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Grislygus May 6th, 2008 01:14 PM

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 553670)
"How could you EVER like boobs? It's just a worthless bag of flesh?"

They're an easily accessible dispenser for refreshing drink. Ever try to pump a cock until it gives up enough to quench a thirst? It takes forever.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 01:44 PM

Gus! Car! Hood! Sliding! Where?

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 553716)
everything sexy is wrong


Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 553718)
Britney Spears is wrong

That doesn't make her sexy.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 01:47 PM

, Aristotle.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 553747)
mmm i can fell the love up in here

With your ask, Paul Bunyan?

JediScum May 6th, 2008 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 553703)
Is masturbation wrong? i heard that every time that you do it, you lose vital energy of your soul or something like that

Nah that's every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten...

At least i can put 3 empty kleenex boxes in the recycling, but what to do with a 55 gallon bin of dead cats?

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 03:37 PM

Male Masturbation: Article by Vijay Kumar... The Man who Realized God in 1993

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2008 03:46 PM

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 03:52 PM

I could post quotes from Vijay Kumar's articles all day. They are amusing to me.

For instance I didn't know that men have a monthy cycle that peaks and requires sex or masturbation take place for the man's well being.

Also, without wet wetdreams men would go berserk in society.

Yet we must remember that wanking robs us of the spirit to succeed.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 03:52 PM

Hola edit button! Too many wets. :(

executioneer May 6th, 2008 04:17 PM

wet wet wetdreams, sounds like a sexier version of hungry hungry hippos

JediScum May 6th, 2008 05:09 PM

Never had a wet dream... maybe because i know when to snap 2 or 3 off, and go on with my day.

"what if these women were your mother, sister, or daughter?"

Well, then, I wouldn't fuck them. Stop scaring me dude, I'm already celibate, I don't need paranoia.

And if I did just suddenly leap out of the closet (which I have thought about MANY times)

""What if that man were your father, brother, or son?"

In my case, NOT POSSIBLE!!!! Dad's dead, no kids, and i have one sister.


Shrubfest May 6th, 2008 05:13 PM

Oh, god.....

JediScum May 6th, 2008 05:21 PM

i know, DICKS!!!!

All you gotta do is wash the thing....

A lot.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 553775)
Don't forget Protoclown's list :O

The Geek Hierarchy:

There are some good suggestions in the comments area of the article too


Zomboid May 6th, 2008 05:56 PM

Hey guys! Don't forget, we're posting in a sub-section of I-mockery!


Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 06:00 PM

Dude, stick to your convictions for once & don't read my awful posts. :(

Zomboid May 6th, 2008 06:10 PM

That guy in the picture grisly posted is one ugly fucker.

Chojin May 6th, 2008 06:15 PM

zomboid that comment reminds me of the splatterhouse thread!

the love keeps coming, new splatterhouse planed

Chojin May 6th, 2008 06:20 PM

also that post was not an attack on your person please don't take it that way oh god oh god

Chojin May 6th, 2008 06:21 PM

also, lol @ planing splatterhouse

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 06:30 PM


Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 553799)
woah, as if my spelling caused such trauma...

You did spell it the way most people I know say it.

Chojin May 6th, 2008 06:32 PM

has shrubfest posted a picture yet?

I need it for THE COLLECTION.

Shrubfest May 6th, 2008 06:32 PM

I hadn't thought about it. I actually hate the stuff.
Ah well. Ta for the backup.

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