liek yah, ive got denver the last dinosaur on there too

yea im going to go to sleep now too

You guys suck. :(

:(

Don't even bother trying to make up for it. The damage has been done. >:

HEY I AM BACK

WOAH, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE GONE.

My mom is gonna kill you.

Switch Dingo: I WILL FIGHT YOUR MOM
Switch Dingo: IT WILL BE A KNIFE FIGHT
BiggieMclargeguy: My mom knows all abvout knives
Switch Dingo: WE WILL MEET AT THE BASEBALL FIELD WHERE MY KID HAS LITTLE LEAUGE
Switch Dingo: WE'LL MEET AT MIDNIGHT
Switch Dingo: TELL HER TO DRESS IN ALL BLACK

CIALIS CAN WORK FOR UP TO 36 HOURS :eek

IF ERECTION OCCURS FOR MORE THEN 4 HOURS SEE A PHYSICIAN. :)

AND THEN HAVE SECKS WITH HER. :eek

HEY GUYS WHATS UP WHERES THE MAD LIBS >:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON YOURE ALL GROUNDED

Nevermind guys, you're lucky i'm in a good mood. We just got off half a day because of snow.

NJ has some fairly retarded weather. We went from 60 yesterday to snow. I'm assuming next week we'll have a flash flood :(

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACHOTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE. >:

HEY WASSUP STATIK ;)

GREEN PIZZA :x

Esuohlim knows what the best music in the world is.

I'm eating a cucumber with ranch dressing.

What the hell i missed so much after i went to sleep :(

Want some cucumber?

Hey guys, i just vomited 7 times in a row. :(

...for great justice.

My god you suck.

I vomited at 4:00 AM on sunday morning. Just once, but man was that toilet full.

LIEK, BALLS OUT TOTALY

What the hell you guys? >:

I leave to go to work and I come back to this?

Gibbler, you want some excercise, go take a hike!

I think i'm catching a cold.

Get well soon! :(

still vomiting :(

Stop teasing us :(

Yeah you were totally not in school today, get better soon jerkface... >:

I need to get a bone scan to see if I have stress fractures in my shins.

You can thank me later, guys.

St. Patrick's day is fun

we had irish dancers come to our school and there was this one guy who would come outta no where and dance for 5 seconds totally stealing the spot light from the kids and than just walked off the stage (not even dance off just walk off) than this lady pushed one of the 4 year old dancers on to the stage, it was horrible :(

I had killiaNS draft all day :( my pop is cool like that.

EDIT: Pop as in father :/

ok its back on top :)

I didn't drink anything at all today. :(

I would have hit the whiskey again, but my dad was home. And he's not cool like your dad, HickMan. :(

I told somebody off who was crticizing me for not wearing enough green. Anything should be good enough but no, they keep expecting more from a brown person to make up the difference in skin >:

I didn't wear green today and I have yet to face any backlash.

bump

GREEN PIZZA :x

I wore green. But it's because i'm irish! ;o

I wore green...i'm not irish....my shins hurt. :(

I'm irish, but I didn't wear any green at all, because I am trying to fight the stereotypes. >:

And I wanted cute girls to pinch me. :)

i actually forgot it was st. patricks day because of all the vomiting i was doing

OMG YOU GUYS!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT MY AVATAR'S HEAD EXPLODES??????? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT UNTIL TODAY :eek

:hypno

What the hell man, I've known that for the longest time now. You must be stupid.

The guy reminds me of Dr. Phil so I lol much.

HEY

Story of the week



So while i'm at work i notice a very attractive indian looking girl who comes in once in a while. I was even thinking of talking to her if she ever came to my register which is big step for me because i'm not to great with girls. ( if you seen my picture you know why)

On a seperate plane we just hired a couple of new people at work and all of them are pretty cool except for this one douschbage. He's loud and thinks everything he says is funny.

On an intersecting plane i'm standing by the exit door greeting the customers and talking to this other girl, when the very attractive girl and the douschebag come by. the girl i was talking to is friends with the two so i guess im a little bit more comfortable in conversation...

The asshole asks me "are you new..." i say no but he continues with "Oh I saw this hindu kid the other day and i thought he was you..." I shake my head and say that of course all brown people look alike. No on gets my sarcasm.

They finally leave and I tell the girl i was talking to that i hated the douschbag with a great passion then she reconfirmed my suspicion that the attractive girl was his girlfriend...

I like how life tends to piss on my face alot... :(

Hey guys i just got back from spring break.

i'm just starting mine :)




i don't think i'm gonna do anything... :(

Don't go to any "Spring Break Spots" they are just big frat parties and it is rare to meet anybody worth talking to. And when you do finallly find someone worth talking to you will be stupid and blow it anyway.

