What did I miss?
 

Please post a bullet point summary of all the things that have occurred while I haven't been posting.

Thanks!

CiG and I are now lovers.

did you miss 10kvg's baby mama crazy bitch identity theft drama?

shrubfest has officially been paired with Sam and memorialized in an offical I-Mockery portrait; eshoulim was distraught

and Tadao is a mod now

Miami Vice is still awesome

EVIL ROBOT STILL RULES

You missed everything TheCoolinator posted in Politics, you missed Microshock's meltdown post x-mas, Chojin hitting him with the banhammer, and him never coming back

I-Mock Orgyfest 2010 was a hit I guess

I AM CLASS PRESIDENT NOWWWWWWW

I thought you were the treasurer.

I'm still not good. :(

ELX IS MY DAUGHTER

You didn't miss anything. We missd you. :(

Sounds like there was a lot going on! :O

Same old same old.

That is still in the unresolved status too last I checked.

10k, what's the news? She still preggers? You force her to get that paternity test? She have to go to trial for the theft yet?

THREAD LINK PLS.

Is this in Loveline? Shit I gotta read about that now.

It started here:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69703811

Then she read this thread:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69701432

And there was a bit of action in the chat thread too, but I forget where exactly

I still don't know. She might be pregnant but now she's not sure whose it is. Last time she tried to contact me was around march 17th. She had to go to court for stealing the 3 grand from me. Then got released. She then got arrested again because she also stole from her ex roommate and her mother. She called me a son of a birch. She then got released to the custody of her parents but then skipped out and is currently on the lam. There are warrants out for her. That's as far as I know though. I don't think the police are looking too hard for her though.

That mess might be raising a child :(

Can you say, "Next Unibomber"?

Can you say, "Jonathan Clement?"

Can you say, "Sam Jr?"

:(

LOL that thread is pure gold.

She's lurking now >:

Also had to reject a facebook friend request.

Apparently when you mention someone stupid they pick up on it.