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Zhukov Dec 22nd, 2010 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 708242)
:lol

Dimnos Dec 22nd, 2010 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 708548)
Yeah, we wanted to get her that, but it's a little pricey, from what we've heard. Don't they run around $500?
As for the candiru, I suppose the blinding pain whenever I got it up would be an effective form of birth control... :\
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Originally Posted by MLE (Post 708550)
Health insurance should take care of most of the cost, tbh.
Not to mention it lasts like 5 years.

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2010 11:04 PM
Planned parenthood helps lots of people with no money. I got my vasectomy for 10 dollars. I was gonna pay the full amount, but lost my job. So when I went in to cancel the appointment they said QUICK GIVE IT TO HIM FOR CHEAP OR HE MIGHT BREED.

kahljorn Dec 23rd, 2010 04:36 AM
I love that planned parenthood was started by that Eugenics lady :lol

Dimnos Dec 28th, 2010 11:57 AM
$10 vasectomy? :eek How did that go? I needs me a vasectomy.

Tadao Dec 28th, 2010 12:46 PM
Easy as pie. No pain and no pain in the asses.

Dimnos Dec 28th, 2010 02:23 PM
Idk. It just seams like I should pay more to have someone cut on my dick. :\

Tadao Dec 28th, 2010 02:26 PM
Well, it does cost more if you have a job. Plus now with inflation and what not.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2011 11:23 PM
It takes a lot of work to be a blight on society.

The One and Only... Jan 11th, 2011 07:43 PM
What a lot of degenerates.

This is why I don't do shots of Vodka first thing in the morning anymore.

The One and Only... Jan 11th, 2011 08:05 PM
Srsly I think I'm going to vomit on my keyboard

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 08:14 PM
Pft. This makes you want to vomit? Welcome to the internet, son. You've got a long way to go.

The One and Only... Jan 11th, 2011 08:44 PM
I know of /b/ I do not partake

kahljorn Jan 12th, 2011 04:03 PM
how long until you go away again :(

Chojin Jan 12th, 2011 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 709024)
Well, it does cost more if you have a job. Plus now with inflation and what not.
just think about baseball.

executioneer Jan 12th, 2011 07:23 PM
lolll

The One and Only... Jan 13th, 2011 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 710448)
how long until you go away again :(
i am teh omnipresent

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 06:58 PM
the one and lumpy

Pentegarn Jan 14th, 2011 12:00 AM
Why is it that posters who use the site issued Cobra Commander avatar have it always break bad for them due to poor posting decisions?

Remember the ghostbuster boards guy? He rocked the Cobra Commander avatar too. Must be a douche bag magnet

MarioRPG Jan 14th, 2011 09:08 AM
Write a thesis on it.

kahljorn Jan 15th, 2011 03:12 PM
maybe its cause they think if they used a real avatar somebody would figure out who's character they are

MLE Jan 16th, 2011 10:33 AM
Ever since I became a mod, I've been checking people's IPs constantly if I even have an inkling that they're a character.

kahljorn Jan 17th, 2011 03:31 AM
hacks

you got jap hax

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 18th, 2011 03:47 PM
damn jap hax squads.

Sam Jan 19th, 2011 01:19 AM
DAMN JAP HAX

MY MORTAL ENEMY(S)


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