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I wrote an article for donkeydick esuohlim about that show. It was crap.

My neurosurgeon sounds exactly like an American Alfred Hitchcock :/ But he looks like Garrison Keillor.

I became a fan of Marvin Nash on Facebook. :lol

so after finally being strongarmed into getting a YIM account, I now realize that "why yes, it is just as gay as it's ever been."

I've been given my first work placement. It's in about 2 weeks and its with 16 year olds. And then I have another one I know nothing about a few weeks after. Then I'm moving out. I think I'm about to have a panic attack. It's all too grown up and sudden.

What, are you being assigned as a social worker at a fucking halfway home or some shit?

Well yeah,It was aimed at fat english geeks who'd already watched the new Dr. Who episode for the week


sci-fi cheese junkies in need of a quick fix and the occasional witty sentence

I'm a costume student. I'm supposed to help 16 year olds make carnival costumes based on tigers. Or something.

Have fun with that

Of course, over here in America people actually watched V on a regular basis, so I can't really give our estranged siblings too much shit over Blake's 7

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And then when my friends see me slicing off their cut of the neck they'll be all like "Dude, what the fuck is that"

And I'll be all like "Ah, it's somebody's throat. Nobody important, though"

And they'll be like "That's somebody's throat?"

And I'll be like "yeah, I marinated and spatchcocked it" and that will be humiliating for you because it sounds dirty and you'll be looking down from the afterlife being all like "not cool bro, not cool"

I'LL SPATCHCOCK SHRUBFEST ;)

I got a job :eek

Doing?

I'm working as an orderly in a local retirement home

I thought you said "elderly."

:lol

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