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hfffa Jan 3rd, 2006 03:28 PM

zombie sharks?
 
http://www.zombiedefense.org/main/research/zhark.html


xbxDaniel Jan 4th, 2006 10:27 PM

We all knew it was going to happen one day. If the dead return from their slumber, what's to stop the sharks? Without the need of oxygen they would be able to beach themselves. Their lack of appropiate limbs for travel on land makes them a low threat for people who live inland. If you were to go on a boat to avoid the zombie scourge on earth then you may want to be careful.

Ivan Raged Jan 4th, 2006 10:34 PM

so does teh zombie shark only eat fish brains?

hfffa Jan 18th, 2006 01:47 PM

I don't think so. It's my understanding that they hunger for all flesh, specifically that of babies, specifically that of white babies, specifically that of white babies raised by wolves, specifically white babies raised by wolves who founded ancient empires.

I'd consider it pure speculation, though.

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2006 12:44 PM


DrGonzo Feb 22nd, 2006 01:17 PM

They hunger for Samuel L. Jackson's left arm.

Trash Apr 30th, 2006 10:38 AM

I want these motherfuckin' sharks off my motherfuckin' left arm!

soopercooldood Nov 21st, 2007 11:20 PM

Trash, I actually laughed out loud on that one.
hahaha


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