I had my foot ran over by my best friend, and he did it on purpose and pretended that it was an accident. Is this worse than me actually pretending that he ran my foot over so he feels bad?

Who is in the wrong?

He's in the wrong. He shouldn't try to run over his best friend's foot. Play up your pain to make him feel bad and let that be a lesson to him.

pretend you have to go to hospital now, make him drive you

Him trying to run over your foot is worse than you pretending he ran over your foot.

man synchtube is so fun :( got every episode of space ghost on my queue, perfect to fall asleep to

I believe not. He lives near me and I think his wife and kid came to my gallery thing a couple of years ago, but I can't find my guestbook to confirm that (:\ ) He's just sort of a quiet guy when he's not performing. All the best ones are.

Thanks guys. I thought I was right.


I opted out of him driving to the hospital (he offered) because the doctor would have probably noticed I was faking. I'll play the big man (but not really) by forgiving him, and then just hobbling around for a while. Maybe tell him I have to stay home all day tomorrow because I'm in too much pain, and see if he brings me ice cream. Probably not.

If you're lucky, he'll kiss it and make it feel better. :)


That's a relief. He always seemed like a nice comedian so when all that Comedy Central stuff went down I felt really bad for him.

Dammit I got so mired in Gus's extensive craplog that I didn't see Zhukov got hurt :(

We grow a lot of okra down here in the south, and with the rise of potheads down here, I'm surprised this hadn't happened sooner.

The government is always coming in to spray poison on pot that grows naturally on the farm of someone I know. They know he's not farming it, but people are always sneaking in to take the plants. It would have to be full of horrible herbicides, probably more carcinogenic than regular cigs because of it :(

Seems like they'd be farming up some Death Marijuana if it keeps coming back from all those poison sprays. If pot grew naturally on my land I'd be bit more richer, Bama druggies are some of the most ignorant people I've ever met.

I made a chocolate souffle last night




It was delicious

like I said, need to do Beetlejuice

HOLY










SHIT









:eek

Yeah, I was wondering

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Grislygus again

I KNEW HE WOULD COME BACK TO US.

YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GONE??

NOT IN MY HEART OF HEARTS

Hey Willie, synchtube would've been the perfect opportunity to make us watch ponies and you didn't OH WELL

My favorite part of Synchtube was when Milhouse backwards called me a cunt.

What's been going on around here

Why does it look like no one ever posts here anymore

Have i missed anything

:pagebrak

The important people are still here, plus a bunch of other mooks.

:O

SPEAKING OF MOOKS :rolleyes

i'm still here :(

I WAS TRYING NOT TO BE A PUSHY JERK

If he was trying to be pushy he would have Clockwork Orange'd us

So I figure next time we all happen to be up with should start with Beetlejuice as planned and then move on to The Frighteners, and then play Bubba Ho-Tep


Seeing as how we've set a precedent for staying up all night

I just wish curb your enthusiasm was on youtube :(

I am every night always.

I THINK YOU MEAN

whereas i was trying to be all

(GRISLYGUS DON'T WATCH THIS)

(GRISLYGUS DON'T WATCH THIS)

You fucks better not watch all the good stuff and then when I get unsick watch nothing but ponies. Because I want in on some synchtube action.

What is it that I lack that separates me from other people?

Cable Guy

rongi if you want your main account unbanned i think it's been long enough that i can do that

if you don't remember your password, just pm me with whatever temporary password you want

This had better not be going on RIGHT NOW or I will be mega pissed >:

Also I am really still curious as to who undoit was

If you guys ever watch Wizard People, Dear Reader, I better be invited or else I will go all Don Carlson, clay animator from Portland Oregon, up in here. And by that I mean I'll get erections by murdering people.

i think wizard people's not allowed for embedding on youtube, plus the one i've seen has chapters missing from it :(

Haven't watched it on youtube in forever. That's a huge shame. The cd recorded version is the better version in my opinion though.

this hangover sucks i hate it

fuck you, alcohol

also what the hell is this pickle thing

milhouse are you a mod now

sam how are you by the way

willie is a mod too? this place has gone mad

YOU GUYS NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_(2010_film)

"Rubber is a 2010 French horror comedy film about a tire that comes to life and kills people with its psychic powers."

rubber was awesome

I was hoping after getting back from getting banned I would come back as a mod with white tigerzord powers....just saying.

Ah, that's better

I want to see this!

PICKLE MADNESS IS UPON US

This bar I go to does "pickleback" shots. Basically, you do a shot of whiskey and then a shot of pickle juice. It totally neutralizes the taste of alcohol.

