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That page is making me want icing.

And if our (NSFW) desires merged:

i took a drive this afternoon.

i love western north carolina.

IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT!

i'm sorry, honey. how was your afternoon?

DID YOU SEE THE LAKE AT THE HIGHEST ELEVATION EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI? I DID!

Were you running moonshine?

OH that is very impressive how high is it like 3000 feet :rolleyes

man im high

3000 feet high?

Man, I just woke up a few minutes ago. At 13:35.
I don't know why but it kinda makes me depressed, because I've never slept past 12:30.
It's as if this job is slowly turning me into a creature of the night by ruining my sleep rhytm :eek

oh CARP :chatter

I used to work graveyard shift. You never ever are the same again.

I agree.

Once you have to fight that giant bat thing underneath the textile factory, you're never the same.

IT WAS SUPER EVOLVED RATS, NOT A BAT. >:

RATS WITH WINGS

RATS WITH VERY RUDIMENTARY FLIGHT

This is how I would have responded to a penis cake post too

I'll be going to New Jersey in a few months. Does anyone have any advice on how not to act. Keep in mind I live near Hollywood.

Why the hell would you want to go to NJ? That place smells. :x

You dont have to go to NJ for polygamists. Hell if you want to be a polygamist come to Texas. We will take your kids from you so you dont have to take care of them yourself. That will free up your wives time to cook and clean for you.

Well, I'm gonna see the Beastie Boys and My Bloody Valentine. I am also looking forward to having hot sex with a crazy Jersey bitch with HUGE tits. There is a good chance that I will be a victim of online foolery and be deaded. I am more concerned with upsetting Jersey fags over thick or thin crust.

Everyone I have ever personally known from Jersey liked the thin crust. Hope that helps.

Of course they all also liked running marathons in the buff... :\