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racialslur Nov 1st, 2004 10:29 PM

It's hard to find someone in a state they dont live in.

GADZOOKS Nov 1st, 2004 11:15 PM

GODAMMIT, YOSAMITTY SAM< SHUTUP FATHER SPAZ

Emu Nov 1st, 2004 11:19 PM

UNGHG

ScruU2wice Nov 2nd, 2004 12:24 AM

hey retro now that you're 18 I guess you can buy your Virginia Slims legally.. :D

Ninjavenom Nov 2nd, 2004 01:02 AM

Fill your lungs with blood and thunder,
when you see the white whale!
Break your backs and crack your oars men,
If you wish to prevail!

Emu Nov 2nd, 2004 01:15 AM

I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE ANGELS
BUT MUCH TO MY SURPRISE
THEY CLIMBED ABOARD THEIR STAR-SHIP
AND HEADED FOR THE SKIIIIIIIIIIIIES

sadie Nov 2nd, 2004 01:15 AM

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anyone could with that cute a baby.. :(

aw. :)

Matt Harty Nov 2nd, 2004 11:57 AM

hey everyone work is consuming my life :(

liquidstatik Nov 2nd, 2004 01:02 PM

lol same here. :(

liquidstatik Nov 2nd, 2004 01:22 PM

i was suppose to get a raise last week, but they said i suck. so i have 2 weeks to get better. or ill be *TERMINATED* :x

Matt Harty Nov 3rd, 2004 12:46 AM

I talked to my head manager about how if I fail a class I lose my car. He said they like me and it'd be fine if I took a break and i'm always welcome back to work whenever.

Made me happy. :>

ScruU2wice Nov 3rd, 2004 01:14 AM

yeah bosses are cool occasionally..

Matt Harty Nov 3rd, 2004 01:17 AM

I have many.

Mike
Deniz
Denise
Kevin
Lauren
Kim

Bryan - Owner, very scary man.

3 Supervisors.


But the Kevin guy is the one you wanna talk to cause he hints people who should get a raise to Bryan. :X

liquidstatik Nov 3rd, 2004 12:35 PM

I only have a few managers... ;o

Amanda - I told her to get HIV one time. :(
Sylvia - she giggles like.. all the time. even when she's sad she's like *mhmm :giggle: i know mhmm*
[b]Kanisha[/b[ - oh wait.. she got fired. :(
PAM - SHE'S MEAN :x
LINDA - OMG MEAN AGAIN
Tanisha - She hates amanda, too. So we get along. :(

so yeah.. it sucks. :(

liquidstatik Nov 3rd, 2004 12:36 PM

:lol edit. :(

Pub Lover Nov 3rd, 2004 01:39 PM

This sucks. >:

Pub Lover Nov 3rd, 2004 01:40 PM

George W. Bush is President still. >:

Pub Lover Nov 3rd, 2004 01:41 PM

Several of my friends said they would leave the US if that happened. >:

Pub Lover Nov 3rd, 2004 01:44 PM

They lied, the welching queermongers. >:

Pub Lover Nov 3rd, 2004 01:45 PM

I now imagine all the things they said Bush would do, won't happen. >:

The Retro Kat Nov 3rd, 2004 10:47 PM

Team Leaders:
Dan
Fernando
Urzula
Bridgette
Jake
Matt
Nancy
Allisun
Mike

Store Leaders:
Amy
Corrin
Katrina
Jeff
Traci
Theresa

Usually I work in back, so I only have to deal with one or 2 store leaders.

racialslur Nov 3rd, 2004 11:08 PM

I came.

Matt Harty Nov 4th, 2004 02:03 PM

Alot of supermarkets have way too many managers.

Matt Harty Nov 4th, 2004 02:16 PM

This is my 5000th post.

ScruU2wice Nov 4th, 2004 08:26 PM

There are certain axioms in mathematics that are so basic that they are the foundation of all mathematic proofs but cannot be proven themselves. So technically if a number can be discovered that does not follow the commutative property math would crumble to bits..

