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Womti Jan 26th, 2010 12:08 AM

True Butthole stories (Vaginas come take notes)
 
vaginas and buttholes only. :fart :lol

kahljorn Jan 26th, 2010 08:33 AM

dicks can have stories about buttholes too ;/

The Leader Jan 26th, 2010 11:35 AM

Why hasn't Sherlock Homeless been banned yet?

executioneer Jan 26th, 2010 12:25 PM

what's so bannable about this thread exactly

The Leader Jan 26th, 2010 12:39 PM

It is just one of many examples of his foolishness and shenaniganery.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 12:53 PM

Get's under your skin huh? ;) He's a pro.

Fathom Zero Jan 26th, 2010 12:54 PM

He's a retard with football skin, the best you can do is ignore him.

The Leader Jan 26th, 2010 01:19 PM

He's like a high school kid who thinks that he's so hilarious and random.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 01:34 PM

ONLY HE IS!

Pentegarn Jan 26th, 2010 02:08 PM

Meh, if you think it is dumb, move along and look at things that you like, sez I

Personally I am not one way or the other about him

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 26th, 2010 02:12 PM

I feel obligated to post in this thread.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 02:14 PM

you ever give a2m?

Pentegarn Jan 26th, 2010 02:17 PM

Once, and I felt bad about it.

Dimnos Jan 26th, 2010 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 669789)
I feel obligated to post in this thread.

I too feel 10K is obligated to post here. Three more times actually.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 669794)
Once, and I felt bad about it.

Why? Its her butt. :confused:

Pentegarn Jan 26th, 2010 02:23 PM

Still, I felt bad about it.

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 02:26 PM

:lol did you kiss her on the mouth to show you still care

Pentegarn Jan 26th, 2010 02:39 PM

That sounds like something my guilt would make me do to make up for it :lol

Dimnos Jan 26th, 2010 02:55 PM



Problem solved.

The Leader Jan 26th, 2010 03:23 PM

Seems like it would get kind of crusty.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 26th, 2010 03:43 PM

My unicorn ex got hooked on anal after a while. The first time I busted a nut in her butt I asked her what it felt like. She was like "it felt like a volcano went off inside me."

I've also given her a2m.

I think I already told the story about how I accidently plowed her ass in the shower. She was mad more at the fact that I didn't notice the difference....so I felt bad and took her to Dennys for breakfast.

She got some mud on the interior of my car and I kind of got mad at her. Then she yelled at me and was like "you made my asshole bleed for a week." I retorted with "yeah, but I got you moons over my hammy baby"

Dimnos Jan 26th, 2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 669814)
"yeah, but I got you moons over my hammy baby"

:lol

bigtimecow Jan 26th, 2010 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 669814)
I think I already told the story about how I accidently plowed her ass in the shower. She was mad more at the fact that I didn't notice the difference....so I felt bad and took her to Dennys for breakfast.

lol she should be mad that SHE didn't notice the difference...at first

and what like she couldn't stop you?

Tadao Jan 26th, 2010 06:41 PM

"it's just that your pussy is still so tight, like a butthole baby"

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 26th, 2010 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 669841)
lol she should be mad that SHE didn't notice the difference...at first

and what like she couldn't stop you?

She definitely noticed the difference right away. It was her first time with it and had wanted to try it out for a while. She just assumed I had did it on purpose.

Supafly345 Jan 27th, 2010 04:48 AM

I really hated reading this sequence of posts. So I thought I'd make it worse.


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