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Randy, you tunin' sonofabitch.
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I wish my foreskin was emo so it would cut itself
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YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOUR FORESKIN WAS EMO BECAUSE SOSA SAID SO?
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How does someone decide at 21 that they want gender reassignment surgery after only starting think about possibly of being the wrong gender 11 months ago?
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But cause it all stated to make sense, you can totally tell from the pictures that you hubby is a woman.
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I'm a dad
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While I was waiting in line for my meds, some guy, maybe 45 years old, was talking to the lady next to him about the spirit that was next to him. Which understandably weirded everyone out. Then, when his prescription card wasn't working, he took it back, and the gist of what he yelled was something like "This is all a crock of... you don't want to know what I know! Fucking Illuminazi bastards!" and stormed out. The next ten minutes were spent laughing, and making sure he wasn't coming back with a gun.
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pretty much you have to want to be a woman before you're sexually active, otherwise its just seen as fetishism. |
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I'm sorry for you!
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Did you eat the placenta?
Congrats, also. |
someone told me you're supposed to like save the after-birth and feed it to your child several months afterwards or some strange magic will befall him
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I think the afterbirth is supposed to be beneficial to the mother and the baby gets the the benefits from the mothers milk. At least that's how it works in the animal kingdom.
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yea ive heard it that way too :(
but it struck me as really odd that people would consider feeding an infant 6 month old placenta :( |
I would think that it might totally overload a baby. Maybe that's how they make super heroes and villains.
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In the animal kingdom, babies are eaten in addition to afterbirth. I think we need to set our bar some other way.
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Thanks. Were saving the placenta. I didn't know about the feeding the placenta to her.
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Turn it into a paste and then rub it on your cock and make her blow you. Just a suggestion.
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Congrats on the baby thing and have fun in parenthood. Real Dads Don't Eat Placentas.
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PLACENTA NACHOS
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT |
Why are you guys still talking about placentas, am I really the only one blown away by that Youtube video FZ just posted?.
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its like bart the general only dragon ball z instead of simpson
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