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Did you use a rubber?
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Yeah i did, and i would highly recomend that every one use them for there own sake
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blood sex is sweet dude! it all hot and slippery. plus, when a girl is bleeding inside her hoochie, she gets way horny and will fuck the shit out of you.
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See you wernt there, when i flicked that light on i thought ""what the fuck" cuz it was like watching a secne out of a horror movie. so more or less i was disgusted once i relizied what was going on
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Ewwww she smeared it all over huh?
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Women who regularly orgasm during their periods are less likely to get uterine cancer.
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theres lots of fountains of stuff going on in this thread
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WARNING YOU MAY GET SICK!!!
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Care to finish that post? I'm actually curious what you were gonna say...
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Well now I've already forgotten. :\
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A friend of mine told me about her experience with anal beads.
Someone bought her some as a joke, and she put them on her nightstand. Her then-boyfriend one day decided to try them out (anal beads are for guys mostly). Now the way you're SUPPOSED to use them is insert them slowly and at the onset of orgasm pull them out SLOWLY (one by one). Well her boyfriend inserted them in himself and they got busy. When he was about to splurt he reached down to the beads hanging from his ass and pulled it like a parachute ripcord. According to my friend, when you pull them out that fast you get a poop parachute. She was scrubbing his doodoo from her ceiling and walls for 3 days. Lesson: Use anal beads only as directed! |
What the hell kind of position was he in that he could hit the walls and ceiling with shit?
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She said he was on top of her, traditional missionary position.
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During an energy shut down at night it was dark so i was boring and i decided to play with myself a little bit while my parents were sleeping, there was a stormy night, suddenly my mom opened my room's door with a lighter on her hand just to check that everything being ok and she saw me doing the thing, i remember she say something like "son you gonna rip your dick off that way", i fell so shame about it, i thing that's my worse bedroom story ever ;_;
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:lol you have to be the best character ever
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Bump!
A few nights ago I brought home a girl that I have been crushing on for a while. After having a few drinks at the bar she decided she wanted to come back to my place to keep the drinking going, so of course I was down. One thing leads to another and we end up "going at it." See this is where you'll just have to believe what I'm about to tell you.. Once we began, about a minute in she just starting having a nice orgasm. I stopped after the eruption and I was like, "Did you just.. .. ?" Before I could even finish she said, "Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.. :( " All I say was, "PPpppffttttt! DONT BE SORRY! DONT BE! THAT IS AWESOME!" Let me finish up by saying that it was vanilla missionary sex, I don't have a big dick( :( ), and there wasn't some suave ass mood in my bedroom to begin with in the first place. I haven't ever experienced a girl doing that, EVER. When I told my buddy the next day he couldn't believe it either. PLEASE BELIEVE ME INTERNET, PLEASE BELIEVE ME. Has this ever happened to one of yall? Ladies, any explanations? PS: She didn't fake it. I can promise you that much. |
My ex GF would hit the O if I blew a stiff breeze anywhere her naughty areas. I would like to think it was because I am that awesome, but more likely she was just that prone to O. Made my part of the act of sex easy as pie though
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