OR THEY WILL THROW UP ON YOU. >:

OR THEY WILL BE REALLY COOL AND HOT AND THEN YOU WILL MISS ALL THE HINTS AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL CALL YOU A FAG AND ASK YOU WHY YOU AREN'T IN HER TENT AND THEN YOUR HIPPY FRIEND WILL BE ALL LIKE "GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE IF HE GOT LAID AND NOBODY ELSE DID I WOULD HAVE NO MORE FAITH IN THE WORLD" >:

YOU MUST HAVE HUNG OUT WITH ME LAST YEAR. YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY SUMMER. :(

AND MY SPRING BREAK. :(

YOU HAVE A HIPPY FRIEND? :eek

I HAVE TWO. :eek

OMG DO THEY FOLLOW JAM BANDS AND DO ALL KINDS OF DRUGS? :eek

I LIKE THIS ONE GIRL BUT SHE DOSNT LIKE ME THAT WAY :( I WANT TO MARRY HER AND LIVE IN FLORIDA

DRUGS YES.

BANDS NO.

MY HIPPY IS BETTER THAN BOTH OF YOURS >:

I think I'm considered the "hippy friend," even though hippies are pussies and i hate them and they are too rebelious and im a good ol boy, never meanin no harm.

BUT MY HIPPIES ARE HOT GIRLS. :)

I DIDN'T HAVE SPRING BREAK YET. :(

THE HOT GIRL THAT WAS GOING TO SECKS ME WAS A HIPPY >:

THE KEY WORD THERE IS WAS. :rolleyes

WELL UR HIPPY GURLS CNA SUK MEH COCK! LIEK, SEREASLY.

DIDN'T WE ALREADY GO OVER HOW I AM A GIANT PUSSY WHO IS UNABLE TO SAY "DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK"? >:

NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW YOU ARE A GIANT PUSSY WHO IS UNABLE TO SAY "DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK?" >:

Liek, then we can do each others nails and hair and wear really cool slippers and pillowfight.

I WAS TALKING TO THIS GIRL AND SHE WAS DIGGING ME CAUSE I AM A COOL DUDE AND SHE WAS APPARENTLY DROPPING HINTS BUT I SUCK AND AM A GIANT PUSSY AND ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS TAKE HER AWAY FROM THE PARTY BUT I JUST SAT THERE LIKE A MONGALOID RETARD INSTEAD.

WERE YOU SMOKING?

SMOKING WHAT? :(

CIGARETTES :(

YOU TOLD ME YOU STARTED AGIAN.

YEAH I WAS, SHE PEER PRESSURED ME. :(

HA HA YOU SUCK. YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND NOT HAVE SECKS EVER.

IS IT THAT APPARENT TO EVERY BODY EXCEPT ME? :(

STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. >:

SHUT IT FATTY >:

THAT'S LOW. :tear

:tear

LIEK, MAYBE U NEED CHANGE, YOU SHOULD START SMOKING


















TEH COCK, LOO

Switch Dingo: RETRO INSULTED YOU
BiggieMclargeguy: ima go have a smoke in a bit

Switch Dingo: LOL
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
Switch Dingo: SMOKEEM
BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194020#194020

Drev779: Say, is it bad to quack like a duck during orgasm? :(
BiggieMclargeguy: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I SUCK AT GETTING LAID :ROLLEYES
Drev779: I'm a virgin :(
BiggieMclargeguy: ME TOO WE SHOULD HAVE T-SHIRTS
Drev779: no
BiggieMclargeguy: why not?
Drev779: because they cost money
Drev779: which I don't have
BiggieMclargeguy: I am going to go buy a plain t-shirt and write VIRGIN on it in perminant marker now
BiggieMclargeguy: well not right now

Drev779: hi :(
Switch Dingo: =9
Drev779: i just took a dump
Switch Dingo: WAS IT FUN
Drev779: no
Drev779: Hey is it wrong to scream 'SANTA!' during orgasms? :(
Switch Dingo: NO
Drev779: k

DOES HE QUACK LIKE A DUCK OR SCREAM "SANTA!"??? >:

BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194026#194026
Drev779: :3
BiggieMclargeguy: SO WHICH IS IT SCREAMING SANTA OR QUACKING LIKE A DUCK? >:
Drev779: *shrug*

Switch Dingo: SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE =(
Drev779: DUCKS
Switch Dingo: OH OKAY

I wouldn't change a thing for the life of me* says:
that sucks...did you see any tits

I discovered the three rules of life, then forgot the second. says:
Yes and the most annoying part of the whole thing was all the stupid mongaloid testerone soaked retards shouting "SHOW US YOUR TITTIES"

Did you show them your titties?

YEAH BUT THEY GAVE ME BEADS :(

YOU GOT RIPPED OFF, IT'S NOT EVEN MARDIGRAS. >:

They couldn't tell, they were all drunk :(

You should have taken their wallets. :/

THEY WERE WEARING SWIMMING TRUNKS :rolleyes