Oh god, those are the exact same city. I feel so bad for you right now.

Dude, Texas is where it's at. There's a ton of cool things and cool people here.

I'MA CHUCK A DEAD BODY ON YA MOTHA FUCKIN LAWN

We were walking back to our car after a show at the house of blues in cleveland and I happened upon a dead bird in the parking lot. Dead bird as in its head was missing. Like in Dumb and dumber.

Philly is the land of fattening food. :rock

HOW TO WRITE A SONG BY THE FALL

-Write a catchy bass riff, repeat
-Write a weird guitar riff, repeat
-Krautrock drums
-English guy rants over it

THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING

AND IT'S DELICIOUS

80's Boingo was definitely the best, Milhouse, but the 90's alternative sort of sound they had then was pretty good, too, I thought. And if Danny Elfman's singing, well it can't be that bad. :\ I've got a good remix of Out of Control on my drive.

Cleveland is great if you know where to go.

And that would be... away from Cleveland!

My Cleveland experience has been about 97% positive. You know, except for some Browns fuckwits.

some stupid Ziggy Stardust looking fucker in an orange boa and spiky mylar wig.

Wait you can have a bad experience with Ziggy Stardust? :confused

I'm not particularly a Bowie fan. Or a drunk moron Bowie-looking Browns fan's fan.

I really grew to like their final album over time, but Dark at the End of the Tunnel is filled with the most soothing, safe soft rock tracks ever. It's hard to get into :( Elfman's voice keeps me coming back to it, though

danny elfman's daughter wanted my cock

YOU DUN GOOFED.

http://twitter.com/#!/esuohlim

OH THE MEMORIES

welcome to twitter @esuohlim #wow #whoa

looool

I also found my old Mindsay and it was less of a trip down memory lane and more of a trip down EMBARRASSMENT lane :x

haha mindsay still exists? the thing that was worse than livejournal and myspace?

edit: oh god and i posted links to dfilm on mine last, christ. too bad THOSE don't work anymore, even though dfilm apparently does still exist

I know I couldn't believe it either. I wrote a lot about my dumb Geocities site and how I got banned from Stripcreator :x

Hahaha, I had a strip creator thing. Gonna go find it.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/k0k0them0nkey/78052

Looks like I had a whole 10 days of fun with it before it wore off and I decided it was stupid. Looking at my comics, it turns out I was the one who was stupid.

so i moved and now i'm just outside of the mountains and it's hot and there are stoplights fucking everywhere and a lot of shitty houses and shitty people and somebody asked me how i felt about this place so far and i did my best to not shout "suuuuuuuuuucks!" and he said something to the effect of "it's a small town and there's nothing to do but you get used to it."

dude fuck you this town is considerably larger than i'd like and i don't want to get used to that.

my internet has been fucking up so i tried to get into a chat with a service representative

"My internet is unreliable and I suffer from frequent time outs while surfing the web..." etc. etc.

right when I'm next in line, i get this message,
"Service has been temporarily interrupted"
:lol

This ad bot tried to fool me into thinking he played Willy Beamish, but he just ran my previous post through a thesaurus! And to think I figured these ad bots were coming up with their own witty posts. They're just stealing our posts and turning them weird!

I apperceive it aswell.

I didn't say it was a good thesaurus.

So, I'm definitely quitting my job the instant I have a new one lined up. Any ideas for a LEGAL way to ditch them?
My best idea so far is to wait until I'm closing the deli down, then just leave. That, or hire an opera singer to belt out "I QUIT" for me.

its legal to quit anytime i think ;/

just unethical

Just give them 2 weeks notice and ask to train a replacement for them.

I'm sure they know already because they read post # 80431. Then they replied to you with post # 80432.

They sound real mad.

Kahl is right. Walk out the door and never come back. Just be sure to never ask them for a reference.

EDIT: And don't expect any severence pay or COBRA benefits. :lol

Translated from Russian, that post reads "WE WILL BURY YOU!" They probably have missiles pointed at your house, too.