ScruU2wice Nov 4th, 2004 08:26 PM

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This is my 5000th post.

I thought work was consuming your life.. >:

racialslur Nov 4th, 2004 10:04 PM

...kay.

Matt Harty Nov 5th, 2004 03:19 AM

Yeah take a look at the only times I get to post. >:

Matt Harty Nov 5th, 2004 01:38 PM

like fucking 2:00 am omg

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2004 01:51 PM

I JUST WOKE UP NOT TOO LONG AGO, GUYS

WTF Nov 5th, 2004 01:53 PM

What?? It is 07.35pm here!!

Anonymous Nov 5th, 2004 02:13 PM

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[quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"][quote:8d34cf1db8="Mad Max"]This thread should've been deleted. >:

Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:8d34cf1db8]


[center:8d34cf1db8]ZING![/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]ZING FUCKTARDS ZING![/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:8d34cf1db8]

Immortal Goat Nov 5th, 2004 11:16 PM

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[quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"][quote:51127469d1="Mad Max"]This thread should've been deleted. >:

Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:51127469d1]


[center:51127469d1]ZING![/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]ZING FUCKTARDS ZING![/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

HEY HOW ABOUT THAT GUY MAD MAX. HE SURE IS A CLEVER MOTHERFUCKING ASS BITER. ALWAYS CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS IS FUNNY HAHA AM I RIGHT GUYS BUT SERIOUSLY MAD MAX IS GREAT AND I AM GLAD HE IS ON THE BOARDS TO KEEP PEOPLE INLINE IT IS LIKE HIS FUCKING JOB TO INSULT PEOPLE THAT HE HAS NEVER MET OVER THE INTERNET WOW HE SURE IS TOUGH THATS RIGHT DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST AND THATS MAD MAX WITH A CAPITAL M OH WAIT I GUESS IT IS ALL CAPS BECAUSE THAT IS THE COOL THING TO DO ISN'T IT THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. ANYWAYS BACK TO MAD MAX THAT GUY SURE IS FUCKIN HARDCORE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO KILL ALL YOU FUCKTARDS CUZ EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IS A FUNNY WORD AND REALLY IT IS THE MOST ORIGINAL THING I HAVE HEARD SINCE QUEERBALL. ISN'T IT GREAT GUYS?


Fag.

Guitar Woman Nov 5th, 2004 11:20 PM

If you hadn't quoted mad max I would have never guessed where that comment came from, seeing as there is a large amount of posts between yours and his.

Immortal Goat Nov 5th, 2004 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Father §paz
If you hadn't quoted mad max I would have never guessed where that comment came from, seeing as there is a large amount of posts between yours and his.

FATHER SPAZ HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU MAN YOU'RE THE KINDA GUY THAT REALLY GETS A JOKE AREN'T YOU YOU PERCEPTIVE LITTLE SHIT JK NOT REALLY BUT SERIOUSLY YOU ROCK MAN NEVER CHANGE 4 N0B0DY!

Anonymous Nov 5th, 2004 11:22 PM

Immortal Goat Fucker: Actually I never called anyone a fucktard in that last message, fucktard.

Immortal Goat Nov 5th, 2004 11:25 PM

YOU WERE STILL FUCKING HARDCORE ABOUT WANTING TO KILL PEOPLE YOU ANGST-RIDDEN NOT TO MENTION SEXUALLY DEPRIVED CHILD PORN DOWNLOADING INTERNET LEECH. I BET YOUR MOM HAS TO REMIND YOU TO WIPE YOUR ASS AND YOU GET SADDENED THAT SHE NOTICED BECAUSE YOU WANTED A SNACK AND MAYBE SOME LUBE TO JACK OFF WITH ISN'T THAT RIGHT LITTLE PISS-PANTS REJECT. HOW'S THAT INFERIORITY COMPLEX COMING ALONG? I HEARD YOU KILLED AND RAPED YOUR THERAPIST IN THAT ORDER IS IT TRUE? I BET IT IS.

