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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to distract from and ignore Hickman. MY GIRLFRIEND SENT ME A PICTURE OF ME SLEEPING. IS THIS CREEPY OR NOT. I THINK IT'S CREEPY BUT SHE'S HOT. SO NEGATED CREEPY?
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text cock pics to her
no face, though that's a rookie move |
She damn well already knows what my cock looks like
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I'm definitely getting 'Play Misty For Me' vibes from it, and the fact that my sleeping face looks totally stab-able in the picture doesn't help
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text knife pics to her
no face, though |
WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING TO GIVE HER IDEAS
BEST PLAN EVER |
send her a picture of your penis as though it were a knife and tell her you're going to stab her in the vagina
in self-defense |
SO would that mean I photoshop my hand gripping my dick like a knife, or photoshopping it onto a knife handle
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Photoshop your arm onto your cock and then a small knife into your cock's hand.
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YES
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This sounds totally made up. I wish I could remember who I was talking about :( |
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WE DON'T MAYBE PUB LOVER DOES THOUGH :( |
HE SURE AS HELL DOESN'T
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I'm sure he's created numerous photo-realistic composites.
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LIKE THE ICELANDIC SCULPTURES OF CTULHU, THE AWE-INSPIRING, TERRIBLE GREATNESS CAN ONLY BE VAGUELY HINTED AT
MY COCK SENDS THE UNWORTHY STRAIGHT TO FUCKING AZATHOTH |
It crooks to the right.
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Some lady came in to the deli today, with a helper dog. My co-worker immediately blurted out "Why do you have a dog? You don't look blind."
Holy fuck. He's said all kinds of dumb shit, but I've never actually been embarrassed by him before that. |
Helper, sic balls.
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It's okay that people ignore my posts. I have very little bandwidth where I go normally on this grand Afghan tour and I rarely have the opportunity to re-load pages. Just as long as some people read it and possibly get a 'heh' out of it.
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I just read Ligeia by Edgar Allen Poe. Like. as a book. like made out of paper. I think, i like, book. book. good. bok. i like.
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Why is Jimmy Pardo's "Never Not Funny" podcast only occasionally funny? >:
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Granted I only listened to the very very first five episodes, but I think Pardo is obnoxious and the other two dudes are the funny ones.
I remember watching Pardo's Comedy Central special way long ago and finding it obnoxious too. But everyone loves him! I don't get it. Other guy: It's what they call "close betting". Jimmy Pardo: NOW WHEN YOU SAY THAT ARE YOU SAYING "CLOTHES BETTING" BECAUSE I LIKE THE SHIRT I'VE GOT ON, THANK YOU VERY MUCH :HAHAHAHA" He does that constantly. |
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IT IS MY DUTY AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN TO READ YOUR POSTS. |
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I'd use it around every person I'd recently met and immediately didn't like.
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There's another one too where it's like
Other guy: I swear to you, it was like the dude was lying under oath! Jimmy Pardo: NOW WHEN YOU SAY THAT ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE GUY WAS LYING FACE-DOWN ON THE FLOOR WITH A BIG PIECE OF PAPER ON TOP OF HIM THAT JUST SAYS "OATH" IN BIG BOLD LETTERS :HAHAHAHA This is a professional comedian we're talking about here |
holy shit thats terrible
NOW WHEN YOU SAY HOLY SHIT ARE WE TALKIN' ABOUT A PRIEST BLESSIN' ONE OF MY JOKES :HAHAHA |
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I'm totally going to be the dad that makes jokes like that all the time :(
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That song marks the exact time David Bowie started to suck :(
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"Oh baby just you shut your mouth"
Haven't been around here in awhile and let me say, I think of you guys. Been just really busy with a crap job as of late, hopefully in a week or less I'll be able to come back on here and post away and entertain you guys with my boring old self. TAKE LOTS OF CARE IN THE MEAN TIME!:halloween |
Next you'll tell me you won't post again.
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so guys
if i pay my registration at the DMv will i get my tags right away? or will it still come through the mail |
They will do it by mail.
Because they hate you. |
kahl how old are u
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Old enough to ignore you.
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YEA
so i might as well just pay this shit online then |
So?
Pay it online so you can ignore getting them from the office. |
my tags are like 2 years old. so i wanted to get them from the office if there was a chance i could get them right away, to avoid being on the road with really old tags. ;/ i dont want to get pulled over.
hence why i asked if i would get them right away :( |
I petition to schedule a Synchtube for the near future.
