LIKE I'D EVER TAKE MY BUREAUCRATICAL LEGS INTO YOUR ROOM

noo :(

BullSHIT you showed off your legs around these parts. And aren't you underage anyway? That could get Pub and Zhukov beaten and arrested by rogue Australians

ELX DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OUR FOREIGN MEMBERS, WHAT A TERRIBLE PERSON SHE IS.

spoke too soon. RUN, PUB, RUN, THE AUSTRALIAN TITMEN WILL GET TO YOU FIRST BECAUSE THEY HATE YOUR PEOPLE

OK BACK TO THE REAL ISSUE HERE WHICH IS YOU ILLEGALLY IMPERSONATING AN OFFICIAL

Elx just called me a n*gger in PM, I can't believe this, how offensive that she would use such a hateful word.

HEY KIDS: if you're going to get beaten, arrested and raped by any one nationality, avoid the Australians because they will call you "Sheila" and that's embarrassing

Elx is ok here, age wise, and too old in New Zealand.


Have to say though, I'm leaning towards Sam in this one.

yeah well sam is the one that gave my aim address to jonathan clement

You two deserve each other.

At first I thought that was a nasty thing to do, but it seems like Sam had the best of intentions, so I can't really fault him.

I was thinking of the happiness of others the entire time.

SAM

- Cares for international members
- Great legs
- Tries very hard to set up couples


ELX

- No delegation to Tasmania, whose main export is i-mockery posts
- Refuses to show legs (must assume they are bad)
- Spoils Sam's attempts at setting her up romantically.

you're no match maker, you're just a shamless dream stealer, first me, and now tadao! where will it end? are you going to take cheese puffs from wiffles, beer from 10k and pens from grislygus?


A DARK STORM IS APPROACHING THESE BOARDS

AND YOUU MISTER, you're just trying to see my legs BUT UNLIKE SAM i am a PROFESSIONAL

No, my dear friends Wiffles, Bill, and Greasygus will remain in possession of their loved objects.

YOU, HOWEVER, WOULD STEAL GUITAR WOMAN AND FEET FROM SEVEN FORCE AND THAT IS A CRIME. >:

OH GREAT ZHUKOV, NOW ELX IS ACCUSING YOU OF BEING A CHILD MOLESTER/SEXUAL PREDATOR.

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A GREAT PERSON :rolleyes

Well I never. A few pages ago I would have been one of your leading supporters. It's a shame to see good, decent people fall from grace.

Know that my entire nation is now, sadly, against you politically. :(

YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO UNDERMINE MY POSITION

Sam changed his title? I guess I'd better change mine too, SEEING AS HOW IT'S ONLY REPRESENTATIVE OF HALF OF THE TEAM.

I feel that I won that debate as he has yet to reply to the accusations against him.

ELX has my vote, she can draw.

sam has abandoned his other duties? that shows us his true character. he's only in this for the win.

as class president, i hereby appoint tadao as the future moderator of the philosophy board.
congratulations!

and zomboid, i will work to find you a new unicorn so that your team may be completed once again.

God damnit.