Jesus, this stupid fucking interactive story roleplaying bullshit is the most boring thing I've ever been gay enough to do. The things I do for you people >:




ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Haven't read it yet. Gonna check all the other threads before I settle down into reading a lot.

DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY WALK AROUND LIKE THIS OR DO THEY ONLY FIND THIS BRAND OF FACE ATTRACTIVE IN PICTURES?

I can't stand looking at that picture too long. It fills me with rage. My ex from about 5 years ago used to pull that shitty face in pictures. I think bulging cheeks with prostitute lips and about to get slapped eyes is the new attractive.

mmmmm dsl

I think the funniest way for someone to die would be to backflip onto a landmine.

I'm going to watch Blown Away, followed by Glengarry Glen Ross.

:knifeset

My god Glengarry Glen Ross is depressing :(

There are more depressing movies for me.

shit dude, you played aoc? what server? i was probably the most famous person on that game ;<

joyeuse from cimmeria pvp-rp here ;<

no way, i approve of hilarious abuses of power

for example, meet pram's next avatar:

I was Oldy, a level 80 ToS on Shadowblade. I played from the beginning until they started messing with the gems and making them less powerful. Then they changed my Puppets of Set spell and that was one of the main things I used not to get gang raped. I left after my class got way nerfed along with the gems thing. I always wanted to go back, but it looks like there aren't enough people playing anymore. I was in a guild group that was the second to kill the dragon on our server, which was fun, but I was never really well known outside of the guild.

i was a developer liaison for that game for 2 years (title was "advocate", the idea was that you got info from the devs to give to players and collated player info to give to the devs. in practice, the devs never told us anything or listened so we were pointless). they eventually deleted my account when i told the project lead Silirrion that the problems AOC had were all related to him.



i'm still in LIF, we used to buttdevastate another large guild called Acolytes on a regular basis. this time they accidentally set their siege window to 2 AM on a holiday, so we just logged in and blew everything up.



some guy on the AOC forums sent me a PM claiming to be a secret agent and that he was going to turn me over to homeland security or something, so i posted his PM in the forum. he denied it, so I made this video.



pvpeez

Oh nice. You were really hardcore into the game for a while then. I played a ton at the time, but wasn't able to keep with it. One of the things that bothered me most when it first came out was how much sieges would crash the server or just make everyone involved lag out. I'm sure they fixed that by now, but it sieges were pretty much broken the whole time I was playing.

no, they stayed broken for forever. it turns out one of the siege-crashing bugs was that you could queue up for a minigame during a siege, and if you got pulled into a mini it would crash the siege zone.

you stopped playing at the right time. gaute was the original director, but after craig took over he turned conan into another WOW. gear started to matter a lot, everyone had 3x the hitpoints and took forever to kill, stances were made pointless; it sucks.

also:

DYLAN, WHY IS THAT DOG MOLESTING YOU?

Dylan looks like he is enjoying that. :(

that's not me, guys

:rolleyes

THATS NOT YOU ON THE LEFT OR THATS NOT YOU ON THE RIGHT?

THERE'S A LIGHT UP IN YOUR WINDOW
THERE'S A SHADOW ON THE STREET
TWO SILHOUETTES TELL ME IT'S OVER
THE SHADOW KNOWS THE SHADOW IS ME

I AM SORRY I BROKE YOUR HEART. THATS JUST HOW IT GOES

FUCKAS BE PLAYING GAMES
NOT CARING WHO GETS CAUGHT UP IN IT

Looking back on this. This is the refining moment that I knew I would be a good father. Two girlfriends ago I used to sympathize her with the girl from all dogs go to heaven. The I realized all my girlfriends up to that point were useless as shit to society and I had been subconsciously supporting them. Once I found out I was really a father I knew I was already prepared for supporting a girl that wasn't going to contribute shit back to the real world. Except that this girl was a newborn so I'm okay with that. For now.

She's getting a paper route in 26 months

oh, then idk why my mod powers got taken

but w/e milhouse carry the torch vets for life

At least you'll be a better father than 50 percent of the people out there. I see horrible parents every day. Just go to a medical clinic and you'll see people letting their kids run wild in the waiting room, annoying the hell out of me.

My daughter is grounded till she is at least 26 years old.

Kids don't bother me anymore. What can somebody do with them? Kids scream, whatever. People act like they're things that are broken and have to be fixed.

I just want people to control the little fuckers. I don't have kids for that very reason. The girl I was with for 4 years wanted kids and I said fuck no. That's part of the reason why we broke up. The other was that she hated things I'd do. Like the time I put a "Registered Sex Offender" sign outside my neighbor's house because he had his music up too loud all night. Showed that bastard, but it pissed her off.

You're gonna be real cool when you grow up.

I am a grown up. I'll be 30 years old in November.

That's nice.

So does that mean I'm real cool since I'm grown up?

YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG ABOUT THINGS

take it to the mockwars you jerks

I feel terrible when I participate in Mockwars. :(

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MOCKWARS.

