Roller derby girls are super hot :p
 

ROLLER DERBY GIRLS ARE SUPER HOT

Take the advise of post #8

No they're not.

Alcohol is super effective. My friend just came up with a great way to prevent girls from drinking and driving too. "You just gotta fuck the drunk out of them"

Ask em out for a coffee.

Srsly.

You realise no one on i-mockery has ever talked to a girl right?

i should have put in the first post that i only wanted the responses of girls

but what if they say no :x

http://www.pick-up-woman.com/ask-girl-out-on-date.shtml

How To Ask A Girl Out For Date

If it is a girl you are really interested in your mind might be filled with doubts and insecurities :
What if she says no ?
Am I trying to move too fast ?
Maybe she thought we were just friends and she will be offended if I ask.
All of these fears, although natural and common, are dumb. If you want a date with this girl you have the right to ask her out. Don't allow your life to be ruled by doubt and insecurity.

Brush that shi* off and then you just go right up to the next one and ask.

It's all a numbers game man. One has to say yes.

While being flirty just ask if she'd like to go have dinner and some drinks sometime.
It's really not hard to do.
And if she says no, tell her you're just kidding and you think she's a fat ugly frigid cow.
That'll fix her.

In a loud club.
You : "Would you like to dance?"
Her : "Hahaha, no."
You : "No, I said YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

Just go up to her and yell "skeet skeet" at her. Worked for me twice.

Then they don't want to go out with you, and you get to find that out immediately instead of being strung along for weeks or longer.

i asked a girl out today, she said no and it didn't bother me at all :0

DID SHE SAY IT'S CAUSE YOU'RE FAT? DEMAND ANSWERS!

Was it that roller derby girl we were talking about? :(

Try to fight the urge to finger her pooper while you are asking her out next time.

no, she is waaaayyy out of my league

WELL IF YOU KEEP THAT NEGATIVE ATTITUDE UP IT'S NO WONDER

she dates dudes that are all scrawny rockstar types. i went to a tarantula ad show and she totally went backstage with one of the guys :0

AND YOU JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS

Even Meatloaf got the hotties. You gotta think BIG.

Like Doug.

seriously, don't be like "lol will you be my girlfriend" because that's for fucking 8th graders. just keep seeing her and then we you guys start fucking on a regular basis, start calling her your girlfriend to other people and start holding her hand in public. otherwise there's this whole status compromise and it's just basdhasdasdasdauh