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Matt Harty Jul 13th, 2004 02:49 PM

SHUTUP

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 02:55 PM

I don't get how you still have less than half a G in posts, Sajuuk. :confused

You post all the fucking time. >:

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 02:56 PM

I'm gonna post crap now, just to get to my 2G. >:

Matt Harty Jul 13th, 2004 02:57 PM

:3

HickMan Jul 13th, 2004 02:57 PM

Lamer

Sajuuk Jul 13th, 2004 02:58 PM

I bet you know what you wanted. I bet I have what you wanted.

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 02:58 PM


I was an innocent little girl.

Matt Harty Jul 13th, 2004 02:59 PM

oh a story :o

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:00 PM


Then I was corrupted by the sucking of my first cock...

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:02 PM


Ever since I have fantazised sucking every man's cock I see.

I wonder if Wolverine has a blade that shoots out his cock... that would be a great way to die, with a metal spike through the back of my head as he shoots his load...

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:04 PM


See, I'm all ready for it... Oh Hugh Jackman, I want your cock...

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:08 PM


This guy is getting his cocked sucked by me.

(on a side note, I was dissapointed to note that only porn was returned for a search of 'cock sucker')

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:11 PM


I was going to caption this with something about cocksucking
practise, but the idea is less appealing now that I just shot my
load accross the desk. :/

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:13 PM


Not really guys, that would be gross. :x

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:15 PM


Anyway, I'm now an old lady, that still loves the cock. :orgasm

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:16 PM

The End.

OMG, this is my 1983rd post, I was born in 1983, OMG, OMG! :eek

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:18 PM


This is Professor Kevin Warwick.

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:19 PM


I hate Professor Kevin Warwick. >:

Sajuuk Jul 13th, 2004 03:21 PM

:3

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:23 PM


Professor Kevin Warwick talks alot of bollocks about his field of 'knowledge'. >:

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:24 PM


This is Professor Stephen Hawking.

HickMan Jul 13th, 2004 03:25 PM

:lol

HickMan Jul 13th, 2004 03:26 PM

QUIT POSTING

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:26 PM


I hate Professor Steven Hawking. >:

HickMan Jul 13th, 2004 03:26 PM

>:

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
QUIT POSTING

FUCK OFF! >:

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:28 PM

Professor Steven Hawking talks alot of bollocks about his field of 'knowledge'. >:

HickMan Jul 13th, 2004 03:30 PM

:aok HOLY SHIT I DID MISS A LOT! WHEN DID THAT BECOME AN EMOTICON???

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:31 PM


This is Professor Donald Brownlee.

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:32 PM


I like Professor Donald Brownlee. :)

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:35 PM


Professor Donald Brownlee knows his shit, & while Professor Donald Brownlee doesn't look it, Professor Donald Brownlee is very cool. >:

HickMan Jul 13th, 2004 03:35 PM

1992 posts :o they're doing I Love 1992 today...CONSPIRACY :eek

HickMan Jul 13th, 2004 03:36 PM

damn 1993 posts >:

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:37 PM

If Professor Donald Brownlee was here, he would tell you to Shut The Fuck Up! >:

That is how cool Professor Donald Brownlee is. >:

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:39 PM

If Professor Kevin Warwick or Professor Steven Hawking were here, I would donkey punch them in the face till they cried. >:

That is how much I hate Professor Kevin Warwick and Professor Steven Hawking. >:

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:40 PM

I wish I was a Professor. :(

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:41 PM

I would be the type of Professor that I hate. >:

HickMan Jul 13th, 2004 03:42 PM

NothInG Good EveR comes from you :<

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:43 PM

If I was a Professor, I would talk total bollocks about my so called field of 'knowledge'. :lol

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
NothInG Good EveR comes from you :<

SHUT UP & FUCK OFF! >:

HickMan Jul 13th, 2004 03:45 PM

I'm sorry :( Hug

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:46 PM

If I was a Professor right now, I would donkey punch myself in the face till I cried. >:

That is how much I would love to be a Professor. :(




HOLY JESUS, I HAVE MADE IT TO 2000 POSTS! I ROCK THE POSTCOUNT FIGHT THREAD! >:

Pub Lover Jul 13th, 2004 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
I'm sorry :( Hug

You've been away. No one here missed you. >:

HickMan Jul 13th, 2004 03:49 PM

I HEAR-TALK THAT I MISSED THREE DAYS OF PURE BLISS >:

Sajuuk Jul 13th, 2004 03:51 PM

bow pow

Esuohlim Jul 13th, 2004 05:39 PM

PUB, CAN YOU POSSIBLY RAISE YOUR POST COUNT ABOVE MINE IN A MATTER OF DAYS? I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT HERE, YOU KNOW?

Big McLargehuge Jul 13th, 2004 06:30 PM

Lets talk about me :(

Esuohlim Jul 13th, 2004 06:35 PM

CHANGE YOUR AVATAR AND MAYBE WE WILL

GADZOOKS Jul 13th, 2004 06:39 PM

What's wrong with that horses leg?

Big McLargehuge Jul 13th, 2004 06:41 PM

It's stepping on a flower just to show it who is boss, cause it is a badass pegasus >:

GADZOOKS Jul 13th, 2004 06:45 PM

MUSICAL GUEST: LAMBCHOP!

Big McLargehuge Jul 13th, 2004 06:46 PM

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS :(

GADZOOKS Jul 13th, 2004 06:47 PM

Actually the song just ended, turns out lambchop is a sad old man with a poor man's orchestra :(

Big McLargehuge Jul 13th, 2004 06:51 PM

YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND

GADZOOKS Jul 13th, 2004 06:51 PM

LOOSE YOUR SOUL TO THE KINGS OF ROCK AND ROLL.

