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hahaha two funny things i noticed just now when i looked at tim allen's imdb page

#1: his real name is tim allen DICK :lol

#2: right before home improvement started, he was in a movie that dealt heavily with the subject of DRUG TRAFFICKING :lol

executioneer

Aug 3rd, 2006 02:50 AM

number three is, man does tim allen ever look like an ugly lesbian

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2907/Events/2907/TimAllen_Grani_4574225_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_ key=Allen,%20Tim%20(I)

GADZOOKS

Aug 3rd, 2006 10:58 AM

Oh man, that reminds of when I was talking to Mr. Adventure about Home Improvement fanfictions and Mr. Adventure kept refering to him as Tim Dick. I didn't get it until now :(

Seven Force

Aug 3rd, 2006 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer

number three is, man does tim allen ever look like an ugly lesbian

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2907/Events/2907/TimAllen_Grani_4574225_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_ key=Allen,%20Tim%20(I)

He almost looks like my high school typing teacher. :eek

Seven Force

Aug 3rd, 2006 01:13 PM

Who is a woman. :(

She wasn't a dyke though.

Rongi

Aug 3rd, 2006 01:16 PM

SF, what the hell is your avatar from? It looks like a Todd McFarlane toy or something.

Seven Force

Aug 3rd, 2006 01:21 PM

It's Robbie Rotten from Lazytown.

Esuohlim

Aug 3rd, 2006 02:32 PM

I was watching E! True Hollywood Story: Home Improvement on Saturday and found all this out.

Tim Allen owns a car wash in my city. :(

GADZOOKS

Aug 3rd, 2006 03:01 PM

Mr. adventure wants to know how do you phonetically spell out the TIM ALLEN GRUNT.

AUOOOOOOO?

GAUGHOOOUGH?

UGHWOOOO?

What do you kids think? I emailed Tim Allen and whoever is the closest wins a prize.

Seven Force

Aug 3rd, 2006 06:58 PM

AUGHOOOUGH

Pub Lover

Aug 3rd, 2006 08:21 PM

Guys, Seven Force just gave me a link to this guy's site.

Fuck. I'm that guy. :(

I'm going to go jump up and down outside, because that is something that fat fuck wouldn't do. >:

Pub Lover

Aug 3rd, 2006 08:23 PM

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The current cycle has been practically unchanged since I graduated from high school.

I wake up. If I have a new dream I can document, I write details on it first.
I either watch TV or go on my computer. For TV, usually, I check to see if anything is on of interest. If nothing is on, I then go on my computer.
I browse the forums I frequent (mainly now just the Gamestudio forums).
When the forums are "cleaned out", I then do other things, usually typing up some documents in the background waiting for anything new, working on my games I'm developing, or some other rare thing.
I go to bed. In bed, I write details on what has been going on during the day that I can recall as being worthy.

Since high school graduation, this has been almost unchanged. With all the dreams I have and that I want more (300 is high and tempting to me), I began writing details on them. Also, from my blog, I write down details on what's been happening day by day. The part with simply waking up, TV, the forums, and simply going to bed are otherwise the same. How exciting can you get? Since 2001, I've lost interest in video games. Since I have no transportation, I can't go out and do anything.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! :eek

Seven Force

Aug 3rd, 2006 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Weirdo from that site

Finally I can go to Wal-mart again! It's been 20 months or so since I last was in any Wal-mart. Earlier, the older Wal-mart had mirrors all over the place blocking 99% of my access. The only area I could go was maybe just the first 40 square feet into the entrance and not any further. Now that the Wal-mart Supercenter has been opened up, there are no mirrors at all on the ceiling. Although there are some, it's nothing compared to the old one. Rather than 99% of the store being blocked, it's maybe just 2% at the high end and this store has double the area. The ceiling is 18 feet high instead of about 11 (if I recall correctly - back then I didn't know my 45-degree-angle trick). Rather than something like 250 by 150 feet of area, this new one is more around 400 by 250 feet. I was amazed at how big it is and is the largest building in town after the mall (and maybe Menard's), in terms of floor space that is.

Seven Force

Aug 3rd, 2006 08:34 PM

A replicated animated scene from one of my top favorite mud dreams.

What are your mud dreams?

executioneer

Aug 3rd, 2006 08:47 PM

pub lover, no offense and all (i mean i still DO think of you as a creepy shut-in guy) but you are so not in that guy's league

i mean

, come on

Seven Force

Aug 3rd, 2006 08:52 PM

Pub Lover

Aug 3rd, 2006 09:05 PM

So, I was out in the sun jumping around, then I landed badly and twisted my ankle, which is exactly what would happen to El Mulleto, and that made me feel pretty crappy as I hobbled inside.

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Originally Posted by executioneer

pub lover, no offense and all but you are so not in that guy's league

Thanks, Willie. :)

That really cheered me up. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer

i mean i still DO think of you as a creepy shut-in guy

:lol

Well, cheered me up a little. :x

executioneer

Aug 3rd, 2006 09:15 PM

i'm a creepy shut-in guy most of the time too i know what's what when it comes to that

Pub Lover