Is anyone capable of this?
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0qfpFFazLY

i tried all afternoon and managed to cut my hand twice? Am i just weak or something?

Jesus, that teeth one look like it would hurt like hell.

Also, Around the Internet.

I don't think so. I believe they used already opened bottles and placed the cap back on, pre-weakened to opening stress.

No it isn't because you're Asian. I think it's all about technique and a will to drink/survive.

I use a ring on my middle finger, the edge of a countertop, or a sturdy bic lighter. Once you get under the cap at the right angle, just pull swift and hard. That German dood, however, is a beast :eek .

Practice! YOU CAN DO THIS MR. TROPICAL!

I like how you tell them to delete the thread that got replies.

Being the stupid guy I am you'd all expect me to say "I can do that with my anus" well i won't because I'm a rebel and if you want to join my band of rebels then do as I say.

I wont because Im a rebel.

well i do stand up when i wipe my ass.....

I saw a guy on Ripley's do it with his bellybutton...

I think I remember seeing a fat woman open one with her tits on Imsomniac.

back in my bad days when i was about 18 or 19 i used to open beer bottles with my teeth but this one time i was really drunk after a slab or so and accidentally bit the NECK OFF THE BOTTLE. and cut my lip and glasss went all in the bottle. since that nioght i never did that stuff again.

Lying is not allowed on i-Mockery I'm going to have to ask you for your license and registration young man.

i swear on your life this happened. how do i know? cos i was there when it happened!

i assume you were talking to me

I belive that skatermonkey is above the legal drinking age. After all he is vanilla ice.

I can open bottles with things like cigarette lighters and the edges of tables but those bottles look phoney. I guess some ultra-budget european beers have crappy weak tops but even so I doubt the edge of a yellow pages or bit of paper would work.

I had a friend who could open soda cans with his teeth but never beer bottles.

opening soda cans with your teeth is not an accomplishment.

neither is opening beer bottles with your teeth but hey i was young and stupid and i can look back at it and go haha! also ive been told that american heavy strength beer is equivelent to australias mid strength beer. one more thing, I reckon "Vanilla Ice" would be a great name for a drink.

I just drank some non-alchoholic beer and now I regret it.

GARRRFIEEEELLLLDD!

:lol at Gadzooks

I'm sure he appreciates that coming from you!

:lol at Zomboid

I would always put the cap of the bottle against any corner, as in the edge of a table or shelf or something, then whack it downwards with the palm of my hand, and it'd work 100% of the time - but then one day I tried it and the entire top half of the bottle shattered and it went everywhere. IN THE HALLWAY IN A HOTEL.

My old mate Chris could open a bottle with his teeth, when we didn't have a bottle opener he'd always do it for us, until one day he cut his lip and his tongue open and bled everywhere.