There's 3 that I'd bang. 1 that I'd laugh at have as my secretary. And another that might be a dude.
None are truly hot though, you're right.

Sorry for interrupting your thread Willie.

maybe you can give us a list of your top ten most bangable ladies

you have no standarsd

guess thats not necessarily a bad thing tho

There are many women I would bang but not want to be seen with. None of those women are them though- I can't imagine them having very well maintained vaginas.

Willie,

Hi?

hi i went to a wedding and it sucked

What made the wedding suck? Lack of small pastel colored equine?

because weddings as a general rule suck

also i had to wear a tuxedo and listen to ppl tell me how good i look all day

that's great guys, i'll just spend 150 dollars every three days for the rest of my life so i can look good + be pretty uncomfortable

It's that you looked good - it's that they think every other day you look like shit

or it's more likely that that's something they say when they have nothing to say at all and are afraid of awkward silence, for some reason.

I remember when they were selling suits at goodwill for a dollar and I found a tux. I wore that thing every day for a month until my washer tore too many holes in it. They're comfortable if you don't wear the shirt part and just wear a regular shirt.

I only wear dress shirts, so I usually just swap in one of my own and BAM - instant fashionable motherfucker in a suit jacket.

Willie! Do you think the Cutie Mark Crusaders will bring harmony back to Equistria?

not by themselves they won't

willie, what do you think of the new wwe heavyweight champion?

i'm terrified of the man

willie, are you gonna get your ass kicked?

not if i can help it! he's not mad at me for some reason is he :(

willie, aren't we the ones that are supposed to be asking the questions?

sometimes i gotta answer a question with a question

(reverse side) You will find a unique business opportunity next week

Negative, it is the ages of the people who died of west nile in las vegas.

still, someone run those as lottery numbers if possible

hay willie

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It's not a question - just something I thought you'd enjoy. :lol

Will the alpha betas ever get there com up ins for what they did to the tri-lambs?