I stuck it behind my ear and it somehow came out of my butt :O

MAGIC

somone needs to make a gif of a spinning bag of flaming hot cheetoes and the background will be a explosion and the bag will be aflame

my friend once got so stoned he put a car battery inside some cheetoes & drove that shit down the freeway going 35

man was he was so high

I'm going to go buy some beer...what snack doesn't make your hands greasy?

fruits

Pretzels? Just don't get the honey mustard bite ones. I'm assuming you want bar food to go with your beer.

:/ I'm not a big fruit guy

vegetables? a bowl of rice? hell, anything with utensils should fit the bill

Oh hey guys if it makes you feel any better, with the bi-polar medication I'm on, if I drink a beer and fall asleep, I won't wake up.

I like spicy and crunchy

Wasabi peas.

One can do so much with that statement.

I have a can of Wasabi peas...I'm not into them anymore.

Why don't you buy some chips and some good fresh salsa.

Spicy trail mix? Usually whatever shit they put on things to make it hot will make your hands greasy or powdery.

I want indian food so bad right now, especially samosas.

When I worked at Goodwill this guy came in and asked if we had any toasters and I showed him some in the housewares section and like a minute later I come back and he's jerking off in the housewares section. So we chase him out of the store and he's hobbling with his pants around his ankles and tries to jump on his bike and get away. Guess who won.

your sister and now you have a retarded nefew

I'm not allowed to have kids. :( I would go to jail. Which I guess is wished upon in here. Not that it matters because my sister is infertile too.

Fartin is that from one of your scripts

No, you shut up! I like him... Well, not like so much as prefer him to you. >:

You carried that all the way from another topic? Geez. I like him too, except for the hair.

Shut up jerk nobody likes you.