Man Lenor you're a loose cannon I hope you didn't celebrate with too much "alchol" :x

I saw a chick on Girls Gone Wild just now. She looks like Dustin Hoffman.

I bet you saw a few chicks on Girls Gone Wild.

I always wake up with this incredible urge to urinate even if I did not drink a lot and had previously urinated the night before. Have I forgotten science? Have I forgotten how to sleep? Or have I just forgotten that everyone urinates?

i dont know do you eat a bunch of sugar before you goto bed :O

I cut sugar and caffiene out of my diet. I drank tea the night before but I pissed it all away that night.

dosn't tea have caffiene?

i'm not sure about you guys, but after i get up i usually urinate

As do I.

The tea is decaffinated.

Pussy.

Sometimes after I wake up I take two shits in a row :O i also urinate.

FUNNY FART STORIES:
Lately I've been so sick with the flu and I cough really hard and when I cough really hard from the abdominal i usually fart really hard and it makes my ass hurt :(

Also sometimes if I feel gassy I do jumping jacks and i fart at every jump.

I am what I eat.

Also. I eat a lot then take a huge shit at night.

I think you need to go back on your meds, man.

:lol

you take huge shits after you eat? i'm no doctor, but this sounds like a serious illness dude why don't you not eat for awhile and tell me if this mystery huge shit epidemic is still haunting your bowels!!

must be all the pork filling your bowels with porkiness.

I POOP TOO MUCH.

And then I get tired.

Did you ever wipe your ass and it's got blood on it?

That's what she said.

why arn't you banned you were worse than the uncle sham

I don't have bleeding piles.

for a long time i thought my ass was bleeding and burning and i had hemarroids or prostate cancer but then i realized that flaming hot cheetos turn your poop red and make your ass hurt.

don't stick Cheetos in your bum :(

flaming hot cheetoes are so good dude but only if i have like a ice cold soda because those are flamin' man the bag don't lie