What is this?
 

So, the wife went to meet an orthodontist today, to help talk about fixing her face and stuff.

Anyways, trying to be like a regular dentist, when we finished, they gave her a bag of dental goodies. A REALLY cheap toothbrush, a pen, floss and... this bag.


It was in the prize ball from a quarter machine. Conventional wisdom tells me it should be toothpaste, but... I don't think there's anyway in HELL I or she is putting that in our mouth.

dont be a pussy. eat it.

It's clearly how the Chinese are going to slowly conquer this country... one dental patient at a time.

there are children starving and you're too chicken shit to eat a bag of slime.

:rolleyes

open it and smell it if it smell like old slime is probably toothpaste if it smells like toothpaste is ovbiously mind controlling slime

mexican wisdom

Is it hulk spunk. ?

It's methamphetimine

Tonight I'll feast on it. Or at least sniff and lick it.

ChrissGlass, I don't trust this fucking guy. I could be wrong but I think ChrissGlass is that guy with assbergers who was fooled into thinking he had an islamic girlfreind and the her brother told him that he had to shove a plastic amulet up his ass and then he took a video of the inside of his house and his parents were hoarders and his father could be heared saying that if he puts that on youtube social services will come and take him away?

Was that you chris glass or am I thinking of somebody else?

i think as the man you gotta bite the bullet and fuken eat it.

I'm guessing he did eat it. I mean, he stopped posting after saying he would. He died man. Here's probably how it looked:

where did you get the arm from?

It looks like micheal Jacksons arm.

Some online menswear catalogue picture.

I didn't realize that Micheal Jackson had tiny baby arms. :lol :confused:

RIP ChrisGlass 19??-20xwhatever.

CELEBRATIUN IS IN ORDER

I hope he at least made it to the lick test.

That is not me. I haven't tasted it yet. Fear and other crap has kept me busy. Will try tonight, but I don't want to make promises I'll break again.

Although once I found a girl online that said she was going to get me into a threesome when I came to visit her, but it turned out it was an underage chick POSING AS AN OLDER GIRL just to get friends online. That was a bizarre situation.

G-g-g-ghost!

YEAH I HATE WHEN RAPE HAS TO TURN INTO A MURDER TOO

Alright, I sat down and dedicated some time to figuring out this mystery green gunk.


Here it is, in the pristine Made in China green packet


In the plastic package, it tastes like plastic.


Upon tearing it open, it stretches, like gum. That's a good sign right?


Sadly, it smells like plastic.


And I don't like it.


Might as well get it all out...


It's a ball of putty. It's not food. Why would an orthodontist give this out in a bag with a toothbrush and floss?


Of course, I do the only RESPECTABLE thing before tasting, and make it a penis.


It's excited!


Down the hatch!


Wait, it fits in the nose, too!


Alright, time to lick this thing.


And it tasted like plastic. It wasn't candy. It wasn't gum. It wasn't even scented. What were they thinking?