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didn't know you guys knew finnish spitz

The question is can you draw a homeless man urinating on himself?

I am learning firsthand about this vast, unholy Army of Mommies out there and I do not like them. >:

Can people not have a kid without losing their fucking minds?

189.8 pounds today

i haven't been in the 180s for 6 years ;<

Goal is 175, ain't gonna take no time at all son

I weigh like 145. Are you going to stand by let a twitchy little twerp like me get the best of you?

Thanks for the help Gus but it was for an engineering class so it had to look PERFECT and dimensionally correct from a trimetric point of view. I HASTILY DREW A BUNCH OF LOOPS

Milhouse I'm going to pretend that you didn't just lie about your weight so I can have keep this mental image of you as a tiny bobbleheaded dwarf with the head of Alan Ruck circa Ferris Bueller's Day Off

And I'M going to pretend that I'm fucking your Jewish ex-girlfriend

And now I'm drawing a swastika on her forehead with my cum

But that's not nice!

I didn't TRY to draw it, it's just how it came out :rolleyes

Fuck me. Now I have to go on a diet, if only so I can state I weigh less than Eric.

Godammit, those cookies looked good, too. >:

I think so, but I believe they are in the vast minority.

I've been dealing with the PTO mommies as my daughter navigates the first grade, and I hate nearly every single one of them. They are always trying to "one-up" the other with their baked goods, crafty-poo shit for class, chaperoning all the field trips and generally being the goody-two-shoes you KNOW they were in grade school. The kids that always got the gold stars and got to clean the erasers.

YO I CAN BAKE TOO BUT I HAVE TO EARN A LIVING I DONT HAVE A SUGAR MOMMY WHO ALLOWS ME TO SIT AROUND AND PLAN MY DAY AROUND MY 6-YEAR-OLD'S SCHEDULE.

holy fuck I can't remember the last time I actually laughed at something posted around here, but eshuolim you almost made me spit out my drink

I BET IT WAS SOMETHING I POSTED THAT MADE YOU LAUGH LAST TIME.

I actually can't think of a better possible candidate :eek

happy earth day :)

I'm going to litter the fuck out of this stupid planet

I often defecate on earth. Does that make me a bad person?

Its called fertilizing, its a good thing I think.

Human feces is low in nitrogen and phosphorus compared to other animals, and higher in harmful bacteria. So it's not so good as fertiliser.

I actually get asked that a lot at work.

Urine would be more efective

Unless it's frozen

And pushed through a mail slot.

Nitpickers. :rolleyes