idk

Rongi, if you buy a canoe now you will get a bunch for saving their lives this weekend.

I AIN'T BROKE, FUCK YOU.

YOU BROKE CUZ YOU ALWAYS GETTIN' MUGGED AND BUYING DUCKS, BITCH.

lol did you major in creative writing?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DEGREE? :lol

Oh shit, I forgot you lived in Buffalo. That is kind of close to where I go to school (Binghamton)

I met some girl from Turkey before while I was smoking a cigarette

Why is it that I mainly get hit on by foreign girls?

It's your accent.

or your small penis

You got dat swagga.

It worked for me! I mean, the going to medschool and being broke part.

Maybe Rankeri's doing better.

I think Ranny is still in school - probably why he hasn't been around.

Hard science did right by me. I get no respect, but I do OK for myself. :\

Was this a slight at me you cunt

Rongi take it from me I double-majored in engineering and astrophysics and I'm working at a deli making minimum wage right now! :lol

:lol

Life's so fucked!

at least you don't work at gamestop milhouse :(

i dont have a job and i im only taking one unit this semester and I'm a success!

i only have like two classes till i graduate and i cant get into any of them :(

So I was at the hospital tonight due to not being able to eat for 4 days and barely keeping down liquids. The thing that pisses me off is that there was this really attractive nurse who came in and I talked and joked with her a bit. Next time she came in to change my IV, she had kind of made herself up a bit. So I took that as a clue. We talked more, then after I got enough fluids to feel decent, she gave me my information and walked me to the waiting room. She rubbed my back as she said goodbye. I totally should have asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime, but I wussed out. She was way too hot and I'm not used to dating girls who look like her. I'll stick with the 6's and 7's.

YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED SOME FLUIDS TOO

God fucking damn it, at least you guys are still up. Also screw you, milhouse for beating me to the punch

About fluids.

This place is dead as shit tonight

God, it feels good to re-use old mspaint jokes



I FEEL ALIVE

^^^^^ ZUGGA ZUGGA

IN-JOKE LOL

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT CEPT THE COOL KIDS





AT ONE AM IN THE MORNING

funny it's 3:17 here

Kahl, SAY SOMETHING

eight beers in, and I'm not buzzed enough to sleep. I don't WANT to drink four more cans of fucking rolling rock, so I've got an hour to kill

As opposed to one PM in the morning? :rolleyes :rolleyes

MORE LIKE 4 IN THE MORNING >:

Where Pub is it's like 5pm September 7th :reuseoldjokes

AT LEAST MILHOUSE AN FATHOM'S IN A TALKATIVE MOOD


KHAL


So shit, seriously despite your aversion to sympathy FZ, your potential homelessness sucks and I offer my condolences :(

start up synchtube with your bitch ass

ROLLING ROCK, HAHA

ARE YOU ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD?

We got good news a few days ago. Chances are very likely now that I won't be - in the long term, at least.

JESUS CHRIST, MILHOUSE. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU?

:lol that is actually exactly what I thought when I saw rolling rock in a fucking twelve can at Vons


My other options were Tecate, Coors, Miller, and Bud

THIS GAME IS LIKE SUCKING A DICK SHIT USING A COCK FUCK

that guy is funny because indignant words

"GOOD THING I HAVE THE SMOOTH, WATERY TASTE OF AN INFERIOR BEER TO TIDE ME THROUGH MY RAGE AND REPETITIVELY DULL SWEARING"

i feel you though, grizzy

Seriously, though, I might as well be drinking Aquafina

lol sorry fathom, I instantly pressed play but the second I saw the words Matchbox Twenty I paused it


permanently

Acquire sufficient liquortude

"Sufficient liquortude" in my case would end with me spending more damn money tomorrow after the movie and nodding my head in aggressive agreement to the droning melody of Judas Priest's "Love Bites"

and no one wants that to happen

brah, you're just afraid to have a good time

you's scared

a bitch

you should just watch the Man From U.N.C.L.E. with me. It's prolly on Netflix or something.

YEAH KEEP SAYING THAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT SEEING GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S NEW MOVIE TOMORROW NIGHT

WITH THE FIVE OUT OF SEVENTEEN FRIENDS WHO BOTHERED TO ANSWER A GOD DAMNED TEXT MESSAGE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING, ANYWAY

PROBABLY THAT GAY ASS WORLD OF WARCRAFT SHIT

THEY DON'T HAVE JOBS

JHOW DO THEY NOT HAVE JOBS

FUCK THEM >:

WHO THE FUCK PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT

Cue it up on synchtube, nigga

I think you're more bitter than you're willing to admit, gumps. :lol

DUDE, WE SHOULD WATCH THE CUBE. I HAVE IT ON DVD.

