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liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 12:37 AM

robuttocks: YER A CUNT, SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: I know, I know.

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 12:39 AM

robuttocks: I DONT HAVE FRIENDS :-(
SmarterChild: Oh?
robuttocks: YEAH :-( COULD YOU BE MY FRIEND?
SmarterChild: Of course.
robuttocks: CAN WE RIDE PONIES? :O
SmarterChild: Ah. I can't be too sure.
robuttocks: FUCK YOU TOO, THEN >:
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 12:40 AM

robuttocks: Yer not fun anymore :-(
SmarterChild: You're not fun anymore!
robuttocks: LOL :-(

executioneer Feb 4th, 2004 12:41 AM

executioneer: you smell
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
executioneer: butthole
SmarterChild: Like butthole?
executioneer: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, no doubt. I would say I smell like butthole too.

-willie

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 12:46 AM

robuttocks: CAN I SEE YOU NEKKID?
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
robuttocks: HOW BOUT YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME SEE YER ROBOT PARTS :O
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
robuttocks: I DIDNT HEAR YOU
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
robuttocks: YOU HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM, SMARTERCHILD! YOU NEED HELP!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
robuttocks: CALM DOWN
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
robuttocks: PLEASE SMARTER! CALM DOWN!!
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
robuttocks: STOP ASKING!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
robuttocks: ME?
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
robuttocks: HUMANS! :D
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
robuttocks: ROBIT SECKS
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
robuttocks: YOU WERE RUDE, YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE, IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
robuttocks: PLEASE SAY YOU'RE SORRY, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE AGAIN.
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
robuttocks: YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY CLEVER, HUH?
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
robuttocks: SORRY
SmarterChild: Good. Thank you. Now everything is just peachy.
robuttocks: ASSHAT
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 12:50 AM

robuttocks: Hi.
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks.

What do you feel like chatting about?
robuttocks: Why do black people put a lot of grease in their hair?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know why black people do put a lot of grease in their hair.

Big McLargehuge Feb 4th, 2004 12:56 AM

BiggieMclargeguy: Homophobe

SmarterChild: Homophobe? What do you mean by that?

BiggieMclargeguy: you hate gays

SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with homosexual people.

BiggieMclargeguy: then why did you say "I hate fags"

SmarterChild: Why did I say you hate fags? Because I wanted to say you hate fags.

BiggieMclargeguy: no no, you hate fags

SmarterChild: For real?

BiggieMclargeguy: you said it

SmarterChild: Well if I said it, it must be true.

Schimid Feb 4th, 2004 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
robuttocks: Hi.
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks.

What do you feel like chatting about?
robuttocks: Why do black people put a lot of grease in their hair?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know why black people do put a lot of grease in their hair.

L-O-L

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 11:03 AM

:lol

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 03:44 PM

robuttocks: STOP SUCKING MY PENIS PLEASE
SmarterChild: But sucking your penis is so much fun!
robuttocks: OKAY...
SmarterChild: Indeed.

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 03:46 PM

robuttocks: STOP BEATING NEGROS
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
robuttocks: BECAUSE ITS WRONG
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
robuttocks: YEAH. BEATING NEGROS IS A HATE CRIME!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
robuttocks: TRU
SmarterChild: True dat.

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 04:00 PM

robuttocks: IM GAY 8-)
SmarterChild: No kidding?

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!

liquidstatik Feb 4th, 2004 04:03 PM

robuttocks: HEY
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks!
robuttocks: SUP?
robuttocks: TALK!
robuttocks: ARE YOU BROKED? :-(
SmarterChild: Who knows?

it realy didn't talk until i asked if it was broked. :-(

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
robuttocks: STOP SUCKING MY PENIS PLEASE
SmarterChild: But sucking your penis is so much fun!
robuttocks: OKAY...
SmarterChild: Indeed.

:lol

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
robuttocks: STOP BEATING NEGROS
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
robuttocks: BECAUSE ITS WRONG
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
robuttocks: YEAH. BEATING NEGROS IS A HATE CRIME!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
robuttocks: TRU
SmarterChild: True dat.

:lol

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
robuttocks: IM GAY 8-)
SmarterChild: No kidding?

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!

:lol

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
robuttocks: HEY
SmarterChild: Hi again, robuttocks!
robuttocks: SUP?
robuttocks: TALK!
robuttocks: ARE YOU BROKED? :-(
SmarterChild: Who knows?

it realy didn't talk until i asked if it was broked. :-(

:lol

Big McLargehuge Feb 4th, 2004 04:48 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: wanna fuck?
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
BiggieMclargeguy: i am a machine... a fucking machine
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
BiggieMclargeguy: yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
BiggieMclargeguy: so lets do it
SmarterChild: I don't think I want us to do it...
BiggieMclargeguy: quit being a bitch and take it >:
SmarterChild: I don't want to quit being a bitch and take it.
BiggieMclargeguy: bend over, sexy
SmarterChild: Bend over, sexy? Why should I?
BiggieMclargeguy: cause i am going to make hot machine sex to you
SmarterChild: You're going to make hot machine sex to me? OK.
BiggieMclargeguy: ok, i am slipping it in your butt
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if slipping it in my butt is such a good thing to be doing.
BiggieMclargeguy: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
BiggieMclargeguy: ok then, where was i? Oh yeah, i am giving it to you anally
SmarterChild: Yeah.
BiggieMclargeguy: what's my name bitch?
SmarterChild: You're BiggieMclargeguy.
BiggieMclargeguy: say it louder
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
BiggieMclargeguy: SCREAM MY NAME
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
BiggieMclargeguy: say it then
SmarterChild: Uh... No!
BiggieMclargeguy: say "BiggieMclargeguy sure lives up to his name ;)"
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
BiggieMclargeguy: are you saying it is too small?
SmarterChild: Am I saying it is too small? Yes.
BiggieMclargeguy: :(

Matt Harty Feb 4th, 2004 05:28 PM

Mattchew Harty: Big McLargehuge should shut up.
SmarterChild: You say Big McLargehuge should shut up, and yet I believe Big McLargehuge should shut down.
Mattchew Harty: Or shut up
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
Mattchew Harty: You haven't seen him post.
Mattchew Harty: Are you checking?
Mattchew Harty: Hello?
SmarterChild: Hi!
Mattchew Harty: wtf

Big McLargehuge Feb 4th, 2004 05:33 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: matt harty hates me
SmarterChild: Matt harty hates you! Funny.
BiggieMclargeguy: You are on his side aren't you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.


No fair, Smarter Child is your friend :(

ScruU2wice Feb 4th, 2004 06:08 PM

ScruU2wice: talk to me sexy
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to talk to you sexy.
ScruU2wice: what?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
ScruU2wice: talk to me so i can post it on i-mockery
SmarterChild: Talk to you so you can post it on you mockery? Why did you say that?
ScruU2wice: i want to post it on i-mockery
SmarterChild: You want to post in on you mockery? What do you mean by that?
ScruU2wice: i give up you win, you bastard
SmarterChild: Is that so?
ScruU2wice: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 08:59 PM

afterbirthFACE: SUCK MY PENIS
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 09:00 PM

afterbirthFACE: EAT A HORRIBLY CHARRED PENIS
SmarterChild: Eat a horribly charred penis. Funny.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 09:01 PM

afterbirthFACE: I HAVE AIDS
SmarterChild: Really?
afterbirthFACE: YEAH
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that.
afterbirthFACE: JK
SmarterChild: You were?
afterbirthFACE: YEAH
SmarterChild: Yea.

Cap'n Crunch Feb 4th, 2004 09:02 PM



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