If they weren't dicks to you, don't be a dick to them when you quit. If they were dicks to you, hurl a bottle of urine at the wall in just the right way that it spells out "I quit" and then start eating all of their deli meats as fast as you can before you get tackled. I am guessing you can cram at least 10 turkey slices and 5 ham slices in your mouth hole before it's all over. Don't go for cheese or roast beef, it will just slow you down.

:lol

Aww, the post was erased by that spambot. Now Kalhjorn is the employer.

I thought khal was the employer all along.

Makes more sense - according to the thread, now his missiles are pointed right at Sappy.

Sap - you know what you must do.

JUST HEARD I HAVE TO GO BACK TO FLORIDA IN DECEMBER, GODFUCKINGDAMMIT.

Worst state ever. :(

What for?

Sorry to hear that, Sam. :tear

Big Pete and Little Pete were actually the same person. The show is about a boy struggling to come to terms with adolescence and growing out of childhood. His personality traits are split into two people, Little Pete, who represents his childhood, and Big Pete, who represents growing up. Throughout each episode, Big Pete articulately and rationally narrates the world of the show as seen through the eyes of Little Pete, whose imagination is represented by the surreal elements of the show (e.g. mom's plate picking up radio stations, the ice cream man). Little Pete doesn't want to grow up, and he has his own idealized yet innocent vision of what it means to be an adult, as represented by his independence, and the tattoos on his arms and shoulder, which are actually imaginary.

Artie is actually Pete's imaginary friend that Little Pete eventually has to say goodbye to; the fact that both Petes see him confirms that they are indeed the same person. Each episode shows Little Pete taking on some aspect of childhood, living the simple life of a kid as Big Pete tries to come to terms with his coming of age. The two are constantly at odds as Big Pete tries to grow up while Little Pete fights with Big Pete trying to keep him on the same level of childhood that he sees the world in.

This place is dead as shit. What the fuck people it's a goddamned Tuesday night

I would have been on last night, but I had to start work at 7am in now time.

The only thing I would ever purposely wake up for at 7am was to watch Samurai Pizza Cats and Sailor Moon :(

I am sorry for your loss.

when i see people throw a cigarette butt out their car window it really makes me want to rear-end them.

I would have been on last night red pickling Babs but he sent me a "Why can't you love me" PM and then told on me. Now I can't blindly red pickle people I hate anymore or I will be banned.

reluctant props to ThrashO for being a man. :(

:pagebrak

I just got blinded by a portly fellow and now I think he's dancing like Rick Astley at me.

The modern rick roll :posh

who am i looking at, here?

who will i be dreaming about tonight?

IT'S A SECRET

:posh

Same goes for anybody else on the forums. Stalking people with red pickles is not gonna happen.

And speaking of being banned, since more thread derailment attempts were made, I regret to inform you all that Womti will not be joining in the conversations on these forums for at least 3 months.

Please try to find a way to carry on. :boohoo

:tear

8/31/2011 - Womti, Never Forget*




*To search the dumpsters behind the bagel shop.

At least I got to blindly red pickle you and put you in the red for a couple of days. I'm fair and balanced about my dickyness. :(

Womti
Looks to the screen
Reflections of the face that pains his memories
Some crappy some bad
Thinking of childish pranks that got him banned
He lived happliy forever in his fantasies
But somehow missed out on his pickles so green
And we'll try the best that we can
To CAAAAAAARRRRRY ON!

what
NO

Next you'll tell me the bus driver was never really stuck at the red light. I don't want to know, internet! I don't want to know

DELIVERED BY YOUR PENIS

I am going to blindly green pickle this. Plus I now have 3 months to write more "ha ha you're a homeless fuckwad" jokes

Womti's banned away
Womti's banned away
Womti's banned away babeeeeeee

:salute

But without Womti, Pent won't have the balls to stand up to anyone here. :(

Maybe Don Carlson, clay animator and possible grand dragon will come back and fill in for womti for a few months.

Well if Portland animator Don Carlson is nearby, I'm not so sure Womti will be able to return, if you catch my drift.

If you don't catch my drift, I'm saying that Pram Maven will likely skin and murder Womti. In that order.