Anonymous Nov 5th, 2004 11:33 PM

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Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

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[center:53ba2e9f90]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. :) Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >: um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. :( I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, :( with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. :lol I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away :lol and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. :( And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. :( I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people :lol :lol ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. :( I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. :lol :lol :lol :lol So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. :eek [/center:53ba2e9f90]

Anonymous Nov 5th, 2004 11:40 PM

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I never thought myself to be a very Godfearing man. I don't follow any real religion to speak of, just my own morals and some hope in an afterlife, but this election has made me see the true ugliness that the American People as a whole posess.

This war was won through bigotry, and nothing else. Religious zealots who believe that war is ok so long as gay people cannot marry. People who say that abortion is wrong, but killing innocent children in Iraq is ok, because they are Heathens. Bigots who believe that marriage needs protected from "godless sinful deviants" while that very institution is being corroded from the inside by people like Britney Spears, J-Lo, and every station that has aired a "Bachelor" style show.

The thing that gets me is that all this hatred and violence is being done by people who believe they are doing God's work. Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't Jesus tell you guys to "Love one another", and "Let he who is among you who is without sin cast the first stone"? I guess stones are different than bombs, huh?

Yes, I know that this is not the first time in history when bigotry has caused massive global problems, but I would have thought that in 2004, we could all get over our differences and work together. Call me crazy, but I really don't think that it is a bad idea to have blacks, whites, straights, gays, and any other minority working together. That is the only way we will ever achieve our goals.

God may not be dead, but it IS in a coma. Wake up god, if you are there, we need you now more than ever. So much is at stake.


:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

Right, and I'M the angst ridden emotional cripple. Hey fucktard go "struggle" with your faith and the "Oh so important nature of humanity" some more, you fucking reject. :lol

ScruU2wice Nov 5th, 2004 11:54 PM

I missed the old version of this thread..

Immortal Goat Nov 6th, 2004 12:41 AM

HEY MAD MAX CANT A GUY EVER BE SERIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING YOU REJECT OH WAIT A SECOND I FORGOT YOU HAVE THE DEPTH OF A BABY POOL AND NOT EVEN THE COOL ONES WITH THE SLIDES I'M TALKING ABOUT THOSE CHEAP ASS ONES THAT PEOPLE BUY AT OUTLET MALLS WHEN THEIR WELLFARE CHECKS COME IN AND YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS BASTARD SUCKING FAG. I BET YOU BUy CELINE DIONE CD'S AND THEN TRY TO FUCK THE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BUT THEY ARE TOO BIG FOR YOUR INFANTILE PENIS TO FIT THROUGH SO YOU GO BE ALL HARDCORE AND CUT YOURSELF OR RANT ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU FOR BEING THEMSELVES YOU FUCKING CHRONIC MASTURBATING ASS-LOAD OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.

Have a nice day.

Anonymous Nov 6th, 2004 12:46 AM

:rolleyes

Immortal Goat: The funniest thing about that post of yours, is that you have mistaken whiney drama queen bullshit, for being deep.

Please, you're not deep. You're a fat ding dong eating fucktard, who's pretending he is. If you were REALLY deep, you wouldn't be posting on here, or arguing with me.

Please continue to prove your stupidity though, its very amusing.

:lol

Immortal Goat Nov 6th, 2004 12:55 AM

I never said I was deep, you just read too much into things, like that time when your mom said she loved you no matter what. That didn't mean she wanted to fuck you, and you know it. I was simply stating an opinion of mine about religious standing in society and politics in the *gasp* RELIGION AND POLITICS FORUM! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, FUCKING NUMBNUT? That's what that forum is for, dammit. And this forum is for ranting about random, unimportant shit, and boy, you are about the most unimportant piece of shit that I can think of next to ArrowX. You know what? You two should get together at an anime convention dressed in homemade costumes. You can be the schoolgirl, and ArrowX can be the massive tentacle demon raping you like the little cunt you are. Then you could take pictures of all the other little pitched admiring how much more gay your costumes are than theirs and you shall be crowned "King and Queen of the Convention". It would be the most significant day in your pathetic life. And don't even try to come back saying my life is more pathetic than yours, because I am lazy, and I would have to work pretty fucking hard to get to your level of primordial shat.

