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Kitsa Apr 16th, 2010 12:33 PM

:pagebrak


oh.

A mayor in a town near here just died suddenly. He was small-town famous for threatening some other guy with a gun at a city council meeting.

Some guys just go Draconian.

Shrubfest Apr 16th, 2010 12:48 PM

I just bought a pair of leather trousers. Damn am I excited!

The Leader Apr 16th, 2010 12:50 PM

Lube up and slip those bad boys on! :O

Kitsa Apr 16th, 2010 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 680974)
I just bought a pair of leather trousers. Damn am I excited!

In hono(u)r of the departed Mr McLaren?

Fathom Zero Apr 16th, 2010 01:18 PM

har har

elx Apr 16th, 2010 01:23 PM

hey guys don't forget to check out the meteor shower this week in constellation lyra :)

Fathom Zero Apr 16th, 2010 01:27 PM

Ahhh, so that's why the sky was on fire last night.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 680958)


Dead

Fuck yeah!


YEEEEEEEEAH YOU SMUG SONUVABITCH, Y'AIN'T GOING TO HELL, BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU ROT

Colonel Flagg Apr 16th, 2010 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 680985)
hey guys don't forget to check out the meteor shower this week in constellation lyra :)

Every time we get a good meteor shower, it clouds over.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 01:52 PM

FUCK YOU ELX! I WATCHED DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS, YOU JUST WANT AMERICA TO GO BLIND AND GET EATEN ALIVE





I BET YOU ALREADY BOUGHT SAM A ONE-WAY TICKET OUT OF HERE

Tadao Apr 16th, 2010 02:27 PM

Gates is going to hell for sure.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 16th, 2010 03:41 PM

Day of the Triffids bugged me out real bad when I watched it.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 680999)
it's ok, i went outside and the urge is gone again.

oh well La-dee-DAH mistuh FANCY PANTS; some of use have just moved to a new state and been unemployed for five months AND CAN'T AFFORD TO GO OUT DRINKING WITH THEIR FRIENDS OR EVEN WASTE GAS BY DRIVING ANYWHERE IF IT WASN'T CRITICALLY IMPORTANT :(




I've still got two weeks before my new jobs start AM SAD AND JEALOUS NOW

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2010 03:59 PM

Hey America, what is this where the Canadian Dollar is worth a tiny bit more than yours? How are you supposed to be number one with that noise? Come on! Get your act together.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 04:28 PM

We're not as fucked as the Euro is if Greece finally falls apart and defaults on everything :x


Funny thing, I specifically remember when the Euro was relatively new and Greece wanted in, and everyone was all like "uuuuuuuuuuh, your economy kind of sucks; that could bite us in the ass" and Greece was all like "Aw, you crazy guys! Quit joking around!"

Tadao Apr 16th, 2010 04:31 PM

Canada is just trying to entice us, same way that a whore with herpes gets a tit job and strips. You know it's worth something but at what cost man!

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 04:36 PM

As long as Canada picks up the slack of our godless excuse of an economy (but Newsweek was just congratulating us on our miracle turnaround! oooh! I feel secure now!), we North Americans can still revel in our superiority to South America despite Mexico constantly ruining our reputation

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 04:44 PM

Mexico is the older brother with a G.E.D that's constantly going in and out of prison, the US is the smart, spoiled, and mouthy youngest son who dropped out of college to work at his dad's company and get completely bombed in his spare time, while Canada is the responsible middle child who got himself a steady, respectable, unimpressive job and is pretty easygoing despite the fact that everyone takes him for granted and treats him like shit

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2010 04:47 PM

South America, of course, is the group of families living in a trailer park a few miles away

Colonel Flagg Apr 16th, 2010 05:16 PM

:lol

Guitar Woman Apr 16th, 2010 06:31 PM

hey company I do menial labor for where the exact fuck is my paycheck

Tadao Apr 16th, 2010 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 681039)
South America, of course, is the group of families living in a trailer park a few miles away

And just like in every trailer park you'll find a meth lab, so too does Rio exist in South America.

Fathom Zero Apr 17th, 2010 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 681042)
hey company I do menial labor for where the exact fuck is my paycheck

Direct deposit is wonderful.

Zhukov Apr 17th, 2010 05:11 AM

I can't even find this fucking constellation and I've been looking for two nights.

Hey Pub, I've got a jar with some New Zealish coins in; I'd send them to you but the coins probably wouldn't cover the cost of post.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 17th, 2010 10:16 AM

I don't know if its currently visible in the lower hemisphere.


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