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Kahl, your car is old enough, buy a new one.
;( Fathom good luck with that on the internet. |
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IF YOU TOLD ME HOW OLD U WERE I COULD TELL YOU HOW TO GET THEM RIGHT AWAY >:
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I FEEL AS THOUGH IM ABOUT TO BE DECIEVED
thanks willie i guess ill drive down there tomorrow and pick them up |
yeah i dont know shit i was just curious
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GUESS YOULL HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY BRITHDAT
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j/k, good night guys
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maybe you should readjust into not being a bitch
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I finally readjusted my sleep schedule too. It took over a week! I had to go to sleep 2 hours early each day until it finally kind of rolled back to normal.
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That's normally what happens to me, especially so when I'm at school. I've lost track of what day it is. Not really a good thing when you've got to be at a lot of different classes on different days.
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haha i can only make dramatic adjustments to my sleep schedule by skipping sleep for a day :(
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so there's this hawt punk rock chick in my bio class that i've been talking to lately. she's got a lip ring and long black hair and nerd glasses and she wears iggy pop t-shirts sometimes and basically i want to fuck her real bad but i haven't gotten her number yet because i'm a coward.
also she's 24 and i'm 21 does that matter help me out here, nerds |
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I would ask for it on monday but i have class right after bio
WHAT DO I DO |
QUIT BEING A LITTLE BITCH BABY AND SAY "HEY, YOU WANNA GET SOME COFFEE LATER?"
BAM |
...shit yeah i guess it is that simple. IVE EVEN FUCKING DONE THAT BEFORE WITH OTHER GIRLS
thnx fz xoxox |
HOT COFFEE
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HOT DICKINGS
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WITH DICK COFFEE
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I've procrastinated enough; it's time to make my motherfucking pumpkin pie cheesecake, bitches
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Just found my new favorite drink. No idea how it tastes yet
This is seriously the campaign for it. |
Hahahahaha
Sexism is BACK, baby |
I hope it has extra prune juice and ends up giving a bunch of guys the shits.
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RONGI
DOES UNCLE SAMMY HAVE TO FLY OVER THERE AND SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE? BECAUSE I'LL DRINK ALL YOUR BOOZE AND SMOKE ALL YOUR WEED AND BANG ALL YOUR WOMEN. AND IF YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS I'LL MAKE FUN OF THEM AND THEY'LL HATE YOU FOREVER. |
Hi guys.
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YOU'RE NEXT.
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SAM WONt Smoke ANYBODIES WEED OR EAT ANY WEED BROWNIES
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I'M A REBEL BABY
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A BABY REBEL
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NO
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A MUPPET BABY REBEL
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hurrrr |
:pickle
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FREUDIAN EMOTICON SLIP
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CAPSCAPSCAPS I'M LEAVING WHERE I'M CURRENTLY AT SOON, WHICH IS GOOD. WORKING OUT IN A POLISH GYM IS WEIRD BECAUSE EVERYONE STARES AT YOU LIKE THEY WANT TO RAPE YOU AND THEY ALL LIFT REALLY LIGHT WEIGHT AND YOU HAVE TO CONVERT EVERYTHING FROM KG TO LB SUCH A PAIN
<3 U GUYS |
SINCE THEY'RE POLISH THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF THERE'S ANY CHANCE THAT YOU'RE A FAN OF A RIVAL SOCCER TEAM WHO NEEDS HIS TEETH IMMEDIATELY PUMMELED INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A BRICK
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AND THEN RAPED
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IT'S ALL KINDS OF VICIOUS SEXY IN POLAND
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Yeah america, join the rest of the world. And start emaciating yourselves too.
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WE'LL GLADLY KEEP OUR FUCKTARDED MEASUREMENT SYSTEM, THANK YOU. WE'LL CELEBRATING BY CONTINUING TO DRINK ALCOHOL IN OUR SPORTS STADIUMS, AS GOD INTENDED
THEN WE'LL STARE IN A PUZZLED WAY AT THE POOR BASTARDS ACROSS THE OCEAN DRINKING BAVRIL |
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Thrash0 IS terrible and always has been terrible, Rongi.
I regret ever acknowledging him making anything funny. PS: Thrash0 do you hate it when you get cut off by them gangsta thugz? I do too. |
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I believe you can call him toll free at 1-800-234-6281
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He might be with admiral schmidlap though.
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Nah, dude is hanging out on his sugar yacht with General Mills.
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