Sounds like a plot for a made-for-TV movie - Young Super Soakers.

Presented by ABC Family.
Do they still have Friday family movie nights?

I'm in Austin too. All the smoke in the air is kinda freaking me out a bit. I don't want to have to decide what I want to save and what to leave behind.

OH NO NOT TEXAS. HOW WILL WE MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES NOW

YOU CANNOT GIVE YOURSELF REPUTATION

I live in San Antonio. Have you not seen all the things I say about Mexicans?

If you don't have Texas, that means all of our Mexicans will lower YOUR property values.

Oh shit I have seen the error of my ways yet again :(

that's great, give me some fucking reputation.

I hope when the wildfires get to Austin, I don't turn to begging for reputation. I'm hoping to keep my dignity.

because we're all class acts here

when the fires come for us, they will only spare the most popular internet personalities.

You have something in common with a certain former poster who shall not be named for fear of calling him back from the lurking depths. (Don't say his name three times, lest death and destruction befall you!)

And I don't mean Pubbles. :(

guys 9/11 is in 3 days

how u gonna do it up bros

Already celebrating our own special disaster here in SEPA - Second flood in 7 days. :underwater

Hey, Mother Nature, ship some of this wetness down to central Texas, would ya? >:

Texas? All my exes live there

Speaking of that, I noticed the first stop on Mockery's tour with Keith Apicary was in Portland, Oregon. Mockery is lucky he wasn't a child or a member of a non white race or things may have gotten dicey :chatter

Sup

Nuttin' brah. Sup witchoo?

Job hunting. It sucks.

Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins found in hot tub with naked man wearing dog collar.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >:>:>:>:>:

Maybe all this fire will stir up pacman...who also lives in Austin.

I thought he lived in WPB?