:lol that was prettyy good

:lol I liked the part about the egg

:loli liked that part about small and big you know egg was the LAST thing i was thinking haha

lol ok fellas! I got one!


What did the lady say at the sperm bank?

wut did she say at the sperm bank? :x

WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS?!

Mine was way funnier. :rolleyes

hahaha i got one just for you mattjack :]

what did one valcanoe say to another? :O

What's big and small at the same time in a sperm bank?

a BIG sperm :lol

Militia, yours was better sir :bow

What did the valcanoe say to the other?

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in GLOVE with you :lol

lol oh noes you didnnnnnn

Hey what did E.Honda tell Terra after he defeated her?

:lol what

I DON'T GET IT =[

Me either, I told my dad that joke was lame. He told me it at thanksgiving

okay this si the last joke i hadve and it sucks


why did god make seagulls? :x

TO BEAT THE NIGGRS TO THE JUNKYARD :x

LOL Oh snap! Is it n*gger joke time this early in the night? Where is 7F, I bet he knows some good ones

hehe afk guys im goonna roll this up and smoke it ill be back :O

A guy was sitting at his computer one day where he spots the usual "make you penis bigger" email that gets thrown into the trash all the time. This time however, he decides to give it a shot. In the body of the email it asks how big he'd like to make his member. He types in what he wants and sends it off.

The next day he gets a knock at the door. He opens it to find a few Klan members, one of which is holding a noose. The guy asks why they are here and the klansman replies "why I do believe you said you wanted to be hung like a black man"

How do you smile and wink at a Niger at the same time?

:( I'm fresh out now