THERES NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD

What

Sam I have known you since I was 13

Your fucking name on facebook is sam >:

EVERYONE CAN SUCK IT.

I'VE KNOWN YOU ALL SINCE YOU WERE CHILDREN, YOU WILL SHOW THE SOME GODDAMN RESPECT.

ALSO I'M NOT EVEN YOUR FRIEND ON THE FACEBOOKS, RONGLES.

hey guys are we adding eachother on fb i could use some friends

thIS ISNT ABOUT YOU THRASH O

THIS IS ABOut SAMAEL the BETRAYER GETTINg FREECHESEBURGERS WITH HIS NONfAKENAME

hey if you guys just wanna be my friend ill make some cheeseburgers for anyone

Sam and I were friends on Facebook. Burbank and I still are. I think that's about as far as that goes.

Yeah, I'm friends with quite a few of you sad internet nerds

There's a couple people out there on Facebook who have about 15 mutual I-Mock friends and I have no fucking clue who they are (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, BRAK PROFILE PICTURE AND INITIALS J.G.)

And then there's people like Tadao who use fake names and that's just creepy

MILHOUSE, THAT'S CiG

sam whats your real name

and address

Dylan Alford

oh cool me too

WHY DOES SHE HATE ME SO

NO SHE LOVES YOU

:lol

EDIT: this now makes no sense since it was a page too late.

EDIT: I guess if I want to stay on topic I should point out I don't really want any of you as facebook friends, since I would be worried of you seeing how lame my life is.

FUCK YOU, SAM

FUCK YOU SO HARD

:lol + spit coffee all over the place.

Also, don't give your fb info to thrasho, he'll just pretend to add you after you give him your name and not really want to be your friend :(

Do you really want to be liked so badly that Thrasho's friendship is important to you?

I intended on blocking the next person that showed up, just to be sure.

Thrasho is an important member of this community Zomboid. How could you not know that. He's like the American version of you.

That's the most underhanded thing I've ever seen.

It's like Bill's lost his mind and his respect for punctuation!

...and his house, and his baby's mama, and his TV (probably).

FIGHT

And his hair.

Just kidding, boobala.

Good news, I might be getting my hair back.

Seriously though I am keeping the only thing that really matters to me.

Not being canadian. No one can ever take that from me.

Don't worry Fathom I'm sure Thrasho will have very insightful things to post on your wall like "i just pooped a little" or "dont you hate it when you pee right after you cum and then sometimes there's two piss streams for a few seconds and the second piss stream gets on the floor wut wut wut wut"

yeah, I'll be inundated with his teen wisdom

I can't possibly wait.

"man, if you stay up for like five days and don't sleep at all, it feels like you're high"

Well, fuck you in the ear too, buddy >:

So today I was in a drugstore and I guess they had a Santa scheduled to appear. By the time I showed up he was 45 minutes late and there was this line of toddlers wrapped around the store. He never showed, so they made an announcement saying Santa wasn't coming. So this store full of toddlers all started crying at once.

I wonder what happened to Santa.

santa died

I just don't want to ruin this bad-arse internet persona I've possibly developed, by letting people know that the only thing I get posted on my wall is friends wanting to know if everything's ok.

What a great idea - let's announce that Santa isn't coming to a room full of little kids. How about we also announce that Christmas is cancelled!

Human nature never ceases to amaze me.

I dvr'd santa with muscles which is an 80's christmas movie starring hulk hogan

Santa's Slay starring Goldberg is much better I'm sure.

"The Night the Reindeer Died" starring Lee Majors is a festive holiday classic.

Man I wish that was a real movie. :(

Thanks for the tip, 10k. I'll have to see if I can track this thing down.

HULK HOGAN MOVIE NIGHT

SUBURBAN COMMANDO

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CROCODILE DUNDEE WITH PAUL "HULK" HOGAN

THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE HE PLAYED HIMSELF AND FOUGHT THE DEMOLITION MAN.

THE DEMOLITION MAN

No Holds Barred, fuck all of you.

Yesterday I made the mistake of going in a dollar store. It was there and I needed some of the little trash bags they sell that I like and I forgot all about Christmas. So I go in and the line for the checkouts stretches all the way down the middle aisle of the store to the back door.

It was shorter by the time I found the trashbags and got up there but I still got to look at the teenage kid in front of me with his scented candle and air horn for quite a while. And all I could think of was AIR HORN because of this place, so fuck you guys twice.

Santas slay was bad but santa with muscles was worse.

BOOKMARKED, ALONG WITH THE BIG BEN TWITTER

I woke up at 4pm today >:

You missed 4 hours of housewife drinking.

Santa's Slay was badass. God, why didn't I get that for GrisleyGus?

Had an awesome birthday. :)

I even got a Halloween item as one of my presents.

Happy Birthday Dextire!!!!!!!

