I think the ones here are probably tamer than brooklyn. Plus I'd have to see them at a few shows and hang out a few times before I'd know if they weren't going to rob my house as soon as I leave for the day. I was probably pretty lucky not to have it happen, but it may also be because I have knives/swords/guns stashed all over my house and you don't fuck over a crazy person unless you plan on leaving town.

oh bk crust punks are harmless, all they do is beg for cash, compare discharge patches, get fucked up and go to lotus fucker shows.

and some of them have dogs for some reason

I COULDN'T FIND THE SPACE PILOTS THING EITHER, ZOMBOID. :(

Also Rongi you missed out on Sam having a lot of pee for Terra and at first she accepted but then later started acting coy about all that pee

I think we might have been making a tandem attack on Tadao. Who knows.

Oh, Terraaaaaa :love

Oh my god GW you are awful

Yes.

METHMETHMETHMETHMETH

is gw doing meth another thing that i missed out on?

this post made me think of this

Found it! http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...r+awards+Props

I don't think we actually disliked Tadao so much as wanted to try to ruin the thread by doing that.

Righteous bucks.

:picklehat

That was fun to read. I thought it would go on for longer though.

There's always the Ballad of Grumpygus.

goodnight imockery

milhouse if you dream about me make it good

AND THAT'S WHEN THE PLACE GOT BORING AGAIN

Posts made here in the next ten minutes will get free zugs :eek

ZUGS? REAL ZUGS?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT

man that captain morgan's commercial made my night

lol fuck you gus :lol

j/k man

here you go

SWEET


ON THE ROAD TO FINALLY DEFEATING SAM

What's a zug? Is that the only world's comedy site?

zugga zugga, motherfuckers

I'm on the road to cancelling out all the red pickles tadao is giving me.

AND YET THE GAPING VOID IN YOUR SOUL REMAINS

That gaping void left years ago, along with the need to have sex with stuffed animals.

Oh man other people better post before I relive my high school years by spamming every single song by the stooges, the ramones, and the dead kennedys


I wish I was driving on the freeway right now listening to this crap :( :/

No more pictures of Iggy Pop's emaciated Auschwitz body though, ok

CAN YOU FEEEEL IT

CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELE UEAGH

RAUW POWER

RAUW POW-HER

HEY THAT PICTURE SCARRED ME TOO, OKAY


Plus The Weirdness sucked pretty bad and it made me very sad

I really liked Iggy in the venture bros. Too bad he died trying to smoke david bowie.

I DON'T FEEL AS IF YOU'RE FOSTERING ENOUGH A SENSE OF FUNNY

Too bad he was completely overshadowed by the hilarious Klaus Nomi parody

Ever since I recommended The Fall to Tadao I've been digging them pretty hard, and I owe it all to this song which sounds like a cross between The Cure and the B-52s, which makes me sad to admit :(

Okay I have no idea who the Fall is, but 'm sure as hell looking their other songs up now

why are you doing this

why are you doing this

Even the fucker trying to shill this can't keep a straight face at his air humping.

Holy shit, really


I can't believe my Mexican morning wood masturbation comedy show link just got trumped

I feel empty

except for the part where he says "fucking awesome". There's no game I want more than that right now.

I watched it. And then I found that and decided on air humping kinect junk.

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap**clap**clap*

I gave you teh clap.

#wow #whoa

k0k0 chanel you're alright by me dude

Well excuuuuuuuse me princess!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo

nsfw

NOT my kryptonite

nsfw also:


I don't think that vid was nsfw though. I guess better safe than sorry.

I'm hoping that moldy cheese is ok to eat as long as you cut off the parts that are molded. Because that's all I have to eat right now and I'm too lazy to cook.

Something I was working on until I decided the game was too shitty to even hack. Fucking kids games.

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

That's fine, as long as I die known for awesome posts such as this one. And not awful posts such as the one where I said something about moldy cheese.

:lol

I can't take anyone with a pinky ring seriously.

edit: Nevermind, I can't figure out how to chat as a non-member of stickam.

