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Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 12:33 PM

Wow, only Seven minutes? I thought I had passed out for longer than that. :x

Chojin Mar 26th, 2006 12:37 PM

hi!

Chojin Mar 26th, 2006 12:37 PM

hi!

Staxeon Mar 26th, 2006 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Yeah, we broke the php, & it puts up that No Posts In Topic message.

That's why we used have the Page Break rule, Esuohlim. :(

Hey Staxeon, who the fuck are you? >:

I'm an intruder, but I promise to not shit on your pizza.

How the hell are ya?

Chojin Mar 26th, 2006 12:40 PM

Staxeon, I hate your avatar and am not entirely convinced that you aren't Womti.

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 12:41 PM

I thought he was Womti?

Chojin Mar 26th, 2006 12:45 PM

I need evidence before I can make an arrest.

Haven't you ever played Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? :rolleyes

Staxeon Mar 26th, 2006 12:48 PM

Um, no never played that. Though I vaguely remember the gay show from PBS or something.

Who the hell is Womti?

Aw, you don't like the Tanuki avatar? Shit, better find a new one....

Chojin Mar 26th, 2006 12:50 PM

Uh huh.

Anyway as you're aware we're comedy art fags here and we hate internet pop culture. So just get something original if you don't want to be disregarded.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
hi!

Hi Hi Hi! :D

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
hi!

Hello! :)

We don't talk in IM because I'm a boring ass. But buddy, I think you're cute & cool. :(

Chojin Mar 26th, 2006 12:52 PM

pub that shirt i'm wearing in pyph is totally a bitch shirt (ie really long and you don't wear anything else but it) which is ironic because it represents an organization of manly men construction demolitioners.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Staxeon
I'm an intruder, but I promise to not shit on your pizza.

How the hell are ya?

Shit on my pizza would be an imporvement, but sadly not vegan.

How the hell am I? I'm drunk, & the overload of happy is making me frantic. :D

How the hell are you?

PS, I agree with Chojin, that Furry avatar sucks.

I hate my avatar. :(

Chojin Mar 26th, 2006 12:55 PM

you have my permission to change your avatar too, pub

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotida
I thought he was Womti?

If he is Womti, he's stepped the obnoxious down to Canadian levels, & it'll be the first time he fooled me.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
you have my permission to change your avatar too, pub

That overrules Sam. :yay!

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Anyway as you're aware we're comedy art fags here and we hate internet pop culture. So just get something original if you don't want to be disregarded.

While I know that to be true, it got an 'Uh Oh' out of me. Oh man, Guys.

Chojin Mar 26th, 2006 01:07 PM

Why an uh oh ;<

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Why an uh oh ;<

Because I can't think of a single avatar that I've had that wasn't stamped internet fag all over it, even that pic of Roger Barr I used for a year.

When I just tried to save that picture of you, I couldn't remember your real name, so the folder for you was seemingly invisible. :creepystalkerpubjokething

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
an 'Uh Oh'

An! Even when too drunk to stop from pissing down my legs I've got better grammar than most of the internet. >:

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Staxeon

I do not like this avatar either.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 01:21 PM

NOT A Page Break. :esuohlim

Staxeon Mar 26th, 2006 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Staxeon

I do not like this avatar either.

Well it'll have to do for now anyway. Seeing as I'm at work with no access to pshop, and only have a few things to choose from.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 01:27 PM

Just use this as an avatar man you'll be popular around here in no time


Staxeon Mar 26th, 2006 01:34 PM

Who's that? And what's with the brown felt shirt he's wearing?

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 02:06 PM

He's Mexican.

I only know about Carlos Mencia because of these boards.

Staxeon Mar 26th, 2006 02:11 PM

I think I'm seen him on Comedy Central.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Stop drinking and let the spermies rebuild their empire you lush.

Had me laughing for a whole minute. :lol

My belly started hurting so I stopped. :x

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 02:16 PM

You had to drag it up here??

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 02:19 PM

I don't like gaying up other threads with my bullshit, It's one of the conditions for my ban bail.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
He's Mexican.

Pffft, no he isn't.

Emu Mar 26th, 2006 02:27 PM

He's HONDURAN >:

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 02:31 PM

Like I care. :rolleyes

As I said, I only know him from these boards. You could tell me Tony Danza is Mexican & I would believe it.

