SHUTUP

I don't get how you still have less than half a G in posts, Sajuuk. :confused

You post all the fucking time. >:

I'm gonna post crap now, just to get to my 2G. >:

:3

Lamer

I bet you know what you wanted. I bet I have what you wanted.

I was an innocent little girl.

oh a story :o

Then I was corrupted by the sucking of my first cock...

Ever since I have fantazised sucking every man's cock I see.

I wonder if Wolverine has a blade that shoots out his cock... that would be a great way to die, with a metal spike through the back of my head as he shoots his load...

See, I'm all ready for it... Oh Hugh Jackman, I want your cock...

This guy is getting his cocked sucked by me.

(on a side note, I was dissapointed to note that only porn was returned for a search of 'cock sucker')

I was going to caption this with something about cocksucking
practise, but the idea is less appealing now that I just shot my
load accross the desk. :/

Not really guys, that would be gross. :x

Anyway, I'm now an old lady, that still loves the cock. :orgasm

The End.

OMG, this is my 1983rd post, I was born in 1983, OMG, OMG! :eek

This is Professor Kevin Warwick.

I hate Professor Kevin Warwick. >:

:3

Professor Kevin Warwick talks alot of bollocks about his field of 'knowledge'. >:

This is Professor Stephen Hawking.

:lol

QUIT POSTING

I hate Professor Steven Hawking. >:

>:

FUCK OFF! >:

Professor Steven Hawking talks alot of bollocks about his field of 'knowledge'. >:

:aok HOLY SHIT I DID MISS A LOT! WHEN DID THAT BECOME AN EMOTICON???

This is Professor Donald Brownlee.

I like Professor Donald Brownlee. :)

Professor Donald Brownlee knows his shit, & while Professor Donald Brownlee doesn't look it, Professor Donald Brownlee is very cool. >:

1992 posts :o they're doing I Love 1992 today...CONSPIRACY :eek

damn 1993 posts >:

If Professor Donald Brownlee was here, he would tell you to Shut The Fuck Up! >:

That is how cool Professor Donald Brownlee is. >:

If Professor Kevin Warwick or Professor Steven Hawking were here, I would donkey punch them in the face till they cried. >:

That is how much I hate Professor Kevin Warwick and Professor Steven Hawking. >:

I wish I was a Professor. :(

I would be the type of Professor that I hate. >:

NothInG Good EveR comes from you :<

If I was a Professor, I would talk total bollocks about my so called field of 'knowledge'. :lol

SHUT UP & FUCK OFF! >:

I'm sorry :( Hug

If I was a Professor right now, I would donkey punch myself in the face till I cried. >:

That is how much I would love to be a Professor. :(




HOLY JESUS, I HAVE MADE IT TO 2000 POSTS! I ROCK THE POSTCOUNT FIGHT THREAD! >:

You've been away. No one here missed you. >:

I HEAR-TALK THAT I MISSED THREE DAYS OF PURE BLISS >:

bow pow

PUB, CAN YOU POSSIBLY RAISE YOUR POST COUNT ABOVE MINE IN A MATTER OF DAYS? I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT HERE, YOU KNOW?

Lets talk about me :(

CHANGE YOUR AVATAR AND MAYBE WE WILL

What's wrong with that horses leg?

It's stepping on a flower just to show it who is boss, cause it is a badass pegasus >:

MUSICAL GUEST: LAMBCHOP!

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS :(

Actually the song just ended, turns out lambchop is a sad old man with a poor man's orchestra :(

YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND

LOOSE YOUR SOUL TO THE KINGS OF ROCK AND ROLL.

SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS

EVERY GAL IN CONSTANTINOPLE
LIVES IN ISTANBUL, NOT CONSTANTINOPLE
SO IF YOU'VE A DATE IN CONSTANTINOPLE
SHE'LL BE WAITING IN INSTANBUL

singing is dumb

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why yhey changed it I CAN'T SAY
People just liked it better that WAY!

whenever i try to sing macarthur park i end up singing the weird al parody :(

macarthur park is frightning in the dark
all the dinosaurs are running wiiiiiiiild :lol

I've only ever heard Pretty Fly For a White Guy once, and I kept singing the stuff about the Jews. :(

>:

FUCKDAMNIT, SAJUUK >:

hahaha weird al rules the cats barfed ono my bad hair day case and i had to throw it awayyyy :(

ps rip weird als parents :(

oiops i forgot to put that ps in a separate post what kind of post count fight psot was THAT :lol

whoops i mean mad libs threa d :lol

look at Big McLargehuge's avatar and listen to "White Room" by Cream at the same time :hypno

whoops i mean murder thread :eek

look at mine and listen to kashmir by led zepeplin :rolleyes

I'm gonna do that now :D

omg its blowing my miiiind :hypno

haha i think that was trhe first time i've uised that emoticon :x

or maybe the second

haha watching avatars while listening to songs RULES

Watch mine with the wreck of edmund fitzgerald.

name change

lol im watching it with i whupped batman's ass instead :hat

:)

i don't get this thread at all. :(

I get it though :eek

YEH I KNOW :rolleyes

NINJAVENOM!

oh, liquidstatik :oops

OMFG YER RIGHT


I FORGOT HE HAD THIS FIRST :(

this means your best buds with CHAINSAW SMASH!

I AM BEST BUDS WITH CHAINSAW :D

DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME OR DOES THAT SAY LIQUID STATIK

YEH I GOT IT CHANGED BACK CAUSE I LIEK IT SO STFU K >:

Your giving rog a run for his money with your nameo changeo dealy.

what? :/

i guess i didnt notice..

WELL SOMEONE HAS TO CHANGE IT >:

NAMES DON COME OFF TREES

NO I MEAN I DIDNT NOTICE THAT ROG CHANGED HIS NAME >:

****** BISCUIT >:>:

More like burnt biscuts/

HEY MILHOUSE GO TO THE HAIKU THREAD :(

uhhh...OK

I've never changed my user title.

BUT WHEN I DO IT'S GOING TO BE "TRAB PU KCIP!" BECAUSE IT MAKES SENSE WITH MY USER NAME ON MANY LEVELS :eek

LIKE, TWO LEVELS, I GUESS :(

lol :(

ALSO, LIQUID, WHO DO YOU KEEP ASKING TO CHANGE YOUR TITLE BECAUSE THEY MUST BE VERY NICE AND PATIENT AND ALL. THIS IS LIKE YOUR EIGHTH TITLE RIGHT?

StupadDago: I'll be back in a minute
robuttocks: K :-(
StupadDago: shower time :D
robuttocks: :X

Wiat, how did you dickmasters get titles.

:lol MILHOUSE

I TALK TO MEW ON AIM A LOT :( HE'S THE ONE THAT CHANGES IT FOR ME



OH AND ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? >:

:(