What our war tactic should be
I think that the easiest way to win the war over Iraq, is to gather an army of monkeys. Yes monkeys. If we equiped them with gas masks, and somehow created a powerful napalm like substance that the monkeys could throw, we'd definitely win the war over terrorism.
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Jixby Philips already made this thread. :rolleyes
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It'd be the monkeys big chance to turn on us and take over the world. o_o
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I like you, Lynchie. You've got spunk. And by 'spunk', I mean cum. On your face, in your mouth and inside your stomach, too.
It's too bad the napalm-throwing monkeys didn't pay a visit to your mongloid of a mom's house before she shit you out. |
1. I didn't know Jixby already did this thread.
2. I don't even care about what you think about my mom, because, quite frankly, she's a fucking asshole and I don't care if she dies. 3. As for the cum in my face, mouth, and stomach, I don't, sorry. You shouldn't have gotten your hopes up. |
How about sending SbB titties chicks to over there?
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Well, Lynchie from Quincy, who is so brain dead she has to number her thoughts in order to remember them, you can suck a big fat cock for all I care. Maybe you'll think of another halarious and insightful joke to post while you're down there.
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A better tactic would be to strap thousands of midgets to nukes and arm them all with heavy machineguns and drop them out of planes. :)
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That midgit idea is great, I'd pay to see that. And Shut Up, sorry but for one I'm not a girl, and two, it's amazing that some little half-retarded eunich that greases cocks for his job as a fluffer is trying to insult my intelligence, dick head.
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Traditionally, don't fluffers suck cocks rather than grease them?
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Let me think long and hard on this one...
...FLUFFER MONKEYS ! |
can't fluffers do both, and I think all of the porn stars would want a fluffer monkey
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This topic pisses me off >:
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"And Shut Up, sorry but for one I'm not a girl
Wha? You're sorry for not being a girl? What's there to be sorry about? Even if you weren't a girl, I'm sure your mother still loves you, despite what she says. Despite when she locked you in the closet with a dress on and your dick and balls tucked between your legs while chanting, 'Mommy wanted a girl. Mommy wanted a girl.' It's okay, many of us are gender-confused. Well, actually, no that's not true. You're the only person I can think of off-hand who is. Weird fuck. |
Actually, Mommy didn't want anything. And as for these stories that you're trying to tell me about my childhood, you seem to be getting a little in depth about them considering you don't even know me, are you sure they didn't happen to you?[/quote]
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Shut Up, you're a gay fluffer monkey.
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whats with the fmj wavs gnry..
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These noobs get better every time I come here :suicide
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I didn't even say I'm sorry :lol. Retard :lol.
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:lol I just pissed myself
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Not apologizing to Jamesman is just plain rude :lol
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LOL monkeys
what if they threw CHEESE that would be gr8 lolol #@$ FART |
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