But talking about booze and pickles while I'm still hungover is going to make me puke so let's talk about something else

Wait, so did Arrow X use my account to post a bunch of Dilbert porn or something? The last post I made on this account before I got banned was my password.

Yeah, it was legendary, too.

I saw he wrote some gay rant too

I can't believe that was like 3 years ago

Arrow X was so terrible

Whatever happened to that thread with all the horrible porn in it? I remember one picture was just a collage of vaginas

I remember the one with the chick and the dude from the Esurance commercials.

I think Chojin posted that one

The black dude with the lazy eye used to post some really gross stuff in that thread

does he still post here?

Sometimes.

They always come back.

Are you going to require a definitive list of WHO SUCKS these days to get you back on track? And maybe a list of who doesn't suck anymore

We love Rankeri now

WE LOST RANKERI BACK IN THE GREAT PICKLE WAR.

That would be cool. I've mellowed out considerably these past few years, though. I probably wont be clowning too hard on folks

I've been rereading my old posts. Man, I was a jerk

Also what has jixby phillips been doing

and mark riddles

where is noob3

2 out of 3 people you mentioned were banned in a Secret Santa clusterfuck. :(

Oh yeah :(

Mark Riddles used to post here as GADZOOKS idk if he still does

Don't post pictures of cheeseburgers. The cheesy gooey thought of it sends people to their knees and leads to banning. Apparently black fat guys eating giant burgers are ok though.

what

That's what khal said.

Mark Riddles has left us forever.

Bummer, lotsa cool dudes have flocked

GADZOOKS came back really briefly a couple years ago. Fartin came back too like a month ago and left again. Or got banned. I don't really remember.

I have no idea what Jixby's up to other than THIS. He even wrote about you! http://www.teenageneighbor.com/preteen/2004.05.12.html

Aw, that commentary on the comic was nice. Is it gay that it's got me a little choked up :(?

I should try to contact ol Jixby, the man was (prob still is?) an Einstein of comedy

Pretty gay, but cool at the same time.

:(

Fathom Zero, I don't really remember you but you seem like an ok dude

Man, time sure does fly

I reread some old Fartin posts. I feel kind of bad for making fun of him, I think he might have been slightly retarded.

NO ONE IS MORE OK THEN FATHOM ZERO.

You got really fucking internet pissed at me one time, though. lol

I remembered it on here the other day, too. I said that I appreciated Frank Zappa but just wasn't into him that much. It got stuck in your craw, apparently.

S'aright coz I really dig Zappa now. :\

Oh dude what a totally lame thing to get pissed off at someone about. I was totally in the wrong on that

I don't even like FZ no more

tbh I think i was just pissed off all the time because i didn't lose my virginity till i was 19

:(

Yeah, I really sucked. Jesus, I was a sophomore in high school.

I feel really terrible now.

RONGI, YOU WERE NEVER PISSED AT ME.

FATHOM ZERO IS THE NEW FZ

I remember saying something too a long time ago about finding Uncle Meat in a store and rolling my eyes at the title, and you were all ">:"

WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ZAPPA ANYMORE? :( You were the one who finally got me to check him out and I've been gay about him for 6 years now

SAM TEH GAY FURRY

SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET A RED PICKLE. >:

Because you're gr8 sam

OH YEAH I got mad at you because you though Uncle Meat was a stupid title for an album

I mean, I like SOME FZ still. Burnt Weeny Sandwich has some really pretty stuff on it. IDK i cant really stand his misogyny and snarkyness anymore. also his music has this thing to it, like he thinks you're stupid for being into it. the only fz i really still like is the instrumental stuff

i love captain beefheart though

just to let everyone know, I am cooler than SAM.

Liars go to hell, you fucking goddamn liar.

You won't even watch the whole Ducktales movie with us.

I HAD TO GO TO WORK THE NEXT MORNING, UNLIKE SOME OF YOU FRUITCUPS.

nvm that came out worse than I thought.

And get an evening job, fgt. We have Beetlejuice now.

shit, only the show is on Youtube. THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING, RIGHT?

EDIT: http://www.monova.org/torrent/359096...enbud1969.html
http://www.monova.org/torrent/457175...C3_TTU_RG.html

Take yer pick.

HELLO UNDOIT >:

Like it was a goddamn mystery movie. >:

You didn't post 1000 youtube videos of music so I had my doubts

That wouldn't have been fun at all.

http://www.youtube.com/fathomzero

If you want, you can thumb through my 3010 favorites for stuff next time.