Children of the Corn remake
 

Wow. I'm only about 20 minutes into this piece of shit and I've already had to stop a few times and do something else. I have a sick habit that necessitates my finishing a movie once I've started it.

The female lead is the most annoying character I've seen in a long time. Her first five minutes made me hate her and want her to die off.

is this the movie they spoof in the simpsons with the bloodening?

No, that's the original Village of the Damned, which was based on the Midwich Cuckoos. Children of the Corn is based on the book of the same name by Stephen King. This is a terrrrrible attempt to make a better adaptation of the book.

I'm sure it's not as bad as Children of the Corn V. Now that was pure torture.

They were still saying it was based on the story by number 5? Wow.