I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER, BUT I AM ALL LIKE "FUCK IT"

EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT TIME AND SPACE IS WRONG :eek PAGE 85 OF 84 :eek

EDIT: THE WORLD IS RIGHT AGAIN.

One time my brother shit his pants and it got all over. :( It happened last year. He was 21. :lol

"FUCK IT"

I just got home. The play wasn't too bad the second time.

I'm not going to make another post until I think of something funny.

Bye then.

i missed a couple days here :(

Not too much happened, my nails grew a little.

OptimusPrime609: hey dude, whats up
AllThatsLeft17: who
AllThatsLeft17: is this
OptimusPrime609: steve
OptimusPrime609: whats up
AllThatsLeft17: nothing much
AllThatsLeft17: steve who?
OptimusPrime609: dont fucking pull my leg, dude
AllThatsLeft17: yeah fuck you
OptimusPrime609: dude, i know who likes u
AllThatsLeft17 signed off at 12:00:53 AM.



Hell know nothing cause hes gay like that and it says i like men in his profile i swear to god guys im not even joking about this searusly

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NEVA 4get!!!

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While you're using the computer? MATT NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

OH SHIT LOL COURSE NOT :lol

Three of my friends died in a car accident last night. There's a thread in general blabber :(

I say you walk there anyway. Otherwise, at least you wanted to pay your respects. :/

True, but it's over now :(. I'll never forgive myself for this. I shoulda walked. Even though I'm a honkey :/

what's a honkey

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HONK! HONK!

Carry a strap Hick Man!

Sorry to hear the bad news :(

I heard what happened there, and I'm kinda glad I didn't go :(. Everybody was crying and everybody stayed at the school for a lot longer. So, our school, being as evil (even though a christian school) decided to start selling pizza and pop :(. I think that's terrible. :<

That is pretty souless :(

I dunno, maybe they were eating the pain away. :/


Anyways... she's leaving. :( :( :(

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The Sopranos last night was excellent.

Switch Dingo: HEY
Switch Dingo: YOU AREn'T A FAG
BiggieMclargeguy: THANKS MAN
Switch Dingo: SERIOUSLY
BiggieMclargeguy: YOU ALSO AREN'T A FAG
Switch Dingo: HEY
Switch Dingo: I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT
Switch Dingo: YOU'RE GOING ON MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST
BiggieMclargeguy: CHRISTMAS :ROLLEYUES
Switch Dingo: CUZ THEY DON'T MAKE HAUNAKAH CARDS =(
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
BiggieMclargeguy: WHAT ABOUT FESTIVUS :ROLLEYES
Switch Dingo: WHAT's thAT =(
BiggieMclargeguy: SEINFIELD
BiggieMclargeguy: DUH

SEINFEILD IS GAY

Leaving.... :(

WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID :lol

No, she's leaving. :(

:(

TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN! :)

BiggieMclargeguy: THE PIMP THE BITCH AND THE MAGIC BEANS
BiggieMclargeguy: BILBO BULBOUS BILBO SOLO HOBBIT HERO
Switch Dingo: OMG
Switch Dingo: IS THAT THAT BAND STILL
BiggieMclargeguy: yeah
BiggieMclargeguy: WHAT HAS HE GOT IN HIS POCKETSESS? FAT HOBBIT COCKESES!!!
Switch Dingo: LOL
Switch Dingo: COKESIS
BiggieMclargeguy: FAT NASTY HOBBIT COCKSISES

I'm still not seeing upside down frowns. >:

FOREVER :(

You guys are depressing. :(

I am going to go eat lunch with my friend :( if i see her i will tell her to come back.

:( so far...

Hey kids i like to obey all the rules, do you?

So theres this girl at work and i'm really getting more and more attracted to her, even though I really really don't want to. The other day she was taking customers at the register and i was doing some other random task. She gets a customer who accidently ripped a 50 lb. bag of fertilizer and wanted to get another one, so she asked me if i'd get another one for her. Almost automatically i found myself walkin down to the garden section to get the bag that i wasn't sure i woulda went to get if anybody else asked me to. It was really heavy but i tried not showing and i layed it in the cart acting like it was nothing. She thanked me and I went on my way eating myself up for being submissive to her seductive will.

:(

hey guys i went to eat and then my friend was all like "LETS GO TO ZIA" and then i bought In Absentia by Porcupine Tree.

