The real goat boy
 

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...013016,00.html



Normally I would give you a brief summary of the article I'm linking rather than leave you hanging but I think a picture is a thousand gag reflexes.

i like how the quote from the person who delivered it acts as if there was a mix of human and sheep dna

wait, is that possible?

not without the intervention of science, it isn't

Only in states ending with 'tucky'

dammit i was all SNOPES BITCHES but they don't have a goatboy article yet :(

The damn thing has the creepyest grin on its face.

note: original source of this article is noted as being a russian tabloid that is slightly less factual than the weekly world news

Hey. Bat Boy saved the US from terrorists. >:

CNN Turkey confirmed it. As did the hit 80's show "turkey TV" and Hilshire farms deli select thin sliced turkey products.