MOCKWARS IS DEAD AND WE ALL KNOW IT

YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW.

I was tawkin wif me mum about pawticipahtin' in the mock wars, and she said no!

iirc you weren't doing anything

i tried to do the same to MLE once and she flipped the fuck out and now she's gone again

but i dare not tread that road twice

Give me temp admin rights and I'll take that the fuck away from her. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

lol all us artfags should have a street brawl over taking the position of Art Mod

It's a great job because you don't actually do anything

yeah that's the other reason i don't give a shit

Sam would win though :( Him and his avant garde-ness

I mean, you can't joke about philosophy mod being worthless because Tadao's amusing as hell as a mod. Art mod's jst... there

i aint mad dawg it's cool

wait...are you guys not married anymore :(?

MILHOUSE STOLE HER FROM HIS ARMS, THE BASTARD

we broke up over 2 years ago

all thanks to esuohlim the girlfriend thief

i tried to give him mod powers in exchange for her but he tricked me

so, you got buff in order to kick his ass, right

As long as we're making people mods of forums that don't need them, dibs Comics and Books.

yeah but he was going through an existential crisis and some stuff with his dad because he accidentally shoved his prize car off a cliff so i relented

chojin i think we have the same peacoat by the way

I SECOND THE IDEA OF ZOMBOID AS A MOD

zomboid would be the worst mod ever

he'd just ban whoever shows up in the "newest registered user" box

Oh, that's not even true, braw.

k i'm off to bed, try not to spam the board with furry porn while i'm gone *WINK WINK*

no wonder this place is like the proto dome from chrono trigger, you faggots are scaring everyone away

god it's 2 in the morning and i'm making jokes about a 20 year old rpg on a messageboard

my life

Wasn't the root of your big meltdown "LETTING THE BOARDS GO TO SHIT" by letting new people in, or something?

i don't really know what big meltdown you're talking about. the last post i made on this account before i got banned was my password, so whoever wrote that thing in the thread backups wasn't me.

it was arrowx from what i remember

I twas COMPLETELY arrowx, because he's the only moron who actually thought it would be funny to post as Rongi

What did arrow x get banned for originally? I think he got banned before I did

Being arrowX

He constantly attacked Mock for "the site not being funny anymore," among other things. It was funny at first, then annoying, then he got banned and we all rejoiced.

A much funnier story is the one about Uncle Sham, if only because we got this little gem:

YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE?
YOU IGNORANT FUCKS.

noob3 used to harsh on rog all the time about his ducktales articles or whatever the hell he was writing about 4 years ago

it was pretty funny when noob3 did it. i miss that guy

Man that new Captain Morgan's commercial's got me listening to Iggy Pop again

i wish i was alive when lust for life was about shooting dope and getting your dick sucked and not about selling volvos

You don't bite the monkey that lets you stay in his cage or else you'll wake up with the monkey pissing all over you.

I piss on guests that stay at my house if they are knowingly dicks to me.

you really need to find out what is the root cause of your anal expulsive tendencies

:psych101

that should have read ": psych101"

joke ruined

I'd hardly call that a joke, but well done?

i'm saving my a game for mockwars 2012

:psych101

:secretpowers

Makes sense. I should do that also. And it's not about me being anal about stuff. I mean, I let two drifters live in my house for 2 weeks. Then they start complaining when I don't bring any food home for them and also make problems for my roommate who is trying to sleep. Sure I'll piss on em and tell them to get the fuck out. It's called not being a doormat.

I also pissed on the statue of Stevie Ray Vaughn that's downtown in front of a crowd of what were most likely tourists. One lady took a picture of me, which was fine. I didn't yell no pictures.

koko teach me

cool it down buster it was a joke. go ahead and kick out the jerks

noob3 was a funny guy when he wasn't suckin' Lenor's titties

are there a lot of crust punks in austin? i hear they're all over the place

LET'S AGREE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

Yeah, there's a ton of them. I used to let some stay at my house if I met nice ones at a show, but they always get too used to it and eventually get kicked out.

and pissed on

did you ever freeze your piss though

lenor was so terrible. she wasn't even attractive

and slide it through the mail slot in the door

That only happened the one time because they really irritated me. I don't piss on everyone and everything. And it's entirely an asexual affair. I don't get off on urinating on anything.

why not?

God I wish Rankeri was here now. :(

If doors in my area had mail slots, my neighbors would be fucked if they messed with me. That is a really good idea though, freezing piss and putting it in a mail slot.

He was terrible. Shut up, Sam.

PS - I tried to find that thread where we were pretending to be space pilots, or something, but no luck :(.

Too many people are posting in this thread.

when i used to go to punk shows in bad neighborhoods in brooklyn the crowd were almost exclusively filled with crust punks. i would never let a crust punk near my house, they'd probably ask me to buy them dog food for their dog on a rope

HE WAS TERRIBLE, I AGREE.

IT WAS FUN TO YELL AT HIM AND HIS FINNISH WAYS, THAT STUPID FAT FUCK.

Also, this: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...274#post633274