BRRR WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BOY

When I Was Delivered, I Cleared My Nostrils And Spanked My Own Ass
Later That Day, I Invented A Silicone Based Protein That Cured The World
Hunger And Brought About World Peace
I Owed A Multi Billion Dollar Corporation By The Time I Was Six
And You Can Too

I Won The Nashville Chili Cook Off
Home On The Prairie, Mother Fucker
Big Trucks And Little Women, I Take 'Em Skinny Dipping
You Want The Life I'm Living, Who The Fuck You Kidding
I Circumcised Myself With My Bare Hands
Grizzly Adams, Mother Bitches

Don't Need An Elevator, I'll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain't No Square
I Don't Need Toilet Paper, I'll Use My Hands
And Wipe 'Em On Your Face, 'Cause I'm The Man

I Once Slapped A Guy So Hard His Mom Lit On Fire
And That Bitch Lives In Alaska
You Figure It Out
So You See, My Little Bitches
If You Buy One Minute And 48 Second Seminar
You Too Could Become The Champion Of The World
I'm Joking, You're A Loser

When I Take Off My Shirt Even Old Ladies Flock To Me
I'm Like Don Johnson, You Fucks
Don't Need An Elevator, I'll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain't No Square
I Don't Need Toilet Paper, I'll Use My Hands
And Wipe 'Em On Your Face 'Cause I'm The Man

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
I'm The Champ, You're The Peon

bump :/

There should be a nerd teen drama starring you guys, when one of you commit suicide by drinking the liquid in those stridex pads.

theres liquid in them now :eek

WAS :eek

SUICIDE IS FUNNY BUT DORIS SAYS IT IS NOT FUNNY :(

Doris is fat, fatter than you

Did you know that Willie wants to commit suicide?

Doris is really tiny :(

i need a one-word name to use on the boards... i dun like the name liquidstatik. :(

something with four or five letters. :/

Doris :(

You shall be: Bingo


"and bingo was his name-o"

How about Cindy?

Bonzai

4-5 LETTERS DING DONG >:

WHAT ABOUT HER///

She is the second hottest girl from the eighties, high fives to the person who can guess the first.

Kathy Najimy



Bump.

NO BUT GOOD TRY

MOLLY RINGWALD?

NO IT'S MOLLY RINGWALD GUYS. SERIOUS. :)

Cindy Margolis?

Elizabeth Daily?

Switch Dingo: IS THE FIRST HOTTEST GIRL FROM THE 80's PUNKY BURSTER?
BiggieMclargeguy: nope
BiggieMclargeguy: you lose
Switch Dingo: FOILED
BiggieMclargeguy: Molly Ringwald is the right answer :(
Switch Dingo: IOH

:rolleyes

*HIGHFIVESRETROCAT*

Nobody even fucking IM's me anymore i'm never signing on again.

I IM YOU ALL THE TIME :(

DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

I SAVED, I THOUGHT THAT MEANT SOMETHING.

I think statik get's ungrounded soon :)

Good, are any of you suprised Meatman ,UPC or Arrowx never really touched this thread?

Mr. Jiggyfly I have great news...

bump

HEY GUYS I AM GOING TO GO FOR A WHILE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. :(

last time someone said that i didn't worry and i forgot about them :(

do you want me to forget about you :tear

Last time someone said that to me, they died from a fall off a bridge. :(

DON'T YOU, FORGET ABOUT ME.

ok lets all make a pact to loose our virginity before we graduate.

BUT BEFORE WE DO.... ROAD TRIP

i hope this is not another teen movie

OK I AM BACK, I WANT REPORTS OF WHAT WENT ON WHILE I WAS GONE, IN TRIPLICATE.

hey today was my Ferris Bueller's Day off

I'm not fucking good at this :(

i'm going to go to bed now i'll see you in dreams

-willie

Oh and I might get a name-change to reakon :/ I think it looks cool and it's pronounced recon!

Sorry if you change your name we're going to have to go through the whole friend process again. >:

I DONT KNOW YOU

Yeah I am, but thank fucking god. I just said that to BUMP

Time to give this thread a fully body massage, with some vinegar, rosepetals, and a touch of vanilla.

Damn, no suprises.

Are any of you sad that I forced my way into this thread?

All my friends are all doing boring stuff right now :(

Like what?

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HELLBOY COMES OUT TODAY :D

It was last night they were all doing homework or reading or something and one of my friends went out of town and i was left to my own devices without any of them to amuse me >:

my throat hurts and it's hard to swallow :(








yeah, and it hurts exactly why you think it does >:

BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: You're forgiven.

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BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK! It's forgotten.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again! ;)
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK! It's forgotten.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: That's cool.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem!
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: That's cool.
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
SmarterChild: :(
BiggieMclargeguy: sry :(
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again. ;)
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: That's cool.