Anonymous Nov 6th, 2004 01:00 AM

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Oh I'm so important, my posts really mean something and I really need feedback from people on the internet because I'm too much of a fucking loser to have friends in real life, and Mad Max is MOCKING my beliefs! He hurt my feelings! :tear
If I show how upset I am, I know that'll get back at him!

:lol

Immortal Goat Nov 6th, 2004 01:11 AM

I don't fucking care what you think. This is a fucking MOCKERY BOARD! I AM SUPPOSED TO MOCK YOU BECAUSE YOU EARN IT! Goddammit, when will you fucking learn. I couldn't give a shit what you think. I posted that thread because in the political board, that is what people do. Post beliefs and opinions to have other people respond. YOU, however, post ignorant meaningless shit EVEN COMPARED TO THE IGNORANT MEANINGLESS SHIT IN GENERAL BLABBER! It amazes me to think that you truly believe that you have the upper hand on me, you unoriginal twat-diver. Maybe you should go on vacation for a while and practice a little in the insult department. If you can't even one-up me, then you obviously aren't ready for anybody else on this site.

Anonymous Nov 6th, 2004 01:13 AM

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They both want to get us out of the war as soon as they can *supposedly*, but Kerry wanted to try and do it a little quicker than Bush said was possible. Now, we will never know how fast our people could have been home, because Bush has no exit strategy. Insurgents all over the place.

For those of you who voted for Bush, think of this. Many of my friends are in the military fighting a war which Bush offhandedly admitted cannot be won, and therefore cannot end. My friends are risking their lives for your man in the White House. I know that they joined of their own free will, but they didn't expect an unjust war such as the one we are fighting. I want to see my friends come home. Some of them are not yet deployed, and I thank whatever god there is out there that they are not. However, if you believe that this is the right war, then you fucking join the army and fight it. Leave my friends out of it. :fuckyou

And while you argue with me, your friends will die for oil :lol


AMERICA AMERICA GOD DONE SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE! :lol

Immortal Goat Nov 6th, 2004 01:25 AM

Hey, fuck you. Some things are too serious to fucking joke about, and guess what? DEATH IS FUCKING ONE OF THEM! ESPECIALLY WHEN INVOLVING WAR! You ignorant little queef-sniffing, ass raping, scrotum-sucking, fat assed burger gobbling, cum guzzling sack of monkey shit. Tell me, does it give you the jollies that my friends might fucking DIE?! Tell me that, shit-head! If you find it so goddamned funny, then WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING ENLIST YOU PUSSY-LIPPED YELLOW-BELLIED COCKSUCKER?!

Usually, I am a calm individual, but when someone says that the death of my friends will be funny, then I get pissed. Fuck you, and if the terrorists strike again, I hope that somehow you are one of the victims. The world will be a more intelligent place without your ignorant comments lowering everyone's collective IQ.

Anonymous Nov 6th, 2004 01:27 AM

Hey this is a MOCKING board remember? And this is the MOCK wars forum remember? If you can't fucking take it, go take your faggot ass some place else.

Nice to see I haven't had ANY effect on you though. :lol

Immortal Goat Nov 6th, 2004 01:29 AM

When you mock me, I don't give a fuck. When you mock the sacrifice my friends are willing to make to keep your ass safe, that is when I get pissed off. Fucking ingrateful bastard. Let's see YOU fight for the country. But first, here's a tip. Grow a fucking nutsack, and preferably something to put in it as well.

