he had a heart attack right before he made the touch down

apparently he had a congenital heart problem which is what made him so small

Sometimes, cleaning your desktop feels like you've been cleaning the house.

lol, yeah. I have a folder on my desktop just called DESKTOP STUFF though. I feel like I should have just named it THE ATTIC.

You mean THAT desktop! :lol

I have eleven thousand mp3s, game shortcuts, government pdfs, short stories, and Disney movies on it. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS IN THESE WORD FILES. :(

I refuse to have a desk. I hate desks. The school supplied one I had when I stayed there served only to bring my minifridge up an additional four feet.

My problems with desks is I can never find any with the right amount and placement of drawers, nooks, and desk space to hold all my shit I somehow accumulate.
Seriously, I have cds, gloves, knives, bullet casings, flashlights, movies, and hardware on and in my desk. Where the hell do I even get this shit?

You need an armoire LS.

Final Fantasy XI tought me how to organize my stuff way better than life lessons ever had.

My desk looks like it's from the house of a methamphetamine addict. It's full of random trinkets that I've picked up from flea-markets, I'm pretty sure every container on it has been used as an ash-tray at least once, there's bottles of ink and paint, soup cans full of drawing pens that I haven't touched in months, and empty cigarette packs and tobacco pouches galore!

I need help.

I've always been obsessively neat, and that's slowly going to hell. I have no choice :(

The funny thing is that I used to keep my desk relatively clean, save for the trinkets and pens, but I've been having insomnia problems (I somehow manage to lose track of the time and fall asleep around three in the morning) and everything else has gone straight to hell.

I have a bad habit of deleting everything when it gets too cluttered.

I keep my desktop clean and organized, but my actual desk is a complete mess.
So I can find my Halloween clip-art from 1995 in seconds, and it can take an hour to find my car keys. I've got my priorities straight. :posh

I found this one at a goodwill for 25 cents! YOUR LOSS GOODWILL!

So how many of you are willing to get into a TF2 penisfight now that it is free for my hoboass to play?

I'd love to join in, but I'm on a cheap laptop and my desktop is six years old.

Sure, I'm up. CaptainFlameGore

I am now curious.

How many people on here would tell me "Good for you, doing it is bad for your health" if I said I have never done any non-prescribed drugs in my life.

man prescribed drugs are bad for you too

just don't overdo whatever it is you do

People say that I'm "perma-stoned," but unless I'm under a lot of real or perceived stress I usually manage to avoid using too much of whatever substance I'm on.

I'd go with what Willie says! Everything in moderation!

Except for huuuuuuugs

I would. Here, have some complimentary mockerzugs to wash down with the appraisal.

:pagebrak