Chojin Mar 26th, 2006 02:36 PM

I don't know where it was said but Terra had made some typical statement about someone masturbating to Lotida pictures.

And it reminded me that Lotida's never posted a picture of herself.

So she should do that, so the person whom I can't remember can get on with their theoretical masturbation.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 02:51 PM

Esuohlim. He's never posted his picture either.

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
And it reminded me that Lotida's never posted a picture of herself.

I posted one along time ago. I think I left it up for a week. I haven't posted any since then because I am not too excited about the freaky boys on here photoshopping me with internet cum all over my face.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 02:54 PM

It doesn't have to be internet cum. ;<

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
I think it would take the better part of 20 minutes to get naked pictures of Pub from the source.

Only that long because I'd have to find a working digital camera. :(


:lol

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotida
I posted one along time ago. I think I left it up for a week. I haven't posted any since then because I am not too excited about the freaky boys on here photoshopping me with internet cum all over my face.

If it happens enough you'll learn about "indifference" baby. :D

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 08:46 PM

Or it will give you more fodder for trite "every1 luvs me" posts.

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Or it will give you more fodder for trite "every1 luvs me" posts.

I don't think everyone loves me, Milhouse... just you!! :orgasm

ArrowX Mar 26th, 2006 09:17 PM

I like lotida, but she don't like me :(

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
I like lotida, but she don't like me :(

Why do you say that? I like everyone! Well.....almost everyone!

Unless you are giving Terra shit... I don't like that.

Terra Mar 27th, 2006 12:33 AM

So you had better watch out Mr. Arrowx and don't gay up your chances. All I have to do is drop a dime on you and Lotida's hammer comes down.

The Tampon Jihad is here you miserable shit.

ArrowX Mar 27th, 2006 12:39 AM

I didn't mention you, terra I don't want to sully the nonexitent feud between us by starting it in this thread.

I was just saying lotida makes me :lol

Terra Mar 27th, 2006 12:41 AM

No you were posting that you didn't think Lotida liked you.

Get it correct you little dickens or go and blow some more Moosie peter and keep yourself occupied and away from here.

Wash your eyes out too.

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Just use this as an avatar man you'll be popular around here in no time



Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:54 AM

Haha that chick in the boondocks sure says "nigga" a lot.

P.S. fuck you adult swim

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 12:58 AM

I DO BELIEVE IT'S MAD LIBS TIME GUYS COME ON

NOUN
NOUN
NOUN

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 12:59 AM

Tower

Fox

Wing

Johnny Couth Mar 27th, 2006 12:59 AM

Penis
Vagina
Penis

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 01:00 AM

NOUN
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 01:01 AM

Cat

Tongue

Vixens

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 01:03 AM

ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 01:04 AM

delicious
faggy
pee-stained

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 01:06 AM

ADJECTIVE
ADVERB
VERB

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 01:08 AM

Red

Slowly

Tie

Schimid Mar 27th, 2006 01:08 AM

runny!
spooning!
pounce!

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 01:09 AM

VERB
VERB
VERB-ING

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 01:09 AM

spooning is not a adverb mister

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 01:10 AM

cock
block
cockblocking

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 01:10 AM

In all fairness I could use it for the verb-ing :(

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 01:10 AM

Eat
Jump
Catching

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 01:11 AM

TERRAIN
BODY PART
BODY PART

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 01:12 AM

Cliff

Hand

Nose

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 01:12 AM

swamp
"weiner"
nostril

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 01:13 AM

BODY PART
EMOTION
CONTAINER

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 01:14 AM

That's it it's a short one :/

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 01:15 AM

Leg

Love

Box

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 01:18 AM

thumb
mopey
butthole

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 01:21 AM

EXCERPT FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND (this one's weird the words are all out of order)

Soon her "weiner" fell on a delicious glass butthole that was lying under the penis: she opened it and found in it a very faggy fox, on which the words "Pounce Me" were beautifully marked in vixens. "Well, I'll eat it," said Alice, "and if it makes me grow larger, I can cock the wing; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can jump under the cat; so either way I'll get into the cliff, and I don't care which happens!"

She ate a little bit, and said slowly to herself, "Which tongue? Which tongue?," holding her nostril on the top of her leg to feel which way it was spooning, and she was quite mopey to find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and pee-stained for life to go on in the runny way.