Anonymous Nov 6th, 2004 01:33 AM

I AM FUCKING MOCKING YOU, DUMB FUCK!

I have been since you opened your fucking mouth dipshit! :lol

But I think you need to calm down and take a break from the internet for awhile, it seems to have a bad effect on you.

:lol

Immortal Goat Nov 6th, 2004 01:36 AM

Fucking dumbass. You don't know when to shut the fuck up. Well, in that case, I am going to take away the thing you desire most. A decent argument. I will not grace you with my responses anymore. This is the last one towards you, asswipe. Go ahead. Say something unoriginal, unfunny, and counterproductive to whatever it is you are trying to prove. You want to be the best mocker? Don't add me to your list of victims. You in no way bested me. You may get the last word, and I hope it makes you feel fulfilled. Shallow ass motherfucker.

Anonymous Nov 6th, 2004 01:40 AM

Sheesh, you're so emotional...

sadie Nov 6th, 2004 02:56 AM

omg. i just lmao.

MetalMilitia Nov 6th, 2004 08:56 AM

That was a pretty funny argument. especially the part about his friends dieing.

WTF Nov 6th, 2004 10:03 AM

Yip, Metal, although I hate to agree with you as a matter of principal, you are correct this time. It was bloody hilarous. When I read that, this strange funny mental image just popped into my head.

I was "seeing" Immortal Goat saying goodbye to his best friends - beerhugs and all - and was wondering if he did the old: "Look after yourself my friends, come back alive and not in the newspaper please?" And they go: "We will look after ourselves, don't worry Goat" and they all have a giggle about his funky crack regarding "not coming back in an newspaper" - thing.

Then a month later Immortal Goat picks up the newspaper and on the front page saw what bloody lairs his best friends really were.

Hilarous to say the least. :)

GADZOOKS Nov 6th, 2004 12:57 PM

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Maybe you should go on vacation for a while and practice a little in the insult department.

Well The Jerk Store called...:lol

ScruU2wice Nov 6th, 2004 03:19 PM

I don't feel like reading it tell someone tells me it's worth reading..

Matt Harty Nov 6th, 2004 03:42 PM

immortal goat is a pussy lol anyways back to talking about jobs

liquidstatik Nov 6th, 2004 03:50 PM

omg my mean manager Amanda might get demoted back to crew. Because she's a bitch and everyone knows it. And like.. if we're short on crew members, the managers are suppose to help. But instead, she just sits on her ass and eats. :(

ScruU2wice Nov 6th, 2004 04:45 PM

kill her

remember you can getaway with murder in this thread...

executioneer Nov 7th, 2004 07:07 PM

GUYS YOU CANT FIGHT IN HERE THIS IS THE WAR ROOM

liquidstatik Nov 7th, 2004 09:45 PM

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I missed the old version of this thread..

Yeah, me too. :(

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Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

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[center:837a7263c5]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

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[center:837a7263c5]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. :) Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >: um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. :( I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, :( with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. :lol I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away :lol and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. :( And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. :( I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people :lol :lol ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. :( I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. :lol :lol :lol :lol So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. :eek [/center:837a7263c5][/quote:837a7263c5]

[center:837a7263c5]HEY SO REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS STARTED LIKE A LONG TIME AGO AND IT SUCKED REALLY BAD? AND THEN IT GOT MORE EXCITING WHEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT? AND THEN IT DISAPPEARED AND PEOPLE GOT SAD AND THEN IT REAPPEARED AGAIN AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AGAIN OVER IT AND THEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT AGAIN. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME ROG THREATENED TO DELETE IT PERMANENTLY? WOW WHAT BLOW TO EVERYONE'S POST COUNT THAT WOULD BE! LOL![/center:837a7263c5]