Big McLargehuge Jul 13th, 2004 06:55 PM

SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS

Esuohlim Jul 13th, 2004 06:57 PM

EVERY GAL IN CONSTANTINOPLE
LIVES IN ISTANBUL, NOT CONSTANTINOPLE
SO IF YOU'VE A DATE IN CONSTANTINOPLE
SHE'LL BE WAITING IN INSTANBUL

Big McLargehuge Jul 13th, 2004 07:00 PM

singing is dumb

GADZOOKS Jul 13th, 2004 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
EVERY GAL IN CONSTANTINOPLE
LIVES IN ISTANBUL, NOT CONSTANTINOPLE
SO IF YOU'VE A DATE IN CONSTANTINOPLE
SHE'LL BE WAITING IN INSTANBUL

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why yhey changed it I CAN'T SAY
People just liked it better that WAY!

Jixby Phillips Jul 13th, 2004 07:41 PM

whenever i try to sing macarthur park i end up singing the weird al parody :(

Jixby Phillips Jul 13th, 2004 07:42 PM

macarthur park is frightning in the dark
all the dinosaurs are running wiiiiiiiild :lol

Esuohlim Jul 13th, 2004 08:38 PM

I've only ever heard Pretty Fly For a White Guy once, and I kept singing the stuff about the Jews. :(

Sajuuk Jul 13th, 2004 09:11 PM

>:

Esuohlim Jul 13th, 2004 09:14 PM

FUCKDAMNIT, SAJUUK >:

executioneer Jul 13th, 2004 10:09 PM

hahaha weird al rules the cats barfed ono my bad hair day case and i had to throw it awayyyy :(

ps rip weird als parents :(

executioneer Jul 13th, 2004 10:09 PM

oiops i forgot to put that ps in a separate post what kind of post count fight psot was THAT :lol

executioneer Jul 13th, 2004 10:10 PM

whoops i mean mad libs threa d :lol

Emu Jul 13th, 2004 10:11 PM

look at Big McLargehuge's avatar and listen to "White Room" by Cream at the same time :hypno

executioneer Jul 13th, 2004 10:11 PM

whoops i mean murder thread :eek

executioneer Jul 13th, 2004 10:12 PM

look at mine and listen to kashmir by led zepeplin :rolleyes

executioneer Jul 13th, 2004 10:13 PM

I'm gonna do that now :D

executioneer Jul 13th, 2004 10:16 PM

omg its blowing my miiiind :hypno

executioneer Jul 13th, 2004 10:16 PM

haha i think that was trhe first time i've uised that emoticon :x

or maybe the second

executioneer Jul 13th, 2004 10:18 PM

haha watching avatars while listening to songs RULES

GADZOOKS Jul 13th, 2004 10:25 PM

Watch mine with the wreck of edmund fitzgerald.

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2004 10:25 PM

name change

executioneer Jul 13th, 2004 10:34 PM

lol im watching it with i whupped batman's ass instead :hat

Sajuuk Jul 13th, 2004 11:00 PM

:)

sadie Jul 13th, 2004 11:14 PM

i don't get this thread at all. :(

executioneer Jul 13th, 2004 11:22 PM

I get it though :eek

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2004 11:32 PM

YEH I KNOW :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Jul 13th, 2004 11:40 PM

NINJAVENOM!

oh, liquidstatik :oops

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2004 11:47 PM

OMFG YER RIGHT


I FORGOT HE HAD THIS FIRST :(

GADZOOKS Jul 13th, 2004 11:48 PM

this means your best buds with CHAINSAW SMASH!

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2004 12:02 AM

I AM BEST BUDS WITH CHAINSAW :D

GADZOOKS Jul 14th, 2004 12:05 AM

DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME OR DOES THAT SAY LIQUID STATIK

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2004 12:06 AM

YEH I GOT IT CHANGED BACK CAUSE I LIEK IT SO STFU K >:

GADZOOKS Jul 14th, 2004 12:08 AM

Your giving rog a run for his money with your nameo changeo dealy.

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2004 12:10 AM

what? :/

i guess i didnt notice..

GADZOOKS Jul 14th, 2004 12:12 AM

WELL SOMEONE HAS TO CHANGE IT >:

NAMES DON COME OFF TREES

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2004 12:14 AM

NO I MEAN I DIDNT NOTICE THAT ROG CHANGED HIS NAME >:

****** BISCUIT >:>:

GADZOOKS Jul 14th, 2004 12:16 AM

More like burnt biscuts/

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2004 12:19 AM

HEY MILHOUSE GO TO THE HAIKU THREAD :(

GADZOOKS Jul 14th, 2004 12:21 AM

uhhh...OK

Esuohlim Jul 14th, 2004 12:21 AM

I've never changed my user title.

BUT WHEN I DO IT'S GOING TO BE "TRAB PU KCIP!" BECAUSE IT MAKES SENSE WITH MY USER NAME ON MANY LEVELS :eek

LIKE, TWO LEVELS, I GUESS :(

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2004 12:22 AM

lol :(

Esuohlim Jul 14th, 2004 12:23 AM

ALSO, LIQUID, WHO DO YOU KEEP ASKING TO CHANGE YOUR TITLE BECAUSE THEY MUST BE VERY NICE AND PATIENT AND ALL. THIS IS LIKE YOUR EIGHTH TITLE RIGHT?

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2004 12:23 AM

StupadDago: I'll be back in a minute
robuttocks: K :-(
StupadDago: shower time :D
robuttocks: :X

GADZOOKS Jul 14th, 2004 12:24 AM

Wiat, how did you dickmasters get titles.

liquidstatik Jul 14th, 2004 12:24 AM

:lol MILHOUSE

I TALK TO MEW ON AIM A LOT :( HE'S THE ONE THAT CHANGES IT FOR ME



OH AND ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? >:

:(


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