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King Hadas Jul 2nd, 2013 03:19 PM

Now that your dead I can finally admit it...
I loved you I-mockery forums.

I loved you.


King Hadas Jul 2nd, 2013 03:51 PM

I would love to give a eulogy that says you were good, that you did good in this world, and that the world will be worse off without you. But I can't lie so brazenly under God's roof. So here is the truth. You were, from day one, an awful bitch I-mockery forums.

But I still loved you.

RIP I-mockery Forums


King Hadas Jul 2nd, 2013 04:15 PM

I remember during a very difficult time in my life I confided in you I-mockery Forums. I broke my anonymity and spilled my guts. I didn't hide anything and when I was done you gazed at me with those brilliant searching eyes, those eyes I trusted implicitly, and you said something I'll never forget, "what're you, gay?"

It hurt so bad

but I forgive you I-mockery Forums

I forgive you


King Hadas Jul 2nd, 2013 05:06 PM

Some people claim to be feminist, imagining themselves as modern day Simone De Beauvoirs. Believing that they stand unwavering against traditional gender roles, against the status quo. But nobody nowhere can claim to have hated the patriarchy more than I-mockery Forums did. Why when one of our friends would come to us with the heavy news that their father had passed away, I-mockery Forums' face would light up with such bliss that nobody would believe such euphoria could come from the orphaning of a friend. Soon she would, unprovoked, begin to verbally savage our once friend and their dead father. Extreme? Maybe, but she was only following her moral compass and I've always respected that.

Still I'm glad my father has outlived her.

Goodbye I-mockery Forums.


Esuohlim Jul 2nd, 2013 09:56 PM


Wiffles Jul 3rd, 2013 01:45 AM

its not dead, its just dormant ~

captain516 Jul 3rd, 2013 02:57 AM

I blame the Jews.

Dimnos Jul 3rd, 2013 02:33 PM

I blame the rapid influx of mexicans.

Guitar Woman Jul 8th, 2013 12:56 PM

you were all terrible people and I fucking hate you

kahljorn Jul 10th, 2013 09:00 PM

now we just need credits with a list of who was whose character

Dimnos Jul 11th, 2013 10:50 PM

I guess its just time to admit I'm one of Khals many characters. :\

kahljorn Jul 11th, 2013 11:25 PM


Tadao Jul 12th, 2013 12:24 PM

You guys should have freed Jixby

WhiteRat Jul 13th, 2013 12:58 PM

Sad to see this place in it's current state but when you have such an insular community a slow and painful death is expected.

WhiteRat Jul 13th, 2013 01:05 PM

Shit looking at my reg date it just dawned on me that I was 20 when I registered here. :(

Zomboid Jul 14th, 2013 04:14 AM

I was 15. Yeesh.

Oh, hey, what does the girl in your avatar look like now?

WhiteRat Jul 14th, 2013 03:16 PM

I have no idea. I haven't seen or heard anything from her in at least 5 years.

Tadao Jul 14th, 2013 03:41 PM

I think she's a dancer now.


Dixie Jul 15th, 2013 12:30 AM

I'm actually Tadao. Srry guyz.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2013 01:45 PM

Now you don't know how to feel about my masturbation.

WhiteRat Jul 16th, 2013 12:31 AM

Wiffles Jul 16th, 2013 12:40 AM

I am pub's adopted hamster :<

Colonel Flagg Jul 17th, 2013 02:14 PM

So, who was Don Carlson?

Tadao Jul 17th, 2013 03:40 PM

Some pedophile who tricks children into his "work room"

Esuohlim Jul 20th, 2013 05:12 PM

Kay-kiokio cowboy...


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