executioneer Nov 8th, 2004 03:38 AM

no i don't remember that

WTF Nov 8th, 2004 09:03 AM

What the hell is it about the "liked the old version of the threads" or the "liked the old messageboard better" thing with some of the vets? I have been following the board for some time before I registered and like Mad Max threads very much. At fucking least he MOCKS and has ownership of the word "Fucktards" whilst I can't say the same off some of the vets that have much more post counts than him. It is not like I am coming up for him or anything, he can fight he own damn fights and me and him will fight each other till death if needs be, but shit at least I will respect his mock ability. Maybe he is fucking right. Some of you are just plain fucktards for ever. :rolleyes

executioneer Nov 8th, 2004 08:00 PM

yeah i love how he says fucktard all the time! its totally funny :lol

Esuohlim Nov 8th, 2004 08:13 PM

The best time ever in this thread was that one Mad Libs night. :(

Anonymous Nov 8th, 2004 08:16 PM

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A part of me wishes I was an active part in the I-Mockery ban last weekend (AKA "THE BIGGEST INTERNET EVENT EVER TO SOME IDIOTS ON THAT BOARD") so I could have nothing to do on the Internet but work on my site, but alas I'm a faggot nerd and it's all I have. I've seen signs of Cap'n Crunch around, but Professor Cool, Schimid, and Rongi have disappeared off the face of the Internet.
:(

:lol

Anonymous Nov 8th, 2004 08:18 PM

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE YOU NEED TO VISIT MILHOUSE'S WEBSITE HE'S GOT A PICTURE OF AL GORE GIVING THE FINGER AND EVERYTHING!
LOL!

:lol

Esuohlim Nov 8th, 2004 08:52 PM

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.

Schimid Nov 8th, 2004 10:42 PM

MY SHERONA :eek

Anonymous Nov 8th, 2004 11:34 PM

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[quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"][quote:e01a1cd2fb="Mad Max"]This thread should've been deleted. >:

Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:e01a1cd2fb]


[center:e01a1cd2fb]ZING![/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]ZING FUCKTARDS ZING![/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. :) Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >: um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. :( I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, :( with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. :lol I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away :lol and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. :( And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. :( I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people :lol :lol ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. :( I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. :lol :lol :lol :lol So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. :eek [/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]HEY SO REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS STARTED LIKE A LONG TIME AGO AND IT SUCKED REALLY BAD? AND THEN IT GOT MORE EXCITING WHEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT? AND THEN IT DISAPPEARED AND PEOPLE GOT SAD AND THEN IT REAPPEARED AGAIN AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AGAIN OVER IT AND THEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT AGAIN. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME ROG THREATENED TO DELETE IT PERMANENTLY? WOW WHAT BLOW TO EVERYONE'S POST COUNT THAT WOULD BE! LOL![/center:e01a1cd2fb][/quote:e01a1cd2fb]

[center:e01a1cd2fb]People Who Died
Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine

(Chorus:)
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died

G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
They were two more friends of mine
Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died

(Chorus)

Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
Judy jumped in front of a subway train
Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother

(Chorus)

Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof
"Hey," Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?"
But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died

(Chorus)

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
but it sure beats Riker's
But the next day he got offed
by the very same bikers

(Chorus)
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Anonymous Nov 8th, 2004 11:36 PM

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[quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"][quote:364b24ac79="Mad Max"]This thread should've been deleted. >:

Oh well.

You're all fucktards. :lol

[center:364b24ac79]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:364b24ac79]

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[center:364b24ac79]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS[/center:364b24ac79]


[center:364b24ac79]ZING![/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]ZING FUCKTARDS ZING![/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! :lol [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! >: [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 :rolleyes HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. :) Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >: um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. :( I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, :( with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. :lol I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away :lol and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. :( And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. :( I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people :lol :lol ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. :( I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. :lol :lol :lol :lol So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. :eek [/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]HEY SO REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS STARTED LIKE A LONG TIME AGO AND IT SUCKED REALLY BAD? AND THEN IT GOT MORE EXCITING WHEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT? AND THEN IT DISAPPEARED AND PEOPLE GOT SAD AND THEN IT REAPPEARED AGAIN AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AGAIN OVER IT AND THEN I STARTED POSTING IN IT AGAIN. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME ROG THREATENED TO DELETE IT PERMANENTLY? WOW WHAT BLOW TO EVERYONE'S POST COUNT THAT WOULD BE! LOL![/center:364b24ac79][/quote:364b24ac79]