:)

He ended up spearing someone toward the end of the movie didn't he?

man i could've totally cheated on my final today cause he accidently put the answers on the back :(

but i gave it up! and i know i missed like 2 ;( fick i feel stupid

where do you go to school?

i took a final today that i did not really study for and i handed in a 9 page paper about stuff that i finished like 3 hours before it was due

i need to stop being a stupid idiot

i got a B+ in biology

i could have gotten an A or an A- if I wasn't so lazy :(

dont be so hard on yourselves guys

ALL THAT EFFORT WILL BE FOR A PIECE OF PAPER AND IT'S TOO THICK TO MAKE A GOOD PAPER AIRPLANE OUT OF IT

THAT ADVICE WILL COST YOU 2 BUTTFUCKING DOLLARS

i realized something today, walking from a gas station after getting cigarettes

before i came to this school i was a punk rock dude who didn't smoke weed and was probably libertarian

now i trip on mushrooms, listen to phish and write earnest papers about how capitalism ruins the world

what have i become

i hate myself

If it makes you feel any better, I listen to Phish without the aid of drugs, and that is way worse my friend

I've become the opposite. More and more, I am convinced that the world is going to shit. I have the misfortune to know my peers are the country's future.

But now the future currency of the country is buttfucking. That makes me the monopoly man.

You should put that shit on a t-shirt.

Right in the middle, when he's hitting his stride.



And after the credits, he looks into the camera and says, "who's next?"

Is there perhaps a jackhammer scene?

:lol

Jesus it was dead here today

Is Milhouse the only one with a christmas avatar this year? Are we all humbugging it?

Nope. :xmas3

there

yesterday it dawned on me that i'm trying and trying and trying and failing to land a job that will leave me completely unfulfilled and only serve to make the world a worse place, and i don't know what i can do about it.

and then i took a depressing walk on a shitty paved trail and i'd stop to watch squirrels because that cheers me up a bit and then i'd zone out doing so and somebody would zip by on a bike and scare the squirrels away and i'd be back in suicide-ville.

also i graded some tests for my girlfriend and the highest score in the class was 73. two kids got it. they sit next to each other and are dating. the second highest score was a 66.

how the fuck do you leave multiple choice questions blank? fuck. put a goddamn letter. make it one of those "this could be a lower-case d or it could be a lower-case a" or "this could be a D or it could be a sloppy B or it even might be a sloppy A" deals hoping for the best, you moron. you have a 25% chance to get it right, and you're going to just go with 0? enjoy your 16.

You need to get a job where they pay you at least 15 buttfucking dollars per hour.

You are a glass half empty kind ig guy huh?

it really depends. currently, i'm ready to drown in an icy river. winter depression hooray!

what's that in usd?????

The exchange rate for a buttfucking dollar is $1 USD while getting buttfucked

hmmmm i don't really like getting buttfucked can i just get all of my earnings in the swedish skullfucking kronor?????

Or Swiss Felching Francs?

Currently 1 BFD is equal to 3.7 German Hotcarl Marcs

i was under the impression that germany had converted to the dirty sanchez euro

ZUGS FOR ALL

A zug is worth 5 rusty trombone colóns

the buttsex monopoly man still makes me laugh

esuohlim, have you finished playing Morrowind yet or are you still putting up with its stupid?

My laptop was too laggy to play it. Right now I'm still slogging through Mother 3 like Kitsa slogging through episode after episode of Dexter.

from you I'll take that as a grudging kind of irritated and then apathetic compliment

Buttsex for all

:makeitrainwithbuttsexdollars

Where's the airhorn, 10K? >:

usps/ups both claim that they do not have my package, and each are blaming the other and denying responsibility for it's disappearance. the result is now that I have two completely contradictory tracking statements, three days since the last update, and it was supposed to be here last week.

the amusing part of this story is that I only ordered this package to temporarily satiate my desire for a pet tortoise.. and I came REALLY close to ordering that almost-hatching egyptian tortoise egg online. boy am I now glad they lost a book and not a living $250 dinosaur egg.

(it would have also been my best friend for the next 60 years, so I would have cried for weeks if it got crushed to death en route :( )

Your avatar is a constant reminder of how much I miss Carl Sagan. :(

dont you miss me too!?

Always! ;)

speaking of new york scientists the other night i watched that richard feynman biopic with matthew "i murdered two irish women and got off scot-free" broderick and even though i've never read any of his books or watched anything about him i recognized the first scene in the movie from an anecdote about him asking his father the name of a bird and that's pretty sad.

OH mother 3 i can't remember the currency in that game... is it dp-dp?

New achewood comic today :eek I know this 'cause I'm buds with Onstad on fb :hat

GIRLS LOVE TURTLES. I knew two girls in college with pet turtles, and one of them skipped class for a week out of depression when she accidentally killed hers. How do you accidentally kill a turtle? >:

Run over it with a forklift?