And Don Carlson, the animator from Portland, will tuck Womti's penis skin between his legs as he prances around in front of his victim

I can't believe you guys are such assholes. <3

Speaking of poverty; I'm just checking in here from the State Library, since my internet is down for the time being.

Things that have happened: Not a lot.

Oh, I did finally do it with a Lesbian Roller Derby girl. They call me 'The Remedy' (can cure any queerness) now. She chained me up and beat me, but I didn't mind it. My only problem now is how to get her out of my flat and stop eating my food.

See you next month for an update that nobody cares about!

OH ZHUKOV, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? :rolleyes

I WANNA FUCK A LESBIAN :(

I JUST WANNA FUCK :(

I BLAME THAT COCKBLOCKING HURRICANE

So, what's the deal with the red pickles? Did too many people bitch to Mockery and he got worried about losing the (unfunny, offensively lame) devout supporters like Nick?

Maaaan. I don't know what I ate that could be causing this, but I feel like I'm about to beer puke out of my ass.

And I haven't had beer in days!

Nick didn't complain at all actually. When Chojin originally suggested implementing it, I told him from the start that I was concerned that people would "stalk" certain users with the negative pickle ratings - which is really no different than replying to them in every single thread.

When I heard that the stalking had been taking place from multiple users, I started checking out some feedback left and a lot of it was simply because they didn't like the person - no good advice, no good reasons... just a lot of useless vitrol.

So yeah, the pickle ranking system was already on shaky ground to begin with, and if that kind of shit continues, I'll be happy to get rid of it since this was just a trial run to see how people would react to it.

but giving red pickles seems less destructive to the overall quality of the boards than replying negatively to one person in every thread you can find. also with no red pickles all of kitsa's work was for naught.

for naught!!!!!

I wouldn't care if it was gone, but Aaarg actually has a point; I think that, barring the "stalking" thing, it could actually help to cut down on random fights.

I thought fights were one of the cornerstones of the forum?

FUCK YOU SHRUB

FUCK YOU BUNNY BUMMER

BITCH, I'M GOING TO STAB YOU IN THE TIT

Well, that ten-day stint in a mental hospital certainly wasn't fun. I don't feel any better and now I owe them around a thousand dollars because my shitty fly-by-night health insurance provider decided a failed suicide attempt wasn't grounds to pay for my stay at the nuthouse.

TADAO, COME AT ME. I WEAR MY BATTLE SCARS WITH PRIDE.

HOPE YOUR KNIFE IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK THOUGH, ELSE IT'LL BARELY SCRATCH.

SHRUB

I'm sorry you had an issue, Otto :(

Aaarg, I had no idea wtf you were talking about at first. I was like, my work? Then I remembered the pickle experiment. Ohyesright.

4.2 shaker just a couple of mins ago here in Southern cali. Closer to home than work. My kids called and said the cat fell off the cat tree hissing on the way down.

SAM?

I'm glad you are out of the nuthouse.

I'm glad your cat is out of the cathouse

I'm glad you are going to SAM's house.

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOUR HAIR ANYWAY? DOES YOUR HUSBAND HAVE A THING FOR LITTLE DUTCH BOYS?

NO HE HATES IT. I AM NOT RESTRICTED BY MY HUSBAND.

DO YOU MAKE YOUR WIFE CONFORM TO YOUR STANDARDS BY BEATING HER WITH YOUR CRUTCHES?

Just more like there's nobody around here that pisses me off to that level

IF MY WIFE'S DOESN'T DO WHAT I SAY I USE HER AS A CRUTCH. IF MY WIFE CUT HER HAIR INTO THAT HIDEOUS MESS, I WOULD SHAVE IT OFF WHILE SHE BLOWS ME.

STUPID WOMEN ALWAYS TRYING TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES.

Tadao is right about a few things:

Shrub's hair, Pent's balls, and uppity women.

GROW THAT SHIT TO AT LEAST SHOULDER LENGTH, SHRUB! FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

dogs, i'm drinking a labatt blue in my gym shorts watching my roommate play nhl 2k12

i am well aware of how gay that sounds

COLLEGE

:pagebrak

Yeah but thanks to him I have to get the clerk to buy propane and sudafed so who cares what he thinks :lol