Alrighty lets get started here.

HUNNY BUNNY VOLUME 1

OH HAY GUYS

Shut up you bitch...

BE NICE BINBIN IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

I'm going to blow up the bus and kill us all.

NAH LEQUISHA'S GIVING US A RIDE

That's right bitches!

Oh my god i'm going to bite that bitches fingers off.

MORNIN KIDS!

Jesus fucking christ, we know you aren't a rabbit.

HI DAD!

WHERE'S THE PRETTY WIFE? :D

Fuck you asshole, you knew I was right here.

HAY HUNNY!

Fuck this, i'm walking to school.

@ SCHOOL

TALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALK

EXCUSE ME it is time to teach

TODAY WE WILL ALL LEARN HOW TO POUR DASANI INTO A CUP

I wouldn't feel bad if a car flew through that window and killed you right now.

LOL

The End, thank you.

MAKIN DA BAND VOLUME III

RIGHTFULLY THE CHILDREN DECIDED TO NAME THEMSELVES



THEIR LIVES WERE CHRONICALED AS PART OF AN MTV REALITY SHOW

THIS IS THE RAW UNCUT FOOTAGE

With morning came spring, you could almost hear the flowers popping as they bloomed. The taste of sweet nectarine air hung so thick that I swam in a sea of syrup. And my entire being was joy. Life was more simple and more sweet, then I could ever recapture in later months. My color was blue and sometimes yellow. Mostly green. JOY.

Creeping along the day became summer, joy faded and was replaced with nerves. Electric wires hummed the indecision that had begun to wrap my life. I went everywhere getting nowhere. Somewhere along the way my hand found another and wrapped tight. Arms swinging with the motion of the swing set universe. Summer was marked here and there with palpable joy and momentary contentment.

I watched the clock hands swing past noon. On into the lazy days of late afternoon, autumn. My life found a track about 4pm and stuck to it, I could feel that old contentment grow, entwining me, vine-wise. The outrage of pure joy was rarer but I no longer needed that insane delight I once craved.

Now twilight, and winter. Colder than I could imagine I wrap up in blankets. Sit by fires. Warm my dying bones with the hands that couldn’t wrap mine anymore cause of the cold. The sun was already mostly set and I was looking forward to a little darkness for a change of pace. But with the dark I became tired. Shuffling to my room I lay in bed, introspective. Unsure whether my day was worth it, or if I spent all the time with trivialities. I wonder as I feel my eyes close whether I would wake up, or dream.

IT ALL STARTED IN MR. HARVEYS PSYCHICS AP CLASS

AWWW F***C WHATS THE ANSWERS

FART :eek

Think she'd notice if we went on the computers?

HAHA WUT NOW BITCH

YO LOL DID YOUR SHIRT JUST CHANGE

THEN THEY MET DOBLER

HAHA U BITCHES R GONNA BE IN MY BAND

THEN MADDEN SHOWED UP

HAHA U 3 BITCHES ARE GONA BE IN MY BAND

YO FAGGOTS JUST MAKE ONE BAND ;P

MARCH BITCHES I WANT SUM CHEESCAKE

TUBA TIME

EVAN TAKE THE DRUMS

THE ANSWER IS CANCER

WHEN DO YOU THINK MTV WILL PROVIDE US WITH CHAIRS

HEY GUYS EVER WANNA KILL YOURSELF BEFORE?

WATCH OUT IMA THROW THE FUCK UP

SRY GOT A LITTLE COKE LEFT ON MY NOSE

FART :eek

I JUST TOOK A BIG SH** ON THE FLOOR

DID WE MENTION WE WERE ALL SLAVES

DING!

CHERRY TIME

I'm eating cherries right now, I got inspired. :O

pee :(

I got off the phone with Alecia just to play JKII I suck lool. :(

SHOWER TIME

Lynne Margulies and Johnny Legend :eek

:eek

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I whine
I think it's time

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,la,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just the thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La,
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way, so
You must maintain your charm
same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next his eyes will squint
Then he's picked up your scent

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

fuck milkshake

:3

:lol

DONT FORGET TO FEEL THE MAGIC FROM THE BEGGINING

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...asc&start=5200

i forget did I edit the thread title to be you can get away with murder or did someone else do it :/

:eek

GUYS I APOLOGIZE BUT THE I-MOCKERY BOARDS WERE ACTING LIKE A CUNTFACE AND KEPT LOGGING ME OUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER I LOGGED IN. IT WAS DOING THIS ALL MORNING TOO. I WAS P*SSED >:

And i just went to bed, imagine that.

FUCK BOTH YOU YOU :rolleyes

I HAD FUN ALL BY MY LONESOME :rolleyes








:( wtf