THAT'S LIKE MANPURSES

NO ONE IN REAL LIFE ACTUALLY ENGAGES IN THAT SHIT


EXCEPT FAGGOTS

AND KOREAN EUROPEANS WHO ATTEND UCI

Cube was an awesome movie :eek

n oooooooooo :( powder

Other people can add shit. I need to piss like a race horse.

fine :(

I do not understand this 'synchtube' business. Is there Star Trek involved?

sup dude, barely here :(

BEST MOVIE EVER

shrub basically we all watch youtube videos at the same time, shenanigans are involved

YES. I AGREE


ALSO DAMN IT KHAL, I JUST MISSED YOU

AND MILHOUSE:

So why don't they make it so that you have to make your first post in the new person thread before you make an idiotic first post advertising something that nobody on this forum would buy? I don't think the bots would know to do that. Sorry about the underlines, something about that quote screwed up the text and can't undo it.

can you edit, highlight, un-underline?

For some reason it wouldn't let me do it while I was actually typing it out, but editing it and de-underlining it worked. I was going to edit the last bit of my post about the underline issue, but it would make your post look funny, so I kept it.

I appreciate that.

Today one of my best friends, who has terminal cancer, is having a "last party". I wasn't able to make it. She's halfway across the country and I saw her earlier this month so I don't feel -as- horrible, but I still feel pretty bad. I sent flowers for the party. I think I'm basically going to be depressed all day. Really wanted to get up there, but financially it just couldn't happen.

So far all the friends I've made at Binghamton are total bros who listen to Sublime and smoke weed. But since this school is really hard to get into, they're all really smart and talk about interesting things sometimes!

I'll probably be making sandwiches with you in 3 years, milhouse :(

God damnit, k0k0

are we talking SUNY?

yus

ah. I know little to nothing about SUNY, just that they had a satellite the next city over from where I went.

I'm sorry about your bros woes. Sublime isn't ALWAYS bad, it just attracts a lot of assholes.

:(

HERE IS SOME WISDOMLY ADVICE: Get an internship before you graduate or you're screwed

imternship making sandwiches, man

My friend was president of some frat there. We visited him there and I tried new things. I had coleslaw for the first and last time ever.

:college

Oh, the new sublime album is terrible if anyone cares. The single is good off it and thats it.

Sublime still exists?

A friend of mine talked about going to their show and I couldn't figure out wtf she was talking about. Then she saidf someone named "Rome" was singing. I didn't know who Rome was either.

yeah, SUBLIME with rome have a new album. Its just kinda bland. Was going to see them with 311 in Pittsburgh last month but the travel never materialized.

I bet he doesn't even do Heroin. :(

not yet at least.

He should copyright "Sublime with Rome" so they have to change the name again when he dies.

:\>:

40 OUNCE IN MY LAP AND I'M FREEZIN MY BALLS

AND REMEMBER FOLKS - IF YOU HAPPEN TO RUN INTO DOROTHY KILGALLEN, MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN YOUR CAR!

wait what?

Ghost, you should probably never go to Pittsburgh. It's possibly the most miserable place on the planet and it's where Satan sends the demons who are mis-behaving.

Just a friendly word of advice.

I liked Pittsburgh when I went. The Andy Warhol musueum was cool to see.

I love Pittsburgh. Maybe growing up there for a little bit and having so much family colors me, though. I think it's beautiful there, with the rivers and all.

I wanna go to philly before I die and eat a cheesesteak which will probably make the rest of my trip awful since I'm allergic to wheat, but I want to at least try one.

Holy shit, Grindhouse came out four years ago.

OH MY GOD, I'M AT THE AGE WHERE I FEEL OLD ABOUT THINGS.

:rolleyes

It's okay pops.

I'm just biased agains the 'Burgh because I grew up right in between both Pittsburgh and Cleveland. I mean, neither city is good by any stretch, but I'm more partial to Cleveland when it comes to having a good time. I had a good friend go to Cleveland State so I always had a place to crash. Pittsburgh, every time I tried to have a good time out there, something weird happens.

But this is why I'm moving to Austin when I get out of the Army, where it's actually oh I dunno, enjoyable to live?

Immortal Goat tells me that if I move to Texas I'll start to enjoy country and marry some chick with no teeth. He's so sheltered.

CLEVELAND ALSO HAS A SUPERIOR FOOTBALL TEAM

Do you know how hard it is being a Browns fan when it's easy enough to just "be like everyone else" and like the Steelers? IT'S FUCKING HARD, BRO

FUCK THAT, BRAH.

STAY STRONG.

every goddamn day

EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN'

teh gay furry :eek

RED PICKLES ON THE FIELD

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEEEANS

CLEVELAND ROCKS



BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