I'm going to go take a bath



whoops I just now realized that I'm already ALL WET

stupid people think i'm funny



also my neighbors racist dog barks at me as if I TOO were one of the non-whites

Nonsense, you are one of the whites.

Guitar Woman I'll give you a count of 3 COUNT EM 3 LESLIE NIELSEN FACIAL EXPRESSIONS to say something funny.

ARE YOU READY? GO!

1!

And TIME IS UP. let's see you answer.

While it ain't much it certaintly the most funniest thing you ever said, congratulations! Let's see what you wagered.

Oh! Darn, you gain nothing from that. So our champion for tonight is Jixby Phillips with a grand total of 12,000 chuckles, Stay tune for the 5 O' Clock news.

Hello i'm Linda Yu and this is Eyewitness 7 news at 5, here are the top stories we have for you tonight:

GW sucks

and now here's field reporter GADZOOKS with more info. How are you GADZOOKS?

dr fuCK OFF

I swear to fucking god you're annoying, Dr. Fu. You know that? I'm making your stay most unenjoyable.

What did you do to your face in the middle picture, and why do you look like the asian Gerhard Reinke?

Also, Linda Yu, more like Linda EWW. The best female asian reporter in Chicago's is Fox's Nancy Loo.

I like them both.

And fuck Fox.

YUMI IS WAY HOTTER

I'd bang them BOTH.

They're the only reason why I turn past Cartoon Network.
I don't watch the cartoon show though. >:

EDIT: Hey who put that guy there?! :lol

Kari is hotter than both.

this i wont deny.

I still stand by my first statement.

NO POSTS EXIST FOR THIS TOPIC.

I wish. :(

ROFL I'M A HYDRA HEAD! :lol2

I just found out that the guy who played Uncle phil also did the voice for shredder in the teenage mutant hero turtles cartoon. :eek