[center:364b24ac79]People Who Died
Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine

(Chorus:)
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died

G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
They were two more friends of mine
Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died

(Chorus)

Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
Judy jumped in front of a subway train
Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother

(Chorus)

Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof
"Hey," Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?"
But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died

(Chorus)

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
but it sure beats Riker's
But the next day he got offed
by the very same bikers

(Chorus)
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[center:364b24ac79]And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder:
One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see."
And I saw.
And behold, a white horse.

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names.
An' he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won't be treated all the same.
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down.
When the man comes around.

The hairs on your arm will stand up.
At the terror in each sip and in each sup.
For you partake of that last offered cup,
Or disappear into the potter's ground.
When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin'.
Multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born an' some are dyin'.
It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Till Armageddon, no Shalam, no Shalom.
Then the father hen will call his chickens home.
The wise men will bow down before the throne.
And at his feet they'll cast their golden crown.
When the man comes around.

Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still.
Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still.
Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still.
Listen to the words long down,
When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin'.
Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born an' some are dyin'.
It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

In measured hundredweight and penny pound.
When the man comes around.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him.
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executioneer Nov 8th, 2004 11:58 PM

yay :D

ScruU2wice Nov 9th, 2004 12:38 AM

Rock n' Roll all the way..

ScruU2wice Nov 10th, 2004 01:03 AM

c'mon guys it's not that bad, just a lil infection..

Matt Harty Nov 10th, 2004 11:45 AM

remember that night we all stayed up and i wrote a huge story and i made so many pages that nobody noticed the story :(

WTF Nov 10th, 2004 11:57 AM

No I really don't :/

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay Nov 10th, 2004 12:20 PM

:loo

Esuohlim Nov 10th, 2004 12:53 PM

I remember but Pub Lover posted like a million posts in two hours and then he left what a whore. >:

ArrowX Nov 13th, 2004 08:59 PM

BUMP

Matt Harty Nov 14th, 2004 06:05 PM

i remember when pub had a bible session

ScruU2wice Nov 16th, 2004 12:21 AM

no way am i letting matt harty get the last post in this thread >:

Big McLargehuge Nov 16th, 2004 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everybody in this thread
LOOK AT ME


Matt Harty Nov 16th, 2004 11:55 AM

this isnt active enough im lonely :(

liquidstatik Nov 16th, 2004 01:26 PM

Those lame CUNT FILES are taking up our fun time. :(

GADZOOKS Nov 16th, 2004 03:52 PM

Guess who getting the next one, liquidstatikomaticpancreatic

liquidstatik Nov 16th, 2004 11:22 PM

I sure hope not! those things can hurt!

GADZOOKS Nov 16th, 2004 11:27 PM

hey liquid....


:rolleyes

liquidstatik Nov 16th, 2004 11:47 PM

:lol

ScruU2wice Nov 17th, 2004 12:05 AM

:rolleyes

liquidstatik Nov 17th, 2004 12:08 AM

>:

StonerDave Nov 17th, 2004 12:13 AM

:pac

Matt Harty Nov 18th, 2004 04:54 PM

:rolleyes

ScruU2wice Nov 18th, 2004 11:54 PM

:posh

liquidstatik Nov 22nd, 2004 01:04 PM

lol ok what's up guys?

HickMan Nov 23rd, 2004 03:10 PM

:rolleyes

The Retro Kat Nov 23rd, 2004 10:25 PM

DDiving started, it sucks, it will suck for the next three months.

Matt Harty Nov 24th, 2004 03:23 PM

:/

Guitar Woman Dec 11th, 2004 03:12 PM

NOOB POSTCOUNT FIGHT!


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