So she set to work, and very soon finished off the fox.


The beginning was funny :(

executioneer Mar 27th, 2006 01:23 AM

request title change to "delicious glass butthole" plz mods

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 01:35 AM

Sorry for fucking up your mad-libs.

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 01:40 AM

Quit with the Pub Lover-esque self-esteem would ya? >:

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 01:41 AM

I'm not trying to imitate Pub for chrissake.

Esuohlim Mar 27th, 2006 01:45 AM

If it's any consolation I have no beefs with you xbx I made it clear that you were cool in my book when you PMed me a Chrono Trigger ROM a while back :(

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 01:47 AM

Thanks. You're alright too.

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 01:51 AM

Quote:

In total there are 8 users online :: 3 Registered, 1 Hidden and 4 Guests
Somebody doesn't want us to know that they're there.

Terra Mar 27th, 2006 10:51 AM

I read in the new rules that people who used their hidden status were going to be called out by the admin. Unless they are the admin.

Rez Mar 27th, 2006 05:01 PM

like they have the time for that :rolleyes

xbxDaniel Mar 27th, 2006 05:24 PM

I guess the Last Poster Wins thread revival is taking up all of Pub's time now.

MarioRPG Mar 27th, 2006 05:33 PM

I'm sure we'll see a return of Pub far too soon.

Big McLargehuge Mar 27th, 2006 08:01 PM

i wish i had a cool pink dancing avatar :(

Terra Mar 28th, 2006 12:40 AM

A pink one.



BlueOatmeal Mar 28th, 2006 01:21 AM

Anybody played that new Dreamcast game "Under Defeat"? That shit is HOT!

executioneer Mar 28th, 2006 01:55 AM

YAY TITLE CHANGE :eek

xbxDaniel Mar 28th, 2006 04:43 PM

I had a dreamcast once.

Marc Summers Mar 28th, 2006 04:49 PM

I still have mine and I still play SA2 and Power Stone 2 even though they freeze up oh goddamn I wish that didn't happen >:

The Retro Kat Mar 28th, 2006 05:02 PM

I don't have a gaming system...I feel like a fag...I use my roommate's xbox and ps2, though.

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 28th, 2006 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
A pink one.



For some reason that picture frightens me, and reminds me of that visor Joe Bonham wore over his horribly disfigured face in the film adaption of Johnny Got His Gun.

Terra Mar 28th, 2006 05:46 PM

It scares me too but MLE spent a half hour on it and I like the pink and she did a great job! >:

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 28th, 2006 05:51 PM

Hey I'm not saying that it sucks or something. I just thought it looked disturbing, in a cool way, but mostly scary.

MarioRPG Mar 28th, 2006 05:55 PM

Hey, pox is an artist for the Alphabet Of Manliness? Way to inform me
http://alphabetofmanliness.com/?u=artists

Terra Mar 28th, 2006 05:56 PM

Well you had better watch yourself mister! Or else MLE and the man of the house will do even more awesomely perverted things to my image.

Terra Mar 28th, 2006 05:56 PM

My response was to sniper

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 28th, 2006 05:58 PM

Kinky. I don't want any trouble.lol

King Hadas Mar 28th, 2006 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
It scares me too but MLE spent a half hour on it and I like the pink and she did a great job! >:

Then why haven't you made it your avatar yet?

xbxDaniel Mar 29th, 2006 11:00 AM

A mad lib:

1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. A First Name
4. Past Tense Verb
5. A First Name
6. Adjective
7. Adjective
8. Plural Noun
9. Large Animal
10. Small Animal
11. A Girl's Name
12. Adjective
13. Plural Noun
14. Adjective
15. Plural Noun
16. Number 1-50
17. Number
18. Number

Seven Force Mar 29th, 2006 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sniperwulf
Hey I'm not saying that it sucks or something. I just thought it looked disturbing, in a cool way, but mostly scary.

I'm saying it sucks.

Fathom Zero Mar 29th, 2006 11:43 PM

1.Spunky
2.Goldenrod
3.Roberto
4.Barfed
5.Nikki
6.Pretentious
7.Conservative
8.Knives
9.Blue Whale
10.Ferret
11.Candy
12.Spiritual
13.Chains
14.Adventurous
15.Skittles
16.25
17.16
18.4


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