That pic was from like five years ago, so chatting restrictions must've changed since then

It truly was horrible anyways. The live feed of some guy's turtles was more interesting than any of the people who were alive when I went and checked.

Off to surgery I go. If I don't survive for some reason, been nice knowing you.

Back at ya, brah

oh shit milhouse you like The Fall? you are officially the coolest dude on this forum

i have been obsessed with The Fall for like a year now. Mark E Smith is the best person to ever front a rock n roll band.

Good luck Kitsa. I'm always freaked that I'll die when in surgery, but for some reason I really like having a surgery. I think it's just kind of cool how when they put you under, you don't dream, think, or anything. Kinda like being dead.

I'm out of surgery, so I guess I'll live to worry another day.

It was a stomach biopsy, so my stomach hurts and I get to eat ice cream.

Well that was quick!

Congrats on the successful surgery

Thank you. I was very pleased to wake up at the end of it.

I think the actual procedure was like 5 mins, it's just all the anesthesia stuff around it that takes up a lot of time.

Did they have to slap you? They've had to slap me before to wake me up out of it. I never want to wake up after surgery. I'm surprised you're awake and posting. I usually just go home and go back to sleep for the whole day.

All I wanted to do after ankle surgery was eat an entire pizza. And I did.

They did have to keep yelling at me to keep the oxygen mask on when I woke up. The thing was choking the life out of me.

MOMENTS!AGO ON FACEBOOK

I saw something like that already. Why you do that, cho? :lol

RKO FROM OUT OF NOWHERE

my favorite part is that picard was apparently cutting a promo

Actually, I heard them telling each other that it didn't look good and you'd be amazed how fast that snaps you out of a sound sleep. Turned out they were talking about someone in the next room, but hearing a nurse whisper "it doesn't look good" to another one jolted me right the hell up.

It was weird, most of my surgeries have anesthesia that has an amnesia quality...like blink, and they're telling you it's over. This felt more like drifting off for a nap and waking up from one.

I had to drink a bottle of water and a container of apple juice and some sort of clear mindfuck gatorade that tasted like berries, and then they realized I wouldn't puke all over the place and sent me home.

When I went in for my appendix, they wanted me out the next day but I pushed for another night because they really made me some good hospital food. I have good insurance. And I honestly didn't want to go back to work.

How a real war cry should sound. adjust volume

:lol get the hell out of here

sexual frustration is the worst thing ever. i wish i didn't have a d*ck

guys my dormmates next year look like terrible people. two of them asians who are really into starcraft and one of them is really into screamo and dressing like a 15 year old

The asians don't sound bad. The screamo person, not sure. And at least you know that you won't have to fight them for any girls.

i'm gonna play this tonight



who else is in

OOH!! OOKTABU!! OOK!! OOK!!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69705075

Oh wow, I just reread that thread. Holy shit. :(

I'll try it, sure...but it will probably take a day for me to download on my 80kb/sec internet (that I pay 30 bucks a month for). Last time I called time warner to complain, they gave me a list of things I downloaded illegally and said that I should be glad they haven't cut it off.

Man, I played RAN Online with you guys and that shit sucked. I don't have the constitution for another free to play MMO.

It actually doesn't look bad. Kinda reminds me of a 3d dungeon fighter online. I'm downloading now so expect me to be playing by maybe tomorrow or the next day.

run peerblock you nub

I am running peerblock, but it either doesn't work or I am doing it wrong. I asked them for proof and most of the cease and desists came from HBO. Now I just don't download any shows from HBO anymore.

I saw a post from Kahl and it made me sad :(

Also, wtf is wrong with you.

how can you miss kahl when zyzz is dead

i'm starting to regret seeding that metallica discography for 2 months now

but how can i regret things when zyzz is dead

PUB WOULD BE PROUD

but how can pub be etc.

DAMNIT A FALSE ALARM why does it brak on the 26th post wtf

how can i pagezak when zyzz is dead