Is it feasible to invent a ship that scoops up fish and burns them in a furnace to power the ship? Or perhaps just a furnace that burns fish for fun?

i doubt you could get one that runs ONLY on fish but hey i guess that'd be like the boat version of a hybrid car, right?

They make tiny jet engines for RC planes. I was thinking of marketing a harness to attatch one to a trained falcon. Is this legal?

i fucking hope so

willie what have you been up to lately my man

last couple weeks i've been working on a construction project to recreate something from a cartoon for five-year-old girls to impress a bunch of ugly weirdos

Is it My Little Pony related?

Willie have you sought help for MLP addiction? :(

How many ponies could a pony chuck chuck if a pony chuck could chuck ponies? And by chuck I mean fuck.

no i'm talking about a different five-years-old-targetted cartoon :mistersarcastic

i can quit anytime i want to

just don't want to yet

why don't you ask mr. hands that question :lol

Why don't people our age get as amped into adventure time as much as they do my little pony? I think adventure time is far more deserving. We could be adventurers and all wear weird animal head hoods over our heads to hide our awful human hair.

idk! i'd go to a adventure time meetup if people had them :(

I'd probably end up looking something like this guy.

Willie, would you consider that older Finn robust or portly and would I ever see another loveable robust/portly man before I die so that I can have THREE loveable portly/robust folks to call awesome?

Willie, do you prefer Shame on a Nigga or C.R.E.A.M?

shame's got a better hook i think, plus it's got more energy

man that guy's not portly at all

and probably?

Willie, who is your favorite member of the Wu-Tang?

hold on i gotta look them up on wikipedia

edit lol jk ol' dirty of course #definitelynotafraud

Willie

Isn't Ol' Dirty called something like Little Baby Jeebus now?

He had a ton of names he wanted people to call him and of course they did. Yet when I was 12, nobody would call me 'Chains' even though I wore a big chain around my neck and told everyone to call me it.

They do call me koko now though, so that's good enough. (from jumping up and down on furniture when drunk) It came from us watching a good amount of seinfeld back then.

he's dead, i'll call him what i want

Willie,

You're kidding me, he really is? (rhetorical) I was seriously unaware that he was dead