Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 693619)

uuuuh, in Cannery Row one of the boys worked in a bar, and whenever someone didn't finish a drink he'd pour it into a jug and at the end of the week they'd call it punch and drink it

so a cannery punch IRL is when you throw together splashes of what the fuck ever because you're low on cash and trying to conserve your liquor

this current one is small amounts of jameson, jack daniels, knob creek, a bigger splash of captain morgans, orange juice, white grape juice, ruby red, and filled the rest of the way with gatorade and vodka

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 693724)

There are never enough strapons on a bookbag.

Originally Posted by elx (Post 693711)

man, messenger bags suck. what's the point of them? mine can hold maybe 2 textbooks at a time and then all of the weight is distributed to one side of me and i'm constantly having to readjust myself so i don't fall on my face. and theeeeen, it's especially bad during the summer semester when i wear strapless/sleeveless tops and the bag strap digs into my shoulder. so stupid. messenger bags are for douche-bags.


need to purchase a bookbag, but there's too much stuff to consider/compromises to make. :(

Originally Posted by elx (Post 693721)

just because you carry a purse doesn't mean we want to hear about your womanly troubles FZ :rolleyes

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 693741)

this was the first post on the page that loaded on my cell phone

for a second i thought that this was gonna be an awesome conversation

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 693755)

omg i got this thing in the mail for these cruises and i was just looking at it for fun and they had some good deals then my girlfriend pointed out that the last picture had two dudes in a pool sitting all close and she was like, "is this a gay cruise" and i was like I DUNNNNNOOOOOOO and started looking at all the other pictures and they were all dudes :O then i noticed it was to the gay dude that used to live here

i totally just thought this one picture was like a father/mother with their muscular son but the person in the middle was just a frumpy looking gay dude and not a mother :(

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 693769)

http://www.70000tons.com/
looks like an awesome cruise. some of the bands totally suck, but it's gotta be a floating eargasm with uli involved.

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 693819)

Chad, did you ever post